Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman defeated Float like a rock...Sting like a flea by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, October 22, 2016In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 799 pounds (362 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
+Float takes charge with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Cartman throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Float takes it in the forearms.
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+Float belts Cartman with a series of hard shots to the solar plexus.
-Cartman throws a cross to the nose, but Float ducks just in time.
-Cartman probes with a left jab to the face, but goes wide.
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+Float hits with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs!
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+Cartman slams Float with a pair of nice punches to the eye!
+Cartman rocks Float with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Cartman tosses a pair of wild punches to the nose!
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+Cartman tattoos Float with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Float charges with a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Cartman tags Float with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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-Float charges with a left to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 20 of 33 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 20 of 40 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 10-9
Float doesn't even want to rest!
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Cartman paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Float throws a stiff right to the jaw.
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+Cartman hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Cartman connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Float probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Cartman attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
+Float whacks Cartman with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs!
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-Float charges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Float smashes Cartman with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
-Cartman tries to land a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Float backs out of it.
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-Cartman lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Float backs out of it.
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+Float hammers Cartman with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Float attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Cartman leaps aside.
+Cartman hits Float with a jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 22 of 38 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 24 of 41 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 20-18
Float doesn't even want to rest!
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
+Float hurts Cartman with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Float hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Cartman throws a series of punches to the head, but Float quickly backs away.
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-Cartman throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Float hides behind his gloves.
-Cartman lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Float tags Cartman with a pair of punches to the temple. Cartman is hurt!
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-Cartman probes with a left jab to the face, but Float escapes.
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-Float probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Cartman blocks.
-Float probes with a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Cartman throws a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Cartman tosses a pair of furious punches to the jaw!
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+Float thumps Cartman with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs. Cartman quickly recovers.
+Cartman connects with a loud jab to the eye.
+Cartman shakes Float with a barrage of off balance punches to the face! Float ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 21 of 38 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 23 of 43 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 30-27
Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Float probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Float hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Cartman catches Float with a barrage of blows to the head. Float sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Cartman probes with a straight right to the head, but Float quickly backs away.
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-Float probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
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+Cartman hammers Float with a barrage of light punches to the jaw. Float is hurt!
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-Cartman probes with a jab to the face, but only hits air.
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-Cartman attacks with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Float steps aside and laughs.
+Float pops Cartman with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
+Cartman fires a jab to the head.
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+Cartman backs up Float with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Float attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but Cartman covers himself well.
+Float lands a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Float probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 22 of 38 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 22 of 36 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 40-36
Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Cartman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Float backs up Cartman with a flurry of punches to the nose! Cartman is hurt!
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+Cartman wakes up the fans with a cross to the face.
-Float lashes out with a jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Cartman staggers Float with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
-Float attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Cartman lashes out with a heavy jab to the temple.
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+Float staggers Cartman with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Cartman drills Float with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Cartman punches Float with a series of punches to the nose.
+Float lashes out with a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Cartman covers up.
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-Float probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Cartman launches a pair of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Cartman attacks with a series of right punches to the nose, but Float hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Float lands a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
-Cartman throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Float escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 22 of 37 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 21 of 38 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 50-45
Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Cartman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Float jars Cartman with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Cartman covers up.
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+Cartman connects with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Cartman paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Float smacks Cartman with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Float throws a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman throws a left jab to the jaw, but Float deftly avoits it.
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+Cartman hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Float lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
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+Cartman shakes Float with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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-Cartman throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Float ties him up.
+Cartman lands a volley of punches to the head.
-Float probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 20 of 38 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 21 of 38 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 60-54
Float is obviously tired.
Cartman is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Cartman launches a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Float tags Cartman with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Float tags Cartman with a flurry of furious blows to the nose.
-Float throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Float paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Cartman fires a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Cartman attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Cartman annoys Float with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Cartman throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Cartman scores with a volley of solid punches to the face.
+Cartman smashes Float with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Cartman lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Float attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Float probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 19 of 38 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 20 of 38 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 70-63
Float is obviously tired.
Cartman is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Float lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
-Cartman tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Float charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Cartman stays away from it.
+Cartman grazes Float with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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-Float probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
+Cartman shakes Float with a series of loud punches to the head. Float doesn't seem bothered.
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-Float probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Cartman blocks.
+Cartman backs up Float with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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-Cartman tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Float escapes.
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-Cartman launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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+Float attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Cartman launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Float solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the nose. Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 18 of 39 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 19 of 40 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 80-72
Float is slowing down.
Cartman is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Float tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
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+Float tosses a series of furious punches to the eye.
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+Float hits with a series of stiff blows to the jaw.
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-Cartman attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Cartman connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
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-Float charges with a series of right punches to the head, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Float attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
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-Cartman launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Cartman thumps Float with a series of powerful punches to the eye. Float doesn't notice.
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+Float slams Cartman with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach. Cartman retreats to the far corner.
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-Cartman probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Cartman hits with a jab to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 17 of 40 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 20 of 39 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 90-81
Float is slowing down. He has a fractured nose.
Cartman is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Float lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Cartman backs out of it.
+Float jars Cartman with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Cartman hits Float with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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-Float launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but Cartman stays away from it.
-Float probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Float lashes out with a cross to the head, but Cartman covers himself well.
-Cartman lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Cartman belts Float with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw!
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-Cartman tries a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Float connects with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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-Float attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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-Float paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 12 of 42 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 18 of 41 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 100-90
Float is slowing down. He has a fractured nose.
Cartman is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Float tosses a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Cartman lands a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Float attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Cartman fires a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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-Cartman attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Float blocks.
-Float attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Cartman ducks.
-Cartman attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Float quickly backs away.
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+Cartman hits with a series of glancing punches to the eye!! Float doesn't notice.
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-Float charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Float paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
+Float attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Cartman hits Float with a hard right to the mouth.
+Float attacks with a straight right to the face. Cartman ignores it.
-Cartman attempts a series of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Cartman lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but Float escapes.
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-Float tries a left jab to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 17 of 52 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 20 of 38 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 110-99
Float looks exhausted. He has a fractured nose.
Cartman is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cartman stays outside and uses his jab.
+Float tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Cartman probes with a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Float charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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-Cartman lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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+Cartman punches Float with a volley of light punches to the chin. Float doesn't seem bothered.
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-Float fires a straight right to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Cartman connects with a series of punches to the head.
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-Float probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Float throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Cartman quickly backs away.
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-Float throws a left right to the face, but goes wide.
-Cartman attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Float lashes out with a right sweeping right to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Float tosses a volley of wild punches to the eye. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Cartman lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 14 of 48 punches, and Dr Cartman landed 16 of 42 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 120-108
Float looks exhausted. He has a fractured nose.
Cartman is slowing down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 120-108
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 5: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 120-108
Dr Cartman wins by decision!
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