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(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated they call me fat man! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, May 28, 2016

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Float tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+They hits Float with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
They lands a lightning hook and Float is knocked down!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+They throws a series of punches to the eye. Float is hurt!
+Float hammers They with a pair of punches to the face.
+Float pokes They with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
-Float fires a series of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
-They lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Float escapes.
+Float fires a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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-They attempts a right uppercut to the eye, but falls short.
+Float connects with a series of wild shots to the ribs.
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The fighters circle.
-They throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Float leaps aside.
+They shakes Float with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 16 of 33 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 20 of 34 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-8

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-8


They looks exhausted.

Float doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Float staggers They with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+They attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach. Float beats a hasty retreat.
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-Float lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but They backs out of it.
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-They tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Float hides behind his gloves.
-They launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but Float narrowly avoids it
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+Float lands a light straight right to the jaw!
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+Float hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
+Float connects with a heavy jab to the head! They ignores it.
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-They attempts a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-They tries to land a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Float launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-They probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Float rocks They with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw. They laughs!
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+Float smacks They with a volley of furious blows to the jaw. Float attacks like a wild man! They begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
They can't remember which corner is his.

Float doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-8

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a technical knockout!