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(Super-Heavyweight) Apu the Kwik defeated BOT-152251 by unanimous decision: 119-109, 119-109, 119-109.

Match Tuesday, May 03, 2016

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 11 inches (241 centimeters) tall weighing in at 493 pounds (224 kilograms) is Apu the Kwik!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 310 pounds (141 kilograms) is BOT-152251!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152251 fires a pair of punches to the face, but Apu The Kwik steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-152251 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Apu The Kwik takes it in the forearms.
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-Apu The Kwik attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but Bot-152251 steps aside.
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+Apu The Kwik throws a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Bot-152251 clocks Apu The Kwik with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+Apu The Kwik fires a series of stiff punches to the chin!
+Apu The Kwik hits with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
-Apu The Kwik launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Bot-152251 strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 18 of 32 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 14 of 32 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 10-9


Apu The Kwik doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152251 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152251 throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Apu The Kwik paws a flurry of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Apu The Kwik attempts a left straight right to the mouth, but Bot-152251 leaps aside.
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+Bot-152251 clocks Apu The Kwik with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Apu The Kwik shakes his head to clear it.
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+Apu The Kwik fires a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
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-Bot-152251 launches a pair of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Apu The Kwik paws a left jab to the head, but comes up empty.
+Apu The Kwik hits Bot-152251 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-152251 tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Bot-152251 pummels Apu The Kwik with a volley of light punches to the nose. Apu The Kwik gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 15 of 29 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 14 of 33 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 20-18


Apu The Kwik doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152251 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152251 throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Apu The Kwik covers himself well.
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+Apu The Kwik solidly lands a barrage of punches to the jaw. Bot-152251 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bot-152251 paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Apu The Kwik covers himself well.
+Apu The Kwik wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face! Bot-152251 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Bot-152251 ties him up.
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-Apu The Kwik paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-152251 smacks Apu The Kwik with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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-Bot-152251 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Apu The Kwik steps aside and laughs.
-Bot-152251 throws a straight right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Bot-152251 jars Apu The Kwik with a volley of punches to the ribs. Apu The Kwik beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 18 of 30 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 12 of 31 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 30-27


Apu The Kwik doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152251 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-152251 nails Apu The Kwik with a commanding jab to the ribs.
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-Bot-152251 probes with a jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Bot-152251 lands a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-152251 lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Apu The Kwik beats a hasty retreat.
+Apu The Kwik tattoos Bot-152251 with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a jab to the eye, but Bot-152251 takes it in the forearms.
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+Apu The Kwik stuns Bot-152251 with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
+Apu The Kwik wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-152251 attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Apu The Kwik backs out of it.
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-Apu The Kwik probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 16 of 33 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 10 of 32 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 40-36


Apu The Kwik doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152251 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Bot-152251 hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-152251 fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-152251 tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Apu The Kwik steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-152251 lashes out with a left jab to the nose, but Apu The Kwik stays away from it.
-Apu The Kwik throws a series of left punches to the chin, but Bot-152251 hides behind his gloves.
-Apu The Kwik probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Bot-152251 steps aside.
-Bot-152251 lunges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Apu The Kwik hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-152251 throws a right jab to the temple, but Apu The Kwik narrowly avoids it
-Apu The Kwik tries a series of left punches to the nose, but Bot-152251 quickly backs away.
+Apu The Kwik drills Bot-152251 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Bot-152251 retreats to the far corner.
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+Apu The Kwik annoys Bot-152251 with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-152251 probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-152251 hurts Apu The Kwik with a flurry of blows to the temple. Apu The Kwik ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 14 of 32 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 14 of 39 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 50-45


Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152251 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Apu The Kwik throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Bot-152251 backs out of it.
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-Apu The Kwik fires a left jab to the face, but Bot-152251 quickly backs away.
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-Bot-152251 probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Bot-152251 attacks with a right jab to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Bot-152251 takes charge with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-152251 charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but Apu The Kwik takes it in the forearms.
+Apu The Kwik clocks Bot-152251 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Bot-152251 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Apu The Kwik punches Bot-152251 with a quick jab to the eye.
-Apu The Kwik probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Bot-152251 leaps aside.
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+Bot-152251 punches Apu The Kwik with a powerful left to the temple.
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-Bot-152251 lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Apu The Kwik tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but Bot-152251 quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 15 of 32 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 13 of 40 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 60-54


Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152251 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Apu The Kwik stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152251 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152251 lashes out with a straight right to the eye, but Apu The Kwik stays away from it.
+Bot-152251 suprises Apu The Kwik with a series of punches to the head.
-Bot-152251 lunges with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Apu The Kwik ties him up.
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+Apu The Kwik slams Bot-152251 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-152251 jars Apu The Kwik with a series of heavy punches to the head. Apu The Kwik hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-152251 throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Bot-152251 attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Bot-152251 throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Bot-152251 probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Apu The Kwik covers himself well.
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-Bot-152251 paws a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 5 of 8 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 11 of 38 punches.

BOT-152251 won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 69-64


Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152251 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152251 lunges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Apu The Kwik backs out of it.
-Bot-152251 tries a series of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Apu The Kwik hits with a jab to the eye.
-Apu The Kwik attempts a left left to the mouth, but Bot-152251 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Bot-152251 covers himself well.
+Apu The Kwik throws a jab to the eye.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Bot-152251 ducks just in time.
-Apu The Kwik fires a volley of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Apu The Kwik throws a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-152251 launches a volley of right punches to the face, but Apu The Kwik quickly backs away.
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+Bot-152251 throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-152251 attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Apu The Kwik ties him up.
-Bot-152251 launches a series of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-152251 catches Apu The Kwik with a straight right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 15 of 34 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 13 of 40 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 79-73


Apu The Kwik doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152251 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Apu The Kwik fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Bot-152251 pops Apu The Kwik with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Apu The Kwik connects with a strong jab to the face.
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+Apu The Kwik connects with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
-Bot-152251 probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Apu The Kwik backs out of it.
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-Apu The Kwik probes with a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Bot-152251 throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Bot-152251 throws a pair of nice punches to the face.
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-Bot-152251 tries a series of punches to the mouth, but Apu The Kwik hides behind his gloves.
-Bot-152251 throws a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Apu The Kwik beats a hasty retreat.
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-Apu The Kwik tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but Bot-152251 quickly backs away.
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+Apu The Kwik thumps Bot-152251 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-152251 lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Apu The Kwik quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 13 of 32 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 14 of 39 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 89-82


Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152251 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152251 attempts a right jab to the head, but Apu The Kwik quickly backs away.
+Bot-152251 pokes Apu The Kwik with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Apu The Kwik strikes with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
-Bot-152251 fires a series of punches to the nose, but Apu The Kwik takes it in the forearms.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a right jab to the chin, but Bot-152251 beats a hasty retreat.
+Apu The Kwik hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye! Bot-152251 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Apu The Kwik probes with a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-152251 attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Apu The Kwik narrowly avoids it
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-Apu The Kwik probes with a left straight right to the head, but Bot-152251 steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-152251 paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Apu The Kwik backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 14 of 34 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 11 of 39 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 99-91


Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152251 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Apu The Kwik lands a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Bot-152251 lands a pair of punches to the chin. Apu The Kwik backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bot-152251 probes with a left jab to the face, but Apu The Kwik ducks just in time.
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+Apu The Kwik hits with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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-Bot-152251 attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Apu The Kwik stays away from it.
-Apu The Kwik throws a volley of shots to the nose, but Bot-152251 ducks.
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-Bot-152251 tries to land a jab to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Bot-152251 attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Apu The Kwik takes it in the forearms.
-Bot-152251 throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Apu The Kwik beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-152251 takes charge with a roundhouse to the face. Apu The Kwik doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 14 of 30 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 10 of 33 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 109-100


Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152251 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-152251 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152251 fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Apu The Kwik beats a hasty retreat.
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-Apu The Kwik tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Bot-152251 narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-152251 probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Bot-152251 tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Apu The Kwik backs out of it.
-Apu The Kwik throws a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+Bot-152251 smacks Apu The Kwik with a pair of vicious punches to the head!!
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+Apu The Kwik tosses a flurry of punches to the head. Bot-152251 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a series of punches to the head, but Bot-152251 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-152251 takes charge with a volley of vicious punches to the head. Apu The Kwik grimaces in pain.
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-Bot-152251 attacks with a left jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Apu The Kwik hits Bot-152251 with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Apu the Kwik landed 16 of 31 punches, and BOT-152251 landed 9 of 32 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

Apu the Kwik is winning the fight 119-109


Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152251 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 2: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 3: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 4: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 5: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 6: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 7: BOT-152251 10-9
Round 8: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 9: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 10: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 11: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 12: Apu the Kwik 10-9

Total Score: Apu the Kwik 119-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 2: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 3: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 4: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 5: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 6: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 7: BOT-152251 10-9
Round 8: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 9: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 10: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 11: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 12: Apu the Kwik 10-9

Total Score: Apu the Kwik 119-109


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 2: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 3: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 4: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 5: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 6: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 7: BOT-152251 10-9
Round 8: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 9: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 10: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 11: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 12: Apu the Kwik 10-9

Total Score: Apu the Kwik 119-109

Apu the Kwik wins by decision!