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(Heavyweight) Mustard Poo Poo defeated Air Jordan by disqualification in round 12.

Match Saturday, April 16, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is Mustard Poo Poo!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Air Jordan!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Jordan throws a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Jordan throws a left right to the mouth, but Mustard escapes.
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+Jordan tattoos Mustard with a left to the face!! Mustard gets mad!
+Mustard connects with a sweeping right to the ribs!
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+Mustard pummels Jordan with a flurry of punches to the face!
-Jordan lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Jordan probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Mustard blocks.
+Mustard punches Jordan with a series of blows to the chin.
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+Mustard pops Jordan with a series of off balance punches to the chin!!
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+Mustard hits Jordan with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
+Jordan strikes with a heavy roundhouse to the head. Mustard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Mustard attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth! Jordan falls against the ropes!
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+Mustard tosses a jab to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 28 of 33 punches, and Air Jordan landed 12 of 32 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 10-9


Mustard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jordan launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Mustard deftly avoits it.
+Mustard hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Jordan wallops Mustard with a series of light punches to the chin!
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+Mustard hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Jordan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Jordan stuns Mustard with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
+Mustard hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Jordan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Mustard pounds Jordan with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Jordan attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Mustard takes it in the forearms.
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+Jordan solidly lands a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Mustard ignores it.
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+Mustard tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
+Mustard lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth! Jordan gets mad!
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-Jordan attacks with a pair of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Jordan throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Mustard ducks just in time.
+Jordan tattoos Mustard with a barrage of punches to the nose. Mustard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Mustard solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Jordan fires a series of punches to the head, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
-Jordan launches a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Mustard pokes Jordan with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 46 of 46 punches, and Air Jordan landed 22 of 58 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 20-18


Mustard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Mustard pounds Jordan with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Mustard connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Jordan attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Mustard ties him up.
-Jordan probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Jordan attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Mustard backs out of it.
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-Jordan lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Mustard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jordan pops Mustard with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Mustard catches Jordan with a quick jab to the stomach. Jordan grimaces in pain.
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+Mustard throws a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan punches Mustard with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan catches Mustard with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach. Mustard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Jordan attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Mustard charges with a left straight right to the chest, but Jordan steps aside.
+Mustard drills Jordan with a pair of punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 30 of 34 punches, and Air Jordan landed 16 of 42 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 30-27


Mustard doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jordan clocks Mustard with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
+Mustard catches Jordan with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Jordan annoys Mustard with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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-Jordan tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard hides behind his gloves.
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-Jordan probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Mustard hits Jordan with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Mustard fires a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Jordan thumps Mustard with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Mustard falls against the ropes!
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-Mustard throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Jordan ducks.
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-Jordan attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard takes it in the forearms.
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+Mustard nails Jordan with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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-Jordan paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Mustard covers himself well.
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+Mustard suprises Jordan with a volley of off balance punches to the temple. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Mustard strikes with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!
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-Jordan fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 27 of 34 punches, and Air Jordan landed 15 of 40 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 40-36


Mustard doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jordan pokes Mustard with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Mustard connects with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Jordan probes with a right jab to the ribs, but Mustard steps aside and laughs.
+Mustard attacks with a pair of loud punches to the chin. Jordan ignores it.
-Jordan probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Jordan lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Jordan lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Mustard ties him up.
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+Mustard whacks Jordan with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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-Mustard fires a series of punches to the temple, but Jordan quickly backs away.
+Jordan grazes Mustard with a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Jordan throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 26 of 33 punches, and Air Jordan landed 16 of 39 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 50-45


Mustard doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jordan throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Mustard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jordan launches a series of punches to the chest, but Mustard takes it in the forearms.
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+Jordan smacks Mustard with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jordan attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Jordan lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Mustard quickly backs away.
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+Jordan pops Mustard with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mustard punches Jordan with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
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-Jordan charges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Mustard throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mustard hits with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Mustard hits with a glancing jab to the eye.
-Jordan attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Mustard escapes.
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+Mustard catches Jordan with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Mustard fires a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 23 of 32 punches, and Air Jordan landed 15 of 38 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 60-54


Mustard doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Mustard pokes Jordan with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Jordan lands a volley of wild blows to the chest!
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-Jordan charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Jordan throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Mustard stays away from it.
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+Mustard lands a barrage of punches to the chin!!
-Jordan lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Mustard strikes with a series of off balance punches to the head.
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+Mustard annoys Jordan with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jordan tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Mustard narrowly avoids it
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+Jordan connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Mustard fires a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Mustard jars Jordan with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 29 of 34 punches, and Air Jordan landed 16 of 38 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 70-63


Mustard doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jordan fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Mustard quickly backs away.
-Jordan fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Jordan attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Mustard staggers Jordan with a flurry of punches to the head. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Mustard whacks Jordan with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Jordan fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Jordan throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Jordan jolts Mustard with a wild sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Jordan takes charge with a off balance roundhouse to the stomach!!
+Mustard takes charge with a series of vicious blows to the mouth.
+Jordan jolts Mustard with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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+Jordan lands a solid sweeping right to the ribs. Mustard grimaces in pain.
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+Mustard throws a pair of light punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 27 of 30 punches, and Air Jordan landed 19 of 49 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 80-72


Mustard doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Jordan hits Mustard with a series of hard punches to the nose. Mustard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Jordan slams Mustard with a heavy jab to the mouth. Mustard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mustard hits with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
+Mustard hits Jordan with a volley of light punches to the nose!!
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-Jordan probes with a right to the chin, but Mustard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jordan probes with a jab to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Jordan launches a volley of punches to the head, but Mustard covers himself well.
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+Mustard smacks Jordan with a barrage of quick blows to the chin.
-Jordan attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Jordan throws a left straight right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Mustard grazes Jordan with a flurry of glancing shots to the mouth!!
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+Jordan tags Mustard with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Jordan scores with a hard sweeping right to the head!
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+Mustard jars Jordan with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 29 of 32 punches, and Air Jordan landed 14 of 39 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 90-81


Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mustard hits with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
-Jordan charges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Jordan fires a series of punches to the head. Mustard retreats to the far corner.
+Mustard hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Mustard probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Mustard jars Jordan with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Mustard hits with a flurry of blows to the eye!!
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+Mustard wallops Jordan with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Jordan fires a jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Jordan paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Mustard quickly backs away.
+Mustard takes charge with a solid right to the head.
-Mustard throws a sweeping right to the eye, but misses completely.
+Jordan pummels Mustard with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Jordan pounds Mustard with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
+Mustard tags Jordan with a pair of glancing punches to the nose. Jordan gets mad!
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-Jordan attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Mustard ducks just in time.
+Jordan lands a volley of punches to the head.
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-Mustard tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Jordan stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 26 of 38 punches, and Air Jordan landed 16 of 39 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-9

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 100-90


Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Mustard tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Jordan throws a flurry of punches to the face!! Mustard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Mustard tosses a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Jordan hits with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
-Jordan probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Jordan stuns Mustard with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
-Jordan launches a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Mustard quickly backs away.
+Mustard lands a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Mustard lands a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Mustard grazes Jordan with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Mustard lands a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Mustard scores with a pair of quick punches to the temple! Jordan doesn't seem bothered.
+Jordan fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Mustard probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Jordan throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Mustard backs out of it.
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-Jordan charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Poo Poo landed 29 of 41 punches, and Air Jordan landed 17 of 38 punches.

Mustard Poo Poo won the round 10-8

Mustard Poo Poo is winning the fight 110-98


Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Mustard stays outside and uses his jab.
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jordan lashes out with a series of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Jordan belts Mustard with a low blow! Mustard Poo Poo pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Mustard Poo Poo wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Mustard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 2: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 5: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Poo Poo 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Poo Poo 10-8

Mustard Poo Poo wins by a foul!