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(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated they call me fat man! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, April 02, 2016

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 523 pounds (237 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+They hits with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
They lands a decisive right blow to the head and Float goes over backwards!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float hurts They with a barrage of heavy punches to the head! They hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Float launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but They stays away from it.
+They pokes Float with a barrage of punches to the face.
They lands a bone crushing left haymaker and Float falls senseless!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float grazes They with a heavy jab to the ribs.
+They smacks Float with a volley of light punches to the nose!!
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-They tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+They thumps Float with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
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+Float fires a volley of stiff blows to the eye!
-Float launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+They smacks Float with a volley of vicious punches to the chin. Float hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Float launches a right jab to the mouth, but They steps aside.
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+Float hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-They lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
+Float fires a quick straight right to the jaw. They falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 20 of 31 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 15 of 39 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-7

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-7


They is slowing down.

Float doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Float jars They with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Float tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Float attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Float belts They with a heavy jab to the jaw! Float sees his chance -- he's pounding away! They falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
They can't remember which corner is his.

Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-7

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a technical knockout!