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(Flyweight) Blizzard Thing 2015 defeated Am I fat? by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Monday, March 28, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Blizzard Thing 2015!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.

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-Thing 2015 fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing 2015 jolts Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the chest! Am I Fat? covers up.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits Thing 2015 with a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs.
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+Am I Fat? punches Thing 2015 with a flurry of punches to the head. Thing 2015 laughs!
-Thing 2015 paws a series of right shots to the stomach, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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+Am I Fat? lands a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Thing 2015 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Am I Fat? pounds Thing 2015 with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Thing 2015 probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 5 of 23 punches, and Am I fat? landed 24 of 24 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9


Thing 2015 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Am I Fat? hits with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
-Thing 2015 tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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+Am I Fat? tags Thing 2015 with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? stuns Thing 2015 with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Thing 2015 throws a right cross to the chest, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
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+Am I Fat? annoys Thing 2015 with a pair of punches to the chest!
+Am I Fat? punches Thing 2015 with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Am I Fat? tosses a off balance sweeping right to the chin!
+Am I Fat? hits Thing 2015 with a volley of blows to the chin. Thing 2015 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Thing 2015 lashes out with a right right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Thing 2015 tosses a flurry of nice blows to the solar plexus.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Am I Fat? escapes.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? throws a volley of off balance punches to the mouth. Thing 2015 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 10 of 35 punches, and Am I fat? landed 39 of 40 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18


Thing 2015 doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Thing 2015 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.

-Thing 2015 throws a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Thing 2015 lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 paws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Am I Fat? takes charge with a series of blows to the nose. Thing 2015 is hurt!
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+Am I Fat? rocks Thing 2015 with a volley of punches to the temple!
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Am I Fat? jars Thing 2015 with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Am I Fat? nails Thing 2015 with a series of light punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 6 of 21 punches, and Am I fat? landed 25 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27


Thing 2015 doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Thing 2015 shakes Am I Fat? with a glancing hook to the solar plexus.
+Am I Fat? hits with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 fires a flurry of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Thing 2015 tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
-Thing 2015 throws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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-Thing 2015 launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 6 of 35 punches, and Am I fat? landed 7 of 8 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2015 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 39-37


Thing 2015 doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.

+Am I Fat? wakes up the fans with a cross to the chest!! Thing 2015 is hurt!
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-Thing 2015 charges with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Thing 2015 probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing 2015 lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Am I Fat? nails Thing 2015 with a off balance straight right to the chin.
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+Thing 2015 grazes Am I Fat? with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus! Am I Fat? sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Thing 2015 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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+Thing 2015 shakes Am I Fat? with a volley of nice shots to the ribs.
+Am I Fat? tattoos Thing 2015 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
+Am I Fat? annoys Thing 2015 with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Thing 2015 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 9 of 32 punches, and Am I fat? landed 22 of 24 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 49-46


Thing 2015 doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Thing 2015 tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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-Thing 2015 attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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-Thing 2015 probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Thing 2015 throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Thing 2015 catches Am I Fat? with a pair of light blows to the stomach.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing 2015 attacks with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Am I Fat? fires a off balance jab to the face.
-Thing 2015 paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
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-Thing 2015 launches a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 6 of 33 punches, and Am I fat? landed 7 of 9 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2015 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 58-56


Thing 2015 doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Thing 2015 is brawling. (inside)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.

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+Am I Fat? hurts Thing 2015 with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Thing 2015 lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Thing 2015 with a heavy straight right to the face. Thing 2015 quickly recovers.
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+Thing 2015 nails Am I Fat? with a nice hook to the stomach.
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-Thing 2015 attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? ducks.
-Thing 2015 probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Am I Fat? jolts Thing 2015 with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs!!
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-Thing 2015 probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 9 of 31 punches, and Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 68-65


Thing 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
+Am I Fat? lands a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Thing 2015 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 throws a pair of blows to the chest, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
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-Thing 2015 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Thing 2015 attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Thing 2015 pokes Am I Fat? with a series of wild punches to the stomach. Am I Fat? backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 7 of 31 punches, and Am I fat? landed 7 of 9 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2015 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 77-75


Thing 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.

-Thing 2015 attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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+Am I Fat? nails Thing 2015 with a volley of hard punches to the chin!
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? tags Thing 2015 with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing 2015 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Am I Fat? wallops Thing 2015 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Thing 2015 fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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-Thing 2015 attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Thing 2015 connects with a volley of blows to the chest. Am I Fat? grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 7 of 32 punches, and Am I fat? landed 24 of 26 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 87-84


Thing 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Am I Fat? is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Thing 2015 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Thing 2015 paws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing 2015 stuns Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Thing 2015 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of punches to the head!!
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-Thing 2015 launches a uppercut to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Thing 2015 charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Thing 2015 throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Thing 2015 throws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Blizzard Thing 2015 landed 6 of 34 punches, and Am I fat? landed 7 of 7 punches.

Blizzard Thing 2015 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 96-94


Thing 2015 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Am I Fat? is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Thing 2015 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.

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+Am I Fat? hits Thing 2015 with a vicious roundhouse to the eye.
-Thing 2015 charges with a pair of left hooks to the nose, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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+Thing 2015 jars Am I Fat? with a volley of blows to the head.
+Am I Fat? backs up Thing 2015 with a flurry of loud blows to the head.
+Thing 2015 pokes Am I Fat? with a flurry of roundhouses to the face.
+Am I Fat? clocks Thing 2015 with a volley of crosses to the temple.
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-Thing 2015 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? escapes.
-Thing 2015 attacks with a series of left hooks to the head, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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-Thing 2015 probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
+Am I Fat? lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head.
Am I Fat? lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Thing 2015 collapses!!

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Thing 2015 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Am I Fat? hits Thing 2015 with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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+Thing 2015 annoys Am I Fat? with a punch to the face!
Thing 2015 lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Am I Fat?'s knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Am I Fat? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Thing 2015 tries to land a series of left uppercuts to the eye, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
+Thing 2015 fires a series of commanding hooks to the chin.
Thing 2015 lands a sudden uppercut and Am I Fat?'s mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Am I Fat? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Thing 2015 takes charge with a barrage of commanding roundhouses to the nose.
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+Thing 2015 shakes Am I Fat? with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
Thing 2015 lands a sudden hook and Am I Fat? drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Blizzard Thing 2015 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thing 2015 is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Am I Fat? is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Blizzard Thing 2015 10-9

Blizzard Thing 2015 wins by a knockout!