Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated BiggusDickus by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Wednesday, March 09, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is BiggusDickus!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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+Patrick smacks Biggusdickus with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Patrick tags Biggusdickus with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Patrick launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 30 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Patrick attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Patrick whacks Biggusdickus with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Patrick throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick hits Biggusdickus with a pair of loud punches to the stomach. Biggusdickus sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 31 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 20-18
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
+Patrick whacks Biggusdickus with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
-Patrick throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Patrick charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Biggusdickus blocks.
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-Patrick launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Patrick lands a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 18 of 31 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 30-27
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Biggusdickus probes with a volley of blows to the eye, but Patrick blocks.
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+Patrick fires a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Biggusdickus retreats to the far corner.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 5 of 9 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 40-36
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Patrick charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Biggusdickus narrowly avoids it
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-Patrick throws a series of right blows to the temple, but Biggusdickus leaps aside.
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-Biggusdickus probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Patrick steps aside.
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+Patrick drills Biggusdickus with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Patrick hits with a flurry of punches to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 13 of 23 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 50-45
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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+Patrick backs up Biggusdickus with a solid roundhouse to the nose.
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-Patrick probes with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Patrick punches Biggusdickus with a pair of loud blows to the temple.
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-Patrick charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Biggusdickus leaps aside.
-Biggusdickus lunges with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but Patrick quickly backs away.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 13 of 25 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 60-54
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Patrick tries to land a jab to the nose, but Biggusdickus ducks.
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+Patrick pounds Biggusdickus with a left to the face.
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-Biggusdickus launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patrick throws a pair of left shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Patrick takes charge with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 23 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 9 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 70-63
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Patrick launches a right straight right to the face, but Biggusdickus escapes.
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-Patrick probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Biggusdickus ducks just in time.
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+Patrick backs up Biggusdickus with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Patrick nails Biggusdickus with a pair of quick punches to the chin!!
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 12 of 21 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 80-72
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Patrick throws a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Patrick strikes with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw. Biggusdickus backpedals to his own corner.
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-Patrick tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but Biggusdickus ties him up.
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+Patrick wallops Biggusdickus with a pair of furious shots to the jaw. Biggusdickus sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Patrick probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Biggusdickus ducks.
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+Patrick strikes with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 35 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 90-81
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Patrick lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Biggusdickus steps aside and laughs.
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+Patrick tosses a flurry of punches to the temple!
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-Patrick attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Biggusdickus ducks.
+Patrick jolts Biggusdickus with a volley of off balance shots to the head.
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+Patrick hits with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Patrick catches Biggusdickus with a barrage of punches to the nose! Biggusdickus ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 35 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 100-90
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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+Patrick clocks Biggusdickus with a commanding jab to the mouth.
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+Patrick lashes out with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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-Patrick attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Patrick tries a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Patrick throws a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 18 of 33 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 3 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 110-99
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biggusdickus covers up.
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-Biggusdickus paws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Patrick ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 5 of 8 punches, and BiggusDickus landed 2 of 8 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 120-108
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Biggusdickus doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-108
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-108
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by decision!
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