Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated Monkey Dwarf by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 115-112.Match Monday, March 07, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Monkey Dwarf!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf probes with a pair of right blows to the temple, but Banner ties him up.
-Dwarf fires a flurry of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Banner smacks Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dwarf tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Banner backs out of it.
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+Dwarf backs up Banner with a pair of mean blows to the chin.
Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banner tags Dwarf with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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-Dwarf throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dwarf attempts a volley of shots to the eye, but Banner escapes.
-Dwarf tries a volley of left blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Dwarf charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Banner ducks just in time.
Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Banner charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf hits Banner with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Dwarf pops Banner with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Dwarf fires a jab to the chest, but Banner covers himself well.
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Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf attacks with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
-Dwarf tries a series of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 23 of 85 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 34 punches.
Monkey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Monkey Dwarf is winning the fight 10-9
Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Banner thumps Dwarf with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dwarf tries to land a flurry of left hooks to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Banner wallops Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Dwarf attempts a flurry of right hooks to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Banner slams Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a uppercut to the chin, but goes wide.
-Dwarf probes with a right uppercut to the face, but Banner steps aside.
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+Dwarf backs up Banner with a pair of blows to the head.
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+Banner scores with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Banner throws a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 11 of 37 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 23 of 25 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dwarf throws a series of shots to the face, but Banner covers himself well.
-Dwarf attacks with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Banner steps aside.
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-Dwarf attacks with a right roundhouse to the face, but Banner backs out of it.
-Banner attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf hits with a series of blows to the head. Banner ignores it.
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+Banner connects with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Dwarf hits with a vicious uppercut to the head. Banner laughs!
-Dwarf fires a jab to the face, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Banner leaps aside.
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Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf tries a left hook to the nose, but misses.
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Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Banner launches a volley of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Banner shakes Dwarf with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
-Banner lashes out with a jab to the chest, but Dwarf ducks.
-Banner lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dwarf attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Dwarf pokes Banner with a series of nice punches to the face.
+Dwarf hits Banner with a nice roundhouse to the mouth. Banner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dwarf attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Banner covers himself well.
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-Dwarf launches a series of blows to the eye, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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+Dwarf throws a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 23 of 76 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 17 of 41 punches.
Monkey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Monkey Dwarf is winning the fight 29-28
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dwarf grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Banner ducks just in time.
+Banner scores with a light sweeping right to the stomach. Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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-Banner attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dwarf deftly avoits it.
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+Banner pummels Dwarf with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Banner lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
+Banner scores with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dwarf attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Banner pummels Dwarf with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Banner throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dwarf escapes.
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Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf fires a volley of shots to the chest, but Banner ducks.
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+Dwarf tattoos Banner with a furious straight right to the ribs.
-Dwarf tries to land a flurry of shots to the chest, but Banner escapes.
+Banner throws a series of punches to the chest.
-Dwarf launches a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Banner covers himself well.
Banner tries to attack, but Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 7 of 29 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 26 of 39 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Banner hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dwarf probes with a barrage of hooks to the jaw, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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+Banner connects with a volley of stinging shots to the chest.
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-Dwarf launches a barrage of uppercuts to the mouth, but Banner leaps aside.
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-Dwarf lunges with a volley of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Banner drills Dwarf with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Banner fires a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf hits with a series of hard crosses to the temple.
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-Dwarf attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Banner ducks just in time.
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+Banner pokes Dwarf with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Banner smashes Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dwarf seems wobbly!
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+Banner belts Dwarf with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Banner throws a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Dwarf throws a volley of strong roundhouses to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 9 of 41 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 35 of 40 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 48-47
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Banner fires a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Dwarf lunges with a series of right shots to the nose, but to no avail.
+Banner thumps Dwarf with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Dwarf backs up Banner with a volley of glancing roundhouses to the face.
-Dwarf lashes out with a pair of roundhouses to the head, but Banner ties him up.
+Banner backs up Dwarf with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Banner thumps Dwarf with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dwarf probes with a series of left hooks to the temple, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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+Banner hits with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Dwarf thumps Banner with a volley of hard roundhouses to the face.
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-Dwarf lunges with a series of punches to the face, but Banner ducks.
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+Banner annoys Dwarf with a commanding jab to the chest.
-Dwarf throws a pair of right hooks to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Banner connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 10 of 42 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 37 of 40 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 58-56
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dwarf paws a right cross to the head, but Banner ducks just in time.
+Banner stuns Dwarf with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Dwarf lashes out with a pair of hooks to the nose.
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-Dwarf charges with a barrage of hooks to the chin, but falls short.
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-Dwarf charges with a series of right crosses to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Banner punches Dwarf with a series of off balance punches to the ribs. Dwarf grimaces in pain.
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-Dwarf attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Banner ties him up.
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+Banner staggers Dwarf with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dwarf strikes with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Banner strikes with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Dwarf attempts a series of crosses to the nose, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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-Dwarf launches a flurry of shots to the eye, but Banner steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 11 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 23 of 24 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 68-65
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dwarf pounds Banner with a barrage of vicious hooks to the chin.
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-Dwarf paws a flurry of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Dwarf probes with a barrage of left hooks to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Banner hits with Dwarf with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dwarf tries a left right to the nose, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
-Dwarf lunges with a flurry of left blows to the head, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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-Dwarf throws a right to the head, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dwarf tries to land a flurry of left crosses to the face, but Banner blocks.
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+Banner jars Dwarf with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
-Dwarf tries to land a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Banner ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 8 of 41 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Monkey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 77-75
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Banner smacks Dwarf with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
+Banner rocks Dwarf with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Banner annoys Dwarf with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dwarf launches a series of crosses to the temple, but Banner takes it in the forearms.
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+Banner wallops Dwarf with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Dwarf punches Banner with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Banner throws a pair of stinging blows to the chest. Dwarf seems wobbly!
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-Dwarf throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dwarf paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Dwarf charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Banner deftly avoits it.
-Dwarf attacks with a volley of uppercuts to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 11 of 39 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 23 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 86-84
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Banner lands a volley of punches to the face.
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+Banner tattoos Dwarf with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
-Dwarf attempts a barrage of blows to the face, but Banner narrowly avoids it
+Dwarf connects with a series of glancing shots to the eye.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a flurry of right hooks to the face, but Banner ducks just in time.
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+Banner hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Banner pops Dwarf with a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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+Dwarf nails Banner with a commanding left to the chin.
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+Banner slams Dwarf with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth. Dwarf sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Banner connects with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
+Banner wallops Dwarf with a heavy sweeping right to the face.
-Dwarf tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Dwarf lunges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dwarf attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Banner steps aside.
+Banner suprises Dwarf with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Banner hits Dwarf with a flurry of heavy blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 11 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 38 of 39 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 96-93
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Banner annoys Dwarf with a barrage of blows to the nose.
-Dwarf tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Banner solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the head.
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+Dwarf belts Banner with a pair of stiff crosses to the temple.
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-Dwarf probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Banner stays away from it.
+Banner whacks Dwarf with a barrage of nasty shots to the jaw.
-Dwarf throws a right blow to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Banner lands a jab to the temple.
+Banner throws a nasty jab to the mouth.
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+Banner attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 10 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 28 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 106-102
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner is obviously tired.
ROUND 12
Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf throws a series of hooks to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Dwarf attempts a barrage of left blows to the eye, but fails to score.
-Dwarf throws a flurry of left roundhouses to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Dwarf fires a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Banner ducks.
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-Dwarf tries a flurry of right roundhouses to the nose, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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-Dwarf lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Banner ducks just in time.
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+Dwarf backs up Banner with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Banner nails Dwarf with a mean left to the eye!
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-Dwarf probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Monkey Dwarf landed 8 of 41 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Monkey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 115-112
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 115-112
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Monkey Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 115-112
Stupid Botton Banner wins by decision!
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