Public Fight Report
(Super-Middleweight) Carl von Clausewitz defeated The Slender Man by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Friday, February 26, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is The Slender Man!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Carl von Clausewitz!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+The Slender Man tags Clausewitz with a barrage of punches to the face. Clausewitz seems wobbly!
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+Clausewitz wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye. The Slender Man is hurt!
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+Clausewitz jolts The Slender Man with a stinging right to the eye.
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+The Slender Man lands a series of painful punches to the nose.
The Slender Man tries to attack, but Clausewitz hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Slender Man tries to attack, but Clausewitz hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clausewitz charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but The Slender Man ties him up.
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+The Slender Man belts Clausewitz with a commanding jab to the face.
The Slender Man tries to attack, but Clausewitz hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Slender Man pummels Clausewitz with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+Clausewitz lands a barrage of furious blows to the jaw!! The Slender Man sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Slender Man suprises Clausewitz with a cross to the eye. Clausewitz gets mad!
-Clausewitz throws a left left to the solar plexus, but The Slender Man steps aside and laughs.
-Clausewitz probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+The Slender Man suprises Clausewitz with a flurry of furious punches to the head!! Clausewitz doesn't seem bothered.
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+Clausewitz attacks with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Clausewitz fires a solid hook to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slender Man landed 30 of 30 punches, and Carl von Clausewitz landed 36 of 60 punches.
Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9
Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 10-9
The Slender Man doesn't want to stop fighting!
Clausewitz doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz fights inside. (inside)
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+The Slender Man hits with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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+The Slender Man wallops Clausewitz with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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+The Slender Man punches Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the nose. Clausewitz shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Slender Man whacks Clausewitz with a sweeping right to the head.
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+The Slender Man slams Clausewitz with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Clausewitz annoys The Slender Man with a hard sweeping right to the ribs. The Slender Man retreats to the far corner.
+The Slender Man punches Clausewitz with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Clausewitz paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but The Slender Man blocks.
+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
+Clausewitz shakes The Slender Man with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+The Slender Man punches Clausewitz with a series of punches to the head. Clausewitz covers up.
-Clausewitz launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but The Slender Man ducks just in time.
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+The Slender Man solidly lands a volley of quick blows to the eye.
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+The Slender Man connects with a series of shots to the face.
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+The Slender Man hurts Clausewitz with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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+The Slender Man annoys Clausewitz with a powerful right to the jaw. Clausewitz beats a hasty retreat.
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-Clausewitz attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but The Slender Man takes it in the forearms.
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+Clausewitz hits with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
+Clausewitz lands a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slender Man landed 56 of 56 punches, and Carl von Clausewitz landed 23 of 43 punches.
The Slender Man won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
The Slender Man remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Clausewitz doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+The Slender Man connects with a flurry of punches to the chin. Clausewitz sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+The Slender Man lands a pair of mean punches to the ribs!
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-Clausewitz tries a barrage of uppercuts to the temple, but The Slender Man backs out of it.
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+Clausewitz jolts The Slender Man with a flurry of hard blows to the head. The Slender Man sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Slender Man connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach. Clausewitz doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Slender Man grazes Clausewitz with a jab to the mouth. Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Slender Man tags Clausewitz with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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+The Slender Man throws a series of shots to the eye.
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+Clausewitz belts The Slender Man with a wild right to the mouth.
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+The Slender Man hits with a glancing left to the solar plexus.
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+Clausewitz clocks The Slender Man with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
Clausewitz lands a brutal left blow to the temple and The Slender Man bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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The Slender Man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Clausewitz staggers The Slender Man with a barrage of blows to the eye.
Clausewitz lands a crashing punch in the nose and The Slender Man bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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The Slender Man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Slender Man thumps Clausewitz with a jab to the chin. Clausewitz ignores it.
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+Clausewitz staggers The Slender Man with a barrage of stinging crosses to the mouth.
+Clausewitz pounds The Slender Man with a commanding hook to the jaw.
+The Slender Man clocks Clausewitz with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
+The Slender Man hits with a barrage of blows to the head. Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Slender Man lands a series of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+The Slender Man tosses a barrage of light hooks to the chest.
+The Slender Man jars Clausewitz with a volley of off balance shots to the head.
+The Slender Man hits with a pair of light blows to the head. Clausewitz falls against the ropes!
+The Slender Man suprises Clausewitz with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slender Man landed 73 of 75 punches, and Carl von Clausewitz landed 21 of 32 punches.
Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-7
Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 29-26
The Slender Man grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
Clausewitz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz fights inside. (inside)
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+Clausewitz punches The Slender Man with a series of punches to the chest. The Slender Man sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Slender Man hurts Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the chest. Clausewitz backpedals to his own corner.
+The Slender Man hits Clausewitz with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Clausewitz lunges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but The Slender Man covers himself well.
+Clausewitz backs up The Slender Man with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+The Slender Man backs up Clausewitz with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+The Slender Man fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Clausewitz tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Clausewitz solidly lands a series of light shots to the stomach.
+The Slender Man nails Clausewitz with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Clausewitz pummels The Slender Man with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+The Slender Man wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+The Slender Man jars Clausewitz with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach!
+The Slender Man throws a nasty straight right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slender Man landed 41 of 41 punches, and Carl von Clausewitz landed 25 of 41 punches.
The Slender Man won the round 10-9
Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 38-36
The Slender Man is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
Clausewitz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz fights inside. (inside)
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+The Slender Man connects with a nasty straight right to the ribs. Clausewitz ignores it.
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+The Slender Man hits with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Slender Man pokes Clausewitz with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+The Slender Man fires a powerful jab to the stomach.
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-Clausewitz probes with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Slender Man ducks just in time.
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-Clausewitz launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Clausewitz fires a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus. The Slender Man shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Slender Man drills Clausewitz with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus!! Clausewitz laughs!
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+Clausewitz stuns The Slender Man with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+The Slender Man hits Clausewitz with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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+The Slender Man hits with a powerful roundhouse to the chest.
+Clausewitz hits with a series of punches to the ribs. The Slender Man hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Clausewitz tosses a stiff hook to the solar plexus.
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+The Slender Man lands a barrage of shots to the chest!! Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slender Man landed 38 of 41 punches, and Carl von Clausewitz landed 25 of 38 punches.
Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9
Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 48-45
The Slender Man is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.
Clausewitz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz fights inside. (inside)
+The Slender Man hammers Clausewitz with a barrage of commanding shots to the face.
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+The Slender Man slams Clausewitz with a series of glancing blows to the mouth. Clausewitz ignores it.
+The Slender Man jars Clausewitz with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+The Slender Man hits with a series of punches to the chin!
+The Slender Man jolts Clausewitz with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Clausewitz probes with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Clausewitz punches The Slender Man with a glancing uppercut to the chest.
+Clausewitz throws a light hook to the ribs.
+Clausewitz jars The Slender Man with a pair of blows to the ribs. The Slender Man falls against the ropes!
+Clausewitz solidly lands a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+The Slender Man pokes Clausewitz with a volley of punches to the face. Clausewitz ignores it.
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+The Slender Man shakes Clausewitz with a barrage of light shots to the temple.
+The Slender Man hits with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Clausewitz attacks with a quick straight right to the stomach.
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+Clausewitz pounds The Slender Man with a flurry of nice shots to the solar plexus.
+The Slender Man connects with a series of mean punches to the chin!!
+The Slender Man tosses a painful jab to the eye!
+The Slender Man solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Clausewitz is hurt!
+The Slender Man tosses a volley of punches to the nose.
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+The Slender Man connects with a series of punches to the jaw. Clausewitz retreats to the far corner.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slender Man landed 64 of 64 punches, and Carl von Clausewitz landed 26 of 43 punches.
The Slender Man won the round 10-9
Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 57-55
The Slender Man collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
Clausewitz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz fights inside. (inside)
+The Slender Man pounds Clausewitz with a pair of punches to the stomach. Clausewitz gets mad!
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+The Slender Man tags Clausewitz with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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-The Slender Man tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but Clausewitz ducks.
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+Clausewitz wakes up the fans with a pair of light blows to the chest.
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-Clausewitz launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but The Slender Man covers himself well.
+Clausewitz attacks with a quick hook to the stomach. The Slender Man falls against the ropes!
+The Slender Man throws a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-The Slender Man attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+The Slender Man hits with a pair of solid shots to the chest.
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+The Slender Man punches Clausewitz with a volley of punches to the jaw. Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Clausewitz punches The Slender Man with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. The Slender Man sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Slender Man grazes Clausewitz with a right to the solar plexus. Clausewitz covers up.
+Clausewitz drills The Slender Man with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+The Slender Man grazes Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+The Slender Man hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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+The Slender Man catches Clausewitz with a series of punches to the face.
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+The Slender Man pops Clausewitz with a pair of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Clausewitz jolts The Slender Man with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Slender Man pops Clausewitz with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
-The Slender Man paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Clausewitz blocks.
+The Slender Man throws a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slender Man landed 62 of 72 punches, and Carl von Clausewitz landed 32 of 40 punches.
Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9
Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 67-64
The Slender Man can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye.
Clausewitz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
The Slender Man is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clausewitz fights inside. (inside)
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-The Slender Man attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-The Slender Man launches a series of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+The Slender Man tags Clausewitz with a pair of commanding blows to the jaw!
-The Slender Man throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Clausewitz takes it in the forearms.
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-The Slender Man attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-The Slender Man charges with a series of left blows to the mouth, but Clausewitz backs out of it.
+Clausewitz lands a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
Clausewitz lands a resounding left hook and The Slender Man staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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The Slender Man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Clausewitz solidly lands a hook to the ribs. Clausewitz sees his chance -- he's pounding away! The Slender Man collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Carl von Clausewitz wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Slender Man can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
Clausewitz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 2: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 3: Carl von Clausewitz 10-7
Round 4: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 5: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 6: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 7: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 2: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 3: Carl von Clausewitz 10-7
Round 4: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 5: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 6: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 7: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 2: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 3: Carl von Clausewitz 10-7
Round 4: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 5: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 6: The Slender Man 10-9
Round 7: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Carl von Clausewitz wins by a technical knockout!
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