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(Super-Heavyweight) Oh My! defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, January 30, 2016

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 880 pounds (399 kilograms) is Oh My!!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 865 pounds (392 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Oh My! tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Major probes with a volley of left combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Oh My! hits with a hard straight right to the nose.
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+Oh My! grazes Major with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Oh My! probes with a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Oh My! probes with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Major ties him up.
-Oh My! probes with a sweeping right to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Major probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Oh My! tosses a pair of heavy punches to the jaw!!
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-Major fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Major pops Oh My! with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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-Major attacks with a flurry of combinations to the head, but misses.
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+Oh My! hits with a flurry of shots to the head.
Oh My! lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Major drops like a stone!!

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Major struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Major tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but goes wide.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 13 of 34 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 34 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-8

Oh My! is winning the fight 10-8


Oh My! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Major doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Major probes with a series of left shots to the head, but misses.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Oh My! staggers Major with a commanding jab to the stomach.
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-Major lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Major tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Oh My! tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Major quickly backs away.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Oh My! lunges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Major blocks.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Major charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Major throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Oh My! leaps aside.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 5 of 14 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 42 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-9

Oh My! is winning the fight 20-17


Oh My! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Major remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Oh My! attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Oh My! throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Major lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Major throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Major throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Major attempts a hook to the stomach, but Oh My! backs out of it.
-Major fires a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Major probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Oh My! deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 4 of 18 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 41 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-9

Oh My! is winning the fight 30-26


Oh My! doesn't even want to rest!

Major grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Major throws a left to the chest, but Oh My! ducks.
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-Major attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Major lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Oh My! backs out of it.
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+Oh My! fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Oh My! attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Oh My! tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Oh My! tattoos Major with a series of commanding blows to the stomach.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Major attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Oh My! beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 9 of 25 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 38 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-9

Oh My! is winning the fight 40-35


Oh My! doesn't even want to rest!

Major is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Oh My! probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Major lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Major paws a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Major throws a left jab to the ribs, but Oh My! blocks.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Oh My! hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Oh My! launches a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Major deftly avoits it.
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-Major attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Major tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Oh My! blocks.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Major tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Major tries a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Major lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 11 of 24 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 37 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-9

Oh My! is winning the fight 50-44


Oh My! doesn't even want to rest!

Major is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Oh My! attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Oh My! fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Oh My! probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Major ducks.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Oh My! wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Major throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Oh My! narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 10 of 22 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 41 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-9

Oh My! is winning the fight 60-53


Oh My! doesn't even want to rest!

Major looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Oh My! charges with a left to the solar plexus, but Major hides behind his gloves.
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-Major tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Oh My! covers himself well.
-Major fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Oh My! probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Major narrowly avoids it
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-Major launches a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Oh My! backs out of it.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Major attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Oh My! ducks.
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-Oh My! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Major ties him up.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Oh My! hits with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus. Major ignores it.
-Major fires a right cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 10 of 24 punches, and Capt. Major landed 2 of 42 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-9

Oh My! is winning the fight 70-62


Oh My! doesn't even want to rest!

Major collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

+Oh My! annoys Major with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Major launches a series of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Major lunges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Oh My! leaps aside.
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+Oh My! tattoos Major with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Oh My! pokes Major with a series of nice blows to the chest.
Oh My! lands a thundering right haymaker and Major hurtles to the canvas!!

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Major struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Oh My! lunges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Major ducks just in time.
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-Major attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Oh My! takes it in the forearms.
-Major throws a uppercut to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Oh My! lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but misses.
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Major tries to attack, but Oh My! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Major fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Oh My! backs out of it.
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-Oh My! tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Major attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Major launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oh My! landed 16 of 33 punches, and Capt. Major landed 3 of 43 punches.

Oh My! won the round 10-8

Oh My! is winning the fight 80-70


Oh My! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Oh My! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Oh My! lands a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus. Oh My! drops his guard and pounds away! Major begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Oh My! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Oh My! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oh My! 10-8
Round 2: Oh My! 10-9
Round 3: Oh My! 10-9
Round 4: Oh My! 10-9
Round 5: Oh My! 10-9
Round 6: Oh My! 10-9
Round 7: Oh My! 10-9
Round 8: Oh My! 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oh My! 10-8
Round 2: Oh My! 10-9
Round 3: Oh My! 10-9
Round 4: Oh My! 10-9
Round 5: Oh My! 10-9
Round 6: Oh My! 10-9
Round 7: Oh My! 10-9
Round 8: Oh My! 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oh My! 10-8
Round 2: Oh My! 10-9
Round 3: Oh My! 10-9
Round 4: Oh My! 10-9
Round 5: Oh My! 10-9
Round 6: Oh My! 10-9
Round 7: Oh My! 10-9
Round 8: Oh My! 10-8

Oh My! wins by a technical knockout!