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(Super-Lightweight) Lighty McFlighty defeated Bill Clinton by disqualification in round 4.

Match Thursday, January 28, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Lighty McFlighty!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 133 pounds (60 kilograms) is Bill Clinton!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Mcflighty is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clinton fights inside. (inside)

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+Mcflighty smashes Clinton with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
+Clinton scores with a volley of vicious blows to the jaw!!
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+Mcflighty hits with a volley of nice shots to the head. Clinton quickly recovers.
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+Clinton takes charge with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Mcflighty backs up Clinton with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Mcflighty fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Mcflighty solidly lands a pair of punches to the temple.
-Clinton probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Mcflighty throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Clinton escapes.
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-Clinton attempts a flurry of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Clinton tags Mcflighty with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lighty McFlighty landed 26 of 41 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 19 of 31 punches.

Lighty McFlighty won the round 10-9

Lighty McFlighty is winning the fight 10-9


Mcflighty doesn't even want to rest!

Clinton doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Mcflighty is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clinton fights inside. (inside)

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+Clinton fires a volley of powerful shots to the face.
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+Mcflighty lashes out with a strong sweeping right to the solar plexus. Clinton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Mcflighty attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Clinton deftly avoits it.
+Mcflighty grazes Clinton with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Clinton lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but Mcflighty ties him up.
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+Clinton backs up Mcflighty with a volley of furious punches to the temple. Mcflighty quickly recovers.
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+Mcflighty attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
-Clinton tries a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Mcflighty escapes.
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+Clinton attacks with Mcflighty with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Clinton fires a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
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-Clinton attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Mcflighty probes with a series of blows to the eye, but Clinton ducks.
+Clinton fires a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Mcflighty solidly lands a series of blows to the temple. Clinton backpedals to his own corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lighty McFlighty landed 23 of 38 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 33 of 48 punches.

Lighty McFlighty won the round 10-9

Lighty McFlighty is winning the fight 20-18


Mcflighty doesn't even want to rest!

Clinton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Mcflighty is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clinton fights inside. (inside)

+Clinton throws a series of strong blows to the ribs.
+Mcflighty lands a pair of punches to the temple.
+Clinton attacks with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Mcflighty attempts a hook to the face, but fails to score.
-Clinton lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Mcflighty stays away from it.
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+Clinton hits with Mcflighty with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
-Clinton attacks with a series of left shots to the mouth, but Mcflighty quickly backs away.
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-Mcflighty tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Clinton ducks.
+Mcflighty stuns Clinton with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Mcflighty thumps Clinton with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Clinton is hurt!
-Clinton probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Mcflighty deftly avoits it.
-Mcflighty launches a volley of shots to the chest, but Clinton escapes.
+Clinton takes charge with a hook to the eye.
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+Clinton fires a pair of powerful blows to the eye.
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+Mcflighty pounds Clinton with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Clinton drills Mcflighty with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Clinton hurts Mcflighty with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lighty McFlighty landed 22 of 40 punches, and Bill Clinton landed 29 of 54 punches.

Lighty McFlighty won the round 10-9

Lighty McFlighty is winning the fight 30-27


Mcflighty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clinton grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Mcflighty is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clinton fights inside. (inside)

-Mcflighty launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Clinton backs out of it.
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+Clinton hits with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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-Mcflighty paws a left to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Mcflighty connects with a flurry of loud punches to the chin!!
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-Clinton throws a series of punches to the nose, but Mcflighty beats a hasty retreat.
+Clinton tattoos Mcflighty with a nice uppercut to the mouth!
+Clinton punches Mcflighty with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Mcflighty sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Clinton hits with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach.
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+Clinton catches Mcflighty with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Mcflighty rocks Clinton with a series of stinging punches to the head.
+Clinton tosses Mcflighty with an elbow! Lighty McFlighty seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Lighty McFlighty wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Mcflighty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clinton is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lighty McFlighty 10-9
Round 2: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 3: Lighty McFlighty 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lighty McFlighty 10-9
Round 2: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 3: Lighty McFlighty 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lighty McFlighty 10-9
Round 2: Bill Clinton 10-9
Round 3: Bill Clinton 10-9

Lighty McFlighty wins by a foul!