Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 8 defeated 1.8 GB by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Monday, January 18, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is 1.8 GB!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 8 attacks with a pair of stinging shots to the mouth. 1.8 Gb retreats to the far corner.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb backs up Dorkness 8 with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Dorkness 8 staggers 1.8 Gb with a pair of nice punches to the head. 1.8 Gb quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 hits with a series of loud shots to the mouth.
+Dorkness 8 hits with a roundhouse to the jaw.
+1.8 Gb fires a barrage of nasty blows to the jaw.
+1.8 Gb solidly lands a flurry of vicious blows to the temple! Dorkness 8 quickly recovers.
1.8 Gb lands a cruel punch in the nose and Dorkness 8 collapses!!
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Dorkness 8 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 takes charge with 1.8 Gb with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 16 of 22 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 14 of 24 punches.
1.8 GB won the round 10-8
1.8 GB is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!
1.8 Gb doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-1.8 Gb lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb smacks Dorkness 8 with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs!!
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 8 tattoos 1.8 Gb with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 smashes 1.8 Gb with a series of shots to the stomach.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 11 of 14 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 9 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
1.8 GB is winning the fight 19-18
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
1.8 Gb doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+1.8 Gb connects with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 throws a solid right to the chest.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 8 strikes with a volley of shots to the chest. 1.8 Gb shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb tags Dorkness 8 with a flurry of blows to the stomach!! Dorkness 8 seems wobbly!
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb paws a pair of left blows to the chest, but Dorkness 8 ducks.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 pummels 1.8 Gb with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 16 of 24 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 10 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
1.8 Gb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 8 connects with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 clocks 1.8 Gb with a flurry of furious blows to the ribs. 1.8 Gb backpedals to his own corner.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 attacks with a pair of shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 8 hits 1.8 Gb with a pair of nasty blows to the ribs.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 18 of 24 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 38-37
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
1.8 Gb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 8 charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but 1.8 Gb takes it in the forearms.
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-1.8 Gb fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 8 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 8 thumps 1.8 Gb with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hits 1.8 Gb with a pair of off balance blows to the stomach.
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-1.8 Gb tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 8 hides behind his gloves.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb stuns Dorkness 8 with a volley of stinging shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 8 lashes out with a series of nasty shots to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 8 solidly lands a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
-1.8 Gb fires a right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 19 of 25 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 48-46
Dorkness 8 is obviously tired.
1.8 Gb is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-1.8 Gb attacks with a right straight right to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 8 tosses 1.8 Gb with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-1.8 Gb tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 annoys 1.8 Gb with a straight right to the stomach.
+Dorkness 8 hits 1.8 Gb with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 lands a volley of glancing punches to the chest!
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 8 backs out of it.
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+1.8 Gb fires a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but 1.8 Gb covers himself well.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 17 of 22 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 34 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 57-55
Dorkness 8 is obviously tired.
1.8 Gb is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 launches a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+1.8 Gb catches Dorkness 8 with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 8 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 8 annoys 1.8 Gb with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 8 leaps aside.
-1.8 Gb lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 8 backs out of it.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 tags 1.8 Gb with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 fires a pair of punches to the chest. 1.8 Gb doesn't seem bothered.
+1.8 Gb nails Dorkness 8 with a pair of loud punches to the chest. Dorkness 8 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 19 of 23 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 11 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 67-64
Dorkness 8 is obviously tired.
1.8 Gb is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Dorkness 8 solidly lands a barrage of blows to the ribs. 1.8 Gb is hurt!
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 8 attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but 1.8 Gb hides behind his gloves.
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+1.8 Gb hurts Dorkness 8 with a series of mean punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 8 pummels 1.8 Gb with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb lashes out with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Dorkness 8 escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 16 of 25 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 9 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 77-73
Dorkness 8 is slowing down.
1.8 Gb looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-1.8 Gb paws a series of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 throws a glancing uppercut to the chest.
+Dorkness 8 tags 1.8 Gb with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs. 1.8 Gb gets mad!
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-1.8 Gb lunges with a barrage of blows to the head, but Dorkness 8 leaps aside.
+Dorkness 8 attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 punches 1.8 Gb with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 8 tosses a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb tries a volley of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 8 wallops 1.8 Gb with a series of mean blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 24 of 25 punches, and 1.8 GB landed 5 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 87-82
Dorkness 8 is obviously tired.
1.8 Gb receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-1.8 Gb attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 tosses a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach!
Dorkness 8 lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and 1.8 Gb staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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1.8 Gb struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb lands a flurry of strong shots to the head. Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 staggers 1.8 Gb with a volley of blows to the chest. Dorkness 8 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. 1.8 Gb collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 8 is obviously tired.
1.8 Gb can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
The doctor won't let 1.8 GB continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 8 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: 1.8 GB 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: 1.8 GB 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: 1.8 GB 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a technical knockout!
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