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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Vjay Morales by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Wednesday, December 30, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Vjay Morales!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Morales is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Morales hits with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Morales with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 4 charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Morales hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Morales with a barrage of shots to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 4 fires a painful hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Morales with a volley of wild blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 32 punches, and Vjay Morales landed 22 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Morales doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Morales is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 connects with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
+Morales solidly lands a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Morales with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus. Morales retreats to the far corner.
+Morales slams Dorkness 4 with a mean sweeping right to the chin.
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+Morales pops Dorkness 4 with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Morales hits with a pair of powerful punches to the temple!!
+Morales hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Morales throws a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Morales lands a series of wild punches to the mouth. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Morales lands a light straight right to the chin.
-Dorkness 4 throws a hook to the stomach, but Morales ducks just in time.
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+Morales hits with a heavy cross to the face. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Morales annoys Dorkness 4 with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 36 punches, and Vjay Morales landed 55 of 57 punches.

Vjay Morales won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Morales doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Morales is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Morales throws a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Morales staggers Dorkness 4 with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a volley of mean shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a left roundhouse to the chest, but Morales deftly avoits it.
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+Morales lands a barrage of wild punches to the face!! Dorkness 4 gets mad!
+Morales suprises Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Morales with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
+Morales pounds Dorkness 4 with a series of quick shots to the nose.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Morales stays away from it.
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+Morales pokes Dorkness 4 with a series of off balance punches to the eye!
+Morales hits with a volley of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Morales suprises Dorkness 4 with a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 covers up.
+Morales thumps Dorkness 4 with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
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+Morales punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 smacks Morales with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
+Morales hits with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Morales pounds Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Morales throws a stinging uppercut to the face.
+Dorkness 4 fires a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 25 of 40 punches, and Vjay Morales landed 64 of 70 punches.

Vjay Morales won the round 10-9

Vjay Morales is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Morales remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Morales is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Morales throws a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Morales probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Dorkness 4 ducks.
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Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Morales fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 hits Morales with a volley of wild blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Morales with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
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Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Morales shakes Dorkness 4 with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Morales solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
Morales tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 23 punches, and Vjay Morales landed 19 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Morales grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Morales is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 clocks Morales with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Morales lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin!
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+Morales tags Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Morales annoys Dorkness 4 with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
+Morales throws a glancing left to the eye. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
+Morales lands a pair of light shots to the face.
+ The fighters exchange roundhouses to the nose.
+Dorkness 4 hammers Morales with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Morales fires a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
+Morales jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of nice punches to the face. Dorkness 4 covers up.
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+Morales suprises Dorkness 4 with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Morales lands a pair of nice punches to the chest.
+Morales drills Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stiff hooks to the chest.
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+Morales rocks Dorkness 4 with a nasty sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Morales rocks Dorkness 4 with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a flurry of hooks to the chest. Morales beats a hasty retreat.
+Morales rocks Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Morales takes it in the forearms.
+Morales catches Dorkness 4 with a glancing cross to the mouth! Dorkness 4 laughs!
+Morales fires a series of painful punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Morales with a flurry of light crosses to the chest.
+Morales hits with a solid roundhouse to the face.
+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 smacks Morales with a flurry of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Morales doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 31 of 38 punches, and Vjay Morales landed 67 of 67 punches.

Vjay Morales won the round 10-9

Vjay Morales is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Morales is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Morales is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Morales hits Dorkness 4 with a series of powerful punches to the nose!!
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+Dorkness 4 staggers Morales with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Morales hits with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Morales throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Morales with a barrage of punches to the ribs! Morales retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 4 hammers Morales with a nice roundhouse to the chest!
+Morales lands a series of nasty crosses to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 4 shakes Morales with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
-Morales charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 4 shakes Morales with a pair of uppercuts to the solar plexus. Morales doesn't notice.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Morales takes it in the forearms.
+Morales jars Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the temple.
+Dorkness 4 hits Morales with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 smashes Morales with a flurry of crosses to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a bone crushing right hook and Morales hurtles to the canvas!!

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Morales struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Morales fires a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Morales attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but Dorkness 4 quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters swap crosses to the face.
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-Morales throws a pair of left shots to the face, but Dorkness 4 deftly avoits it.
+Morales lands a pair of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Morales tattoos Dorkness 4 with a series of painful blows to the eye.
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
+Morales tattoos Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the chin.

BELL
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Morales collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

The doctor won't let Vjay Morales continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 4 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Vjay Morales 10-9
Round 3: Vjay Morales 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Vjay Morales 10-9
Round 3: Vjay Morales 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Vjay Morales 10-9
Round 3: Vjay Morales 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!