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(Super-Featherweight) Perry " The Pee" Pod defeated Joe "Satch" Satriani by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, December 23, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Perry " The Pee" Pod!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Pee comes out fighting.

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- The Pee fires a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch probes with a pair of right blows to the eye, but misses.
- The Pee throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Satch steps aside.
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+ The Pee annoys Satch with a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
- The Pee probes with a series of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Satch paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satch tosses a straight right to the temple.
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-Satch attacks with a pair of left shots to the temple, but The Pee quickly backs away.
-Satch attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but The Pee steps aside and laughs.
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+ The Pee rocks Satch with a barrage of shots to the nose. Satch grimaces in pain.
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+ The Pee punches Satch with a barrage of solid shots to the head. Satch seems wobbly!
The Pee lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Satch is knocked out of the ring!!

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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 3 of 23 punches, and Perry " The Pee" Pod landed 9 of 32 punches.

Perry " The Pee" Pod won the round 10-8

Perry " The Pee" Pod is winning the fight 10-8


Satch doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

The Pee doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Pee comes out fighting.

+ The Pee shakes Satch with a mean straight right to the face. Satch shakes his head to clear it.
The Pee lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Satch falls to the canvas!!

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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Satch paws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but The Pee steps aside.
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-Satch tries a series of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Satch tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but The Pee narrowly avoids it
The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Satch suprises The Pee with a pair of shots to the temple.
- The Pee probes with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Satch escapes.
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- The Pee launches a pair of left blows to the face, but Satch escapes.
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- The Pee throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses.
-Satch lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+ The Pee punches Satch with a pair of heavy shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 0 of 26 punches, and Perry " The Pee" Pod landed 8 of 30 punches.

Perry " The Pee" Pod won the round 10-8

Perry " The Pee" Pod is winning the fight 20-16


Satch is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

The Pee doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Pee comes out fighting.

- The Pee charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Satch escapes.
-Satch attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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- The Pee probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Satch stays away from it.
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- The Pee lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Satch ties him up.
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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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- The Pee tries a series of punches to the chin, but Satch hides behind his gloves.
-Satch throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Satch fires a jab to the chest, but The Pee steps aside and laughs.
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+ The Pee tosses a series of light blows to the mouth. Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The Pee rocks Satch with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Satch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
The Pee lands a resounding left smash to the jaw and Satch is knocked down!!

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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satch fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Satch fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but The Pee covers himself well.
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+ The Pee pops Satch with a barrage of vicious blows to the chin.
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+Satch punches The Pee with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 0 of 22 punches, and Perry " The Pee" Pod landed 11 of 34 punches.

Perry " The Pee" Pod won the round 10-8

Perry " The Pee" Pod is winning the fight 30-24


Satch looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.

The Pee doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Satch grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Pee comes out fighting.

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+Satch tags The Pee with a pair of shots to the stomach. The Pee sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Pee tries to attack, but Satch hangs on until the referee separates them.

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- The Pee tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Satch ducks just in time.
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- The Pee probes with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Satch lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Pee steps aside.
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+ The Pee shakes Satch with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
- The Pee tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+ The Pee punches Satch with a volley of nice shots to the temple. Satch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
The Pee lands a tremendous right haymaker and Satch staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Satch attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Satch attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but The Pee ties him up.
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+ The Pee suprises Satch with a volley of wild blows to the face.
The Pee lands a well placed hook and Satch lands flat on his back!!

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Satch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The Pee rocks Satch with a barrage of commanding blows to the mouth!
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-Satch attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but The Pee escapes.
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+Satch catches The Pee with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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BELL
Satch collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.

The Pee remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Joe "Satch" Satriani continue the fight! Perry " The Pee" Pod wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8
Round 2: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8
Round 3: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8
Round 2: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8
Round 3: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8
Round 2: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8
Round 3: Perry " The Pee" Pod 10-8

Perry " The Pee" Pod wins by a technical knockout!