Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 8 defeated Duke of Dorkdom X by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Monday, December 21, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom X!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 8 tosses a series of blows to the eye.
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+Dorkness 8 hammers Dorkdom X with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 8 grazes Dorkdom X with a barrage of blows to the head. Dorkdom X doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X probes with a series of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 8 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a barrage of wild blows to the chin.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 smacks Dorkdom X with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X throws a flurry of solid blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 20 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 11 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 8 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom X lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 8 hides behind his gloves.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hits Dorkdom X with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
+Dorkdom X punches Dorkness 8 with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 throws a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 12 of 16 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 7 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X clocks Dorkness 8 with a series of shots to the chest. Dorkness 8 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 8 clocks Dorkdom X with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Dorkdom X scores with a volley of quick blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X throws a right to the chest, but Dorkness 8 ducks.
-Dorkdom X fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 8 leaps aside.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 connects with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 8 punches Dorkdom X with a volley of furious blows to the stomach. Dorkdom X beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 8 annoys Dorkdom X with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Dorkdom X falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 18 of 22 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a flurry of blows to the chest. Dorkdom X shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 fires a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom X attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 8 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X pops Dorkness 8 with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 8 lashes out with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom X takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom X probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 8 steps aside.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 staggers Dorkdom X with a wild straight right to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom X attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 18 of 23 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 6 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 8 fires a mean uppercut to the chest. Dorkdom X retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 lashes out with a right straight right to the stomach, but Dorkdom X quickly backs away.
-Dorkdom X lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X fires a pair of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom X hurts Dorkness 8 with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a series of nice blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 8 hits Dorkdom X with a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 5 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkdom X attacks with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 8 backs out of it.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 punches Dorkdom X with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 8 steps aside.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 throws a volley of painful blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X lunges with a left hook to the chest, but Dorkness 8 leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 5 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkdom X lashes out with a uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 8 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 8 strikes with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 8 lashes out with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X paws a left cross to the ribs, but Dorkness 8 leaps aside.
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+Dorkdom X hits Dorkness 8 with a volley of hard blows to the stomach. Dorkness 8 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 attacks with a series of blows to the ribs.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 17 of 22 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 5 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 lands a barrage of commanding blows to the chest.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Dorkness 8 backs out of it.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X attacks with a barrage of left blows to the head, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 8 tags Dorkdom X with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom X attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 8 lands a right to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom X tries a pair of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom X hits Dorkness 8 with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 24 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 6 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 8 tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus!
-Dorkdom X attempts a series of blows to the head, but misses.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 pokes Dorkdom X with a cross to the stomach. Dorkdom X retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 hits with a glancing hook to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X attacks with a series of shots to the mouth, but Dorkness 8 covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom X fires a series of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 8 catches Dorkdom X with a powerful hook to the ribs.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X tries a hook to the jaw, but Dorkness 8 leaps aside.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 fires a wild uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkdom X looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye.
The doctor won't let Duke of Dorkdom X continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 8 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a technical knockout!
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