Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 7 defeated Day after discharge by knockout (KO) in round 8.Match Monday, December 14, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 7!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Day after discharge!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Discharge leaps aside.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge fires a volley of glancing punches to the head. Dorkness 7 doesn't seem bothered.
+Discharge solidly lands a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth!
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+Discharge throws a volley of punches to the temple!!
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge solidly lands a commanding cross to the eye. Dorkness 7 beats a hasty retreat.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge grazes Dorkness 7 with a roundhouse to the mouth. Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 7 shakes Discharge with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Discharge hits with a right to the temple.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 7 charges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Discharge quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 7 attacks with a light left to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Day after discharge landed 31 of 31 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Discharge doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge suprises Dorkness 7 with a jab to the chest.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Discharge drills Dorkness 7 with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 smashes Discharge with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Discharge punches Dorkness 7 with a pair of loud punches to the stomach. Dorkness 7 falls against the ropes!
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+Discharge whacks Dorkness 7 with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Discharge belts Dorkness 7 with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Dorkness 7 gets mad!
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+Discharge tattoos Dorkness 7 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 7 tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Discharge takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 7 punches Discharge with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Day after discharge landed 29 of 31 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Discharge doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge pops Dorkness 7 with a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Dorkness 7 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 7 throws a left hook to the stomach, but Discharge hides behind his gloves.
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+Discharge hurts Dorkness 7 with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Discharge beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 7 connects with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 connects with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Discharge is hurt!
+Discharge punches Dorkness 7 with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs!! Dorkness 7 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Discharge attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Day after discharge landed 30 of 33 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Discharge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Discharge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 7 nails Discharge with a pair of hooks to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 7 charges with a flurry of hooks to the stomach, but Discharge ducks.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a volley of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 7 connects with a barrage of hard blows to the chest.
+Discharge wakes up the fans with a volley of mean punches to the eye. Dorkness 7 laughs!
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 7 tries to land a series of right crosses to the chest, but Discharge steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 7 clocks Discharge with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach! Discharge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 7 landed 16 of 40 punches, and Day after discharge landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!
Discharge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Discharge attacks with a barrage of furious shots to the solar plexus.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Discharge attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 7 ducks.
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-Discharge throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 7 leaps aside.
+Discharge grazes Dorkness 7 with a series of vicious punches to the ribs. Dorkness 7 ignores it.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge catches Dorkness 7 with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 7 lands a vicious left to the solar plexus! Discharge backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge belts Dorkness 7 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Day after discharge landed 22 of 34 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Day after discharge is winning the fight 49-47
Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!
Discharge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 7 throws a barrage of wild punches to the chest. Discharge backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Discharge hits with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Discharge annoys Dorkness 7 with a series of wild punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 7 paws a pair of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Discharge staggers Dorkness 7 with a volley of loud shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a pair of uppercuts to the stomach, but Discharge narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 7 belts Discharge with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Discharge drills Dorkness 7 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 7 tags Discharge with a volley of roundhouses to the ribs.
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+Discharge slams Dorkness 7 with a loud left to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 7 landed 23 of 39 punches, and Day after discharge landed 32 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 58-57
Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Discharge looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 7 hits with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 7 attacks with a uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Discharge annoys Dorkness 7 with a straight right to the stomach!
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Discharge takes charge with a nasty straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Discharge launches a right left to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Discharge hits with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 7 throws a hook to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Discharge connects with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 staggers Discharge with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 22 punches, and Day after discharge landed 21 of 39 punches.
Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Discharge looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Discharge connects with a series of vicious punches to the mouth. Dorkness 7 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Discharge throws a painful jab to the jaw. Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Discharge drills Dorkness 7 with a barrage of glancing blows to the mouth.
+Discharge grazes Dorkness 7 with a flurry of hard punches to the temple. Dorkness 7 shakes his head to clear it.
+Discharge hits with a pair of strong punches to the face. Dorkness 7 covers up.
+Discharge hammers Dorkness 7 with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Discharge lands a vicious straight right to the head. Dorkness 7 covers up.
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+Discharge lands a series of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 7 pops Discharge with a pair of mean roundhouses to the temple.
Dorkness 7 lands a resounding right blow to the head and Discharge's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 7 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Discharge can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Army of Dorkness 7 wins by a knockout!
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