Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Bill Burr by unanimous decision: 117-108, 118-107, 118-107.Match Thursday, December 03, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Bill Burr!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bill clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Tutu!! hits with a pair of punches to the chest. Bill covers up.
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-Bill launches a jab to the eye, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+Bill strikes with a series of strong punches to the head!
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu!! attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Bill fires a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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-Bill charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Bill lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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+Tutu!! suprises Bill with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! throws a series of hard punches to the ribs.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 33 punches, and Bill Burr landed 8 of 27 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bill clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill lunges with a uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
+Tutu!! staggers Bill with a pair of punches to the chest!! Bill retreats to the far corner.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill lashes out with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Tutu!! hammers Bill with a series of glancing punches to the ribs. Bill sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Tutu!! smacks Bill with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Bill doesn't seem bothered.
+Bill backs up Tutu!! with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 16 of 24 punches, and Bill Burr landed 7 of 23 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bill clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Bill lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! annoys Bill with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! rocks Bill with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bill hits with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs! Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bill tries to land a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Bill attempts a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 17 of 24 punches, and Bill Burr landed 8 of 26 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Bill probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! takes charge with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bill hurts Tutu!! with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Bill throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu!! jars Bill with a series of punches to the eye. Bill sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 16 of 17 punches, and Bill Burr landed 7 of 25 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-36
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bill catches Tutu!! with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Tutu!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! tattoos Bill with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bill fires a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Bill probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
-Bill lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 12 of 16 punches, and Bill Burr landed 7 of 23 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 50-45
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Tutu!! whacks Bill with a pair of punches to the ribs. Bill sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bill throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! escapes.
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-Bill lunges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Bill solidly lands a volley of quick shots to the ribs. Tutu!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Bill tries to land a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! belts Bill with a pair of solid blows to the jaw.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 12 of 14 punches, and Bill Burr landed 6 of 25 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 60-54
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Bill connects with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bill charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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-Bill attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! fires a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 13 of 15 punches, and Bill Burr landed 7 of 24 punches.
Bill Burr won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 69-64
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Bill attempts a series of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Bill rocks Tutu!! with a strong hook to the nose. Tutu!! is hurt!
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill attempts a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill probes with a pair of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! thumps Bill with a glancing right to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! lands a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! shakes Bill with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Bill grimaces in pain.
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-Bill probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 15 of 17 punches, and Bill Burr landed 10 of 32 punches.
Bill Burr won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 78-74
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Bill throws a pair of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! hits with a straight right to the chin.
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+Tutu!! staggers Bill with a stinging jab to the chin.
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+Bill whacks Tutu!! with a cross to the head.
-Bill paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Bill launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the chin. Bill gets mad!
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bill tries a pair of right blows to the eye, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 16 of 16 punches, and Bill Burr landed 8 of 32 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 88-83
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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+Tutu!! connects with a barrage of punches to the nose. Bill doesn't notice.
-Bill attempts a barrage of right blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Bill tries to land a barrage of blows to the temple, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+Tutu!! backs up Bill with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill attempts a hook to the chin, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Bill hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bill throws a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Bill lands a pair of hard blows to the face!
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+Tutu!! staggers Bill with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Bill doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 26 punches, and Bill Burr landed 10 of 31 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 98-92
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the mouth.
+Bill tosses a glancing uppercut to the head. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
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+Bill hits with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth.
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-Bill tries to land a pair of left crosses to the chin, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bill smashes Tutu!! with a series of crosses to the jaw! Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
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+Bill hits with a nasty jab to the temple.
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+Tutu!! hits with a strong roundhouse to the chin.
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+Tutu!! fires a pair of punches to the head. Bill gets mad!
Tutu!! lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and Bill goes down!!
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Bill struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a nasty right to the eye.
-Bill probes with a pair of left shots to the chin, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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-Bill fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! throws a commanding right to the mouth.
Tutu!! lands a cruel right haymaker and Bill is knocked out of the ring!!
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Bill struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bill lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Tutu!! escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 23 punches, and Bill Burr landed 10 of 39 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-7
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 108-99
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bill is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Bill lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Bill asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bill probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
+Tutu!! annoys Bill with a straight right to the jaw.
-Bill paws a pair of left punches to the face, but falls short.
+Bill jolts Tutu!! with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! pummels Bill with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Bill paws a flurry of right crosses to the face, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
+Bill solidly lands a hard sweeping right to the nose.
-Bill paws a series of blows to the nose, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! grazes Bill with a commanding cross to the mouth.
+Bill pops Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the eye. Tutu!! laughs!
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+Tutu!! jars Bill with a volley of light punches to the nose. Bill sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Tutu!! lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Bill is flattened!!
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Bill struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bill launches a volley of shots to the eye, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
+Bill pokes Tutu!! with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Tutu!! strikes with a pair of punches to the nose!!
Tutu!! lands a devestating hook and Bill is knocked out of the ring!!
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Bill struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! lands a commanding jab to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 24 punches, and Bill Burr landed 12 of 35 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-7
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 118-106
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Bill grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Bill Burr 10-9
Round 7: Bill Burr 10-9
Round 8: Bill Burr 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 117-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Bill Burr 10-9
Round 7: Bill Burr 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 118-107
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Bill Burr 10-9
Round 8: Bill Burr 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 118-107
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by decision!
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