Edition 4
1. What's your real name?
Jas
2. How old are you?
34
3. What is your job/occupation?
system administrator for the Australian Govt
4. When did you turn PRO in Tbg?
Dec 97
5. What�???�??�?�¢??s your greatest accomplishment in TBG?
runner up in this years CIT
6. What are some changes you would like to see in TBG?
Make fight picking a bit harder - & you unretire your 7 foot Heavy Dino !!!!
7. What are your favorite television shows?
Friday night football (In Aust that is Rugby league & AFL)
Criminal Intent is good too.
8. What are your favorite movies?
The Usual Suspects
Matrix Trilogy
9. Do you root for any sports team?
Parramatta Eels (League)
Kangaroos (AFL)
Sheffeild Wednesday (Premier League)
10. What young fighter do you have hopes for to win a world title?
Jagged Jnr
11. Is it true King Bullock came into your house and stole your towels?
The towels did'nt worry me so much but when I noticed
yesterday's underwear missing from my laundry basket....I
began to worry....
12. Me and King Bullock running for president. Which one
of us you voting for? Why?
GD or KB....it's a bit like picking Arnie or
Seinfeild......Mmmmm...I say I want to see you in a jelly
wrestling match before I make my final decision.
13. Only who can prevent forest fires?
Smokey the Bear !!!!!!
14. What kind of car do you drive?
97 Hyundia Coupe FX
15. Do you know that King Bullock wants to tax you so high
you will have to sell your children,
your house, your car, even your grandma just
to pay your taxes?
Hold him under the Jelly for at least 3 minutes will you GD ????
16. What's your favorite drink?
Irish Whiskey - on the rocks.
17. What's your favorite food?
Thai
18. Where have you traveled?
UK, Ireland, Austria, France, Fiji, Vanuatu, New Caledonia.
19. Do you like cats or dogs?
Both - prefer Dogs though....I find Cats taste too much like Chicken !
20. Anything else you'd like to say?
KB - I want my undies back !!!!! And my towels !!!!
as long as you have'nt dried your hairy little body on them !!!!!!!
Ending Thoughts:
Jelly Wrestling huh.. The future president of the United
States of America has no time for such things. It's pretty
clear just what kind of guy KB is. Stealing Towels, and
underwear? And then he makes a comment on my commentary,
saying he is "above" criticism? Sorry KB, but that crow
won't speak. Nobody here is above questioning. Jaggers a
good guy, but what kinda name is Jas! Its like if my name
was Fra, you know theres suppose to be more letters but
theres only three! What a country.. 34 years old.. Man
that's old. No wonder he actualy thinks his name is Jas!
I can't believe this guy roots for Sheffeild Wednesday..
I mean comeon.. Sheffeild Saturday is much better...
This guy EATS cats.. Wow.. God doesn't approve of that,
and i don't know why i just referred to myself in the third
person. Thai food and Whiskey on the Rocks eh.. Sounds like
somebody could use a visit to rehab! Drives a 97 Hyundia
Coupe FX.. I drove one of those once, made record time too!
I was to go from my house to the store and back. Anyway
i got in the Coupe and i turned on the engine and i
realized this car had about a much chance of starting
as that tree over there. Wow, that wasen't funny at all!
In all seriousness Jaggers a standup guy, that is when the
check comes he stands up and goes to the bathroom. Hmm..
That was a little bit funny i guess. I'll see you next
time! If you want to be interviewed or tell your horrow
stories about King Bullock leave a comment at the bottom!
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns....
Edition 3
Southern Comfort
1. What's your real name? Robert Owens
2. How old are you? 29
3. What is your job/occupation? Sales Manager
4. When did you turn PRO in Tbg? Long long time ago, not even sure!
5. What's your greatest accomplishment in TBG?
I beat Baddog in our only meeting. And also my great
toughman title. Other than that, I pretty much suck.
6. What are some changes you would like to see in TBG?
Well, I would like to see Southern Comfort win the MOTM
atleast every other month. In reality, I would like to
see something done about fight pick and that's about it.
7. What are your favorite television shows?
Seinfeld, Survivor and SpongeBob Squarepants.
8. What are your favorite movies?
Halloween (all except Part 3) and Final Destination (part 1 and 2)
9. Do you root for any sports team?
Im a nascar fan, but sports team... Dallas Stars, US
Soccer team, sometimes the Packers and in college Auburn
Tigers.
10. What young fighter do you have hopes for to win a world title?
Elmo "Too Fast" McGee in straws
11. Is it true King Bullock want's to take away your right to bear arms??
He's is a canadian, what does he know :)
12. Me and King Bullock running for president. Which one of us you voting for? Why?
Tight race, whoever pays me off. :)
13. Only who can prevent forest fires?
God and Superman
14. What kind of car do you drive?
Daily, a 93 Chevy S-10.
15. Do you know that King Bullock doesn't even know what state you live in?
That's because they haven't taught US States yet in his level of education.
16. What's your favorite drink?
Bahama Mama
17. What's your favorite food?
Chinesse
18. Where have you traveled?
I've been to about 25 states or so, out of US I have only been to Germany.
19. Do you like cats or dogs?
Dogs... cats should be shot :)
20. Who's your pick to win the Superbowl?
The Bucs
21. Who's your pick to win the Stanely Cup?
Dallas Stars (always)
22. How many times have you changed your name?
If not changing it back counts, probally only a dozen :)
23. Would you say that you have a big mouth?
Hell yeah, it got me booted from TBG didn't it.
24. Whats your favorite simpsons eposide?
Ouch, been awhile! In fact, I don't have one.
25. What do you think about ruthless kings who tax you death?
If I was king, I would tax everyone to death too :)
26. Did Slick Willy steal your doormat? No, I let him
borrow it, but he will not return it or return my calls.
27. What's your favorite boxing match of all time?
Hamed vs Kelly or Ali vs Frazier 1
28. How many more minutes till you change your name?
Actually, I started thinking about it while doing this interview.
29. Should i change my name?
Yeah, to George of the Jungle!
30. What's your most hated TV show of all time?
Will and Grace.
31. Anything else you'd like to say?
Yeah, Frank White and I are not one in the same. He is
really black and I am really white. We have the same
father though. Joe and Joe Byrd are one in he same, don't
them fool you. Walton Payton is the best running back of
all time. HammernHank is the coolest unknown gym in this
game. Charles Barkley is a cool person to talk too!
Ending Thoughts:
Not bad.. Not bad at all. Southern's a hard guy to poke
fun at. He needs to watch more simpsons though. Slick
Willy not returning his doormat relfects right back
on King Bullock. Should our president really be a guy
who gets votes from a guy who borrows doormats and
doesn't return them? Only superman and god can stop
forest fires? Well, i consider myself god, and i can't
stop a butterfly. So where is superman when you need him?
Sienfield is a great show thats for sure. I am NOT
changing my name to George of the Jungle! Other then
that, my rambling comes to a close. Until next time!
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