Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\999228.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Zwip St.Pain defeated Hanz Ranz by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, November 07, 2015In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 447 pounds (203 kilograms) is Zwip St.Pain!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Hanz Ranz!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Hanz covers up.
+Zwip whacks Hanz with a pair of punches to the eye. Hanz backpedals to his own corner.
-Zwip throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Hanz backs out of it.
+Zwip slams Hanz with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Hanz sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Zwip fires a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Hanz covers himself well.
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-Zwip lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Hanz annoys Zwip with a nice jab to the nose.
+Zwip stuns Hanz with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 18 of 34 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 4 of 9 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 10-9
Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hanz doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Hanz covers up.
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+Zwip tags Hanz with a series of commanding punches to the ribs! Hanz retreats to the far corner.
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+Zwip slams Hanz with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Zwip throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Zwip thumps Hanz with a pair of nice punches to the ribs. Hanz laughs!
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-Zwip paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Zwip pokes Hanz with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 19 of 31 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 4 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 20-18
Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hanz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Hanz covers up.
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+Zwip pummels Hanz with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Zwip hits Hanz with a flurry of light punches to the stomach. Hanz shakes his head to clear it.
+Zwip hurts Hanz with a right to the solar plexus! Hanz laughs!
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-Zwip launches a pair of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 20 of 31 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 4 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 30-27
Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hanz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Zwip backpedals and jabs.
Hanz covers up.
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+Zwip pops Hanz with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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-Hanz launches a barrage of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 6 of 8 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 40-36
Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hanz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Zwip backpedals and jabs.
Hanz covers up.
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-Zwip lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Hanz backs out of it.
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+Zwip punches Hanz with a jab to the mouth.
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+Zwip connects with a flurry of punches to the head. Hanz sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Zwip attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Hanz steps aside and laughs.
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+Zwip hits Hanz with a series of quick punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 14 of 25 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 50-45
Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hanz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Zwip backpedals and jabs.
Hanz covers up.
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+Zwip hurts Hanz with a flurry of stiff blows to the nose.
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+Zwip tosses a series of punches to the face! Hanz doesn't notice.
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-Hanz fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Zwip charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 14 of 24 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 60-54
Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hanz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Zwip backpedals and jabs.
Hanz covers up.
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+Zwip smashes Hanz with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Zwip solidly lands a powerful roundhouse to the jaw.
+Zwip tosses a series of punches to the temple. Hanz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hanz tries to land a left uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Zwip fires a series of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 17 of 25 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 70-63
Zwip doesn't even want to rest!
Hanz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Zwip backpedals and jabs.
Hanz covers up.
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-Zwip launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but Hanz blocks.
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+Zwip drills Hanz with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Zwip backs up Hanz with a series of punches to the eye.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 17 of 25 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 80-72
Zwip doesn't even want to rest!
Hanz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Hanz covers up.
-Zwip fires a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Zwip solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Zwip paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Zwip slams Hanz with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Hanz fires a volley of blows to the chest, but Zwip steps aside.
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+Zwip lashes out with a furious straight right to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 21 of 33 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 90-81
Zwip doesn't even want to rest!
Hanz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Hanz covers up.
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+Zwip fires a flurry of loud punches to the head. Hanz quickly recovers.
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+Zwip tags Hanz with a off balance cross to the temple.
+Zwip smashes Hanz with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Zwip attempts a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Hanz probes with a right sweeping right to the face, but Zwip hides behind his gloves.
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+Zwip jars Hanz with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Zwip lands a stinging roundhouse to the face!! Hanz doesn't notice.
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+Zwip throws a series of punches to the nose. Hanz shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 23 of 32 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 100-90
Zwip doesn't even want to rest!
Hanz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Hanz covers up.
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-Zwip tries a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Zwip tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Zwip wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
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+Zwip clocks Hanz with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Zwip fires a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 21 of 33 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 110-99
Zwip doesn't even want to rest!
Hanz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Hanz covers up.
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+Zwip tosses a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Zwip attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Zwip backs up Hanz with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Zwip rocks Hanz with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Zwip wallops Hanz with a pair of punches to the temple!!
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-Zwip tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zwip St.Pain landed 21 of 34 punches, and Hanz Ranz landed 3 of 8 punches.
Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9
Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 120-108
Zwip doesn't even want to rest!
Hanz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 4: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 9: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 11: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Total Score: Zwip St.Pain 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 4: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 9: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 11: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Total Score: Zwip St.Pain 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 4: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 9: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 11: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Total Score: Zwip St.Pain 120-108
Zwip St.Pain wins by decision!
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