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(Super-Featherweight) GROVER defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, October 28, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 3 inches (130 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is GROVER!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grover probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Grover lunges with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Grover lunges with a barrage of left shots to the head, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Grover with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grover fires a volley of blows to the chin, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Grover with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 whacks Grover with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Grover sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 24 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grover doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grover probes with a volley of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grover lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 4 jars Grover with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Grover with a pair of off balance punches to the chest. Grover asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grover probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 4 smacks Grover with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Grover punches Dorkness 4 with a series of solid blows to the chin.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 24 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Grover doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover tries a barrage of blows to the chin, but Dorkness 4 escapes.
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-Grover attempts a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover charges with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Grover with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 scores with a nasty cross to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 23 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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-Grover probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 steps aside and laughs.
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-Grover probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grover pummels Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a barrage of combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with Grover with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 24 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grover tries a left cross to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 backs out of it.
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-Grover tries to land a straight right to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but Grover ducks.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of wild combinations to the ribs.
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-Grover throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 4 throws Grover with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Grover with a volley of commanding combinations to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of powerful shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 23 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 4 jolts Grover with a series of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a quick jab to the chest.
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-Grover lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of hard blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grover tries a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 escapes.
+Grover throws a series of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 tags Grover with a series of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 drills Grover with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Grover charges with a series of blows to the jaw, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
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-Grover probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of blows to the chest!! Grover falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover paws a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Grover tries to land a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 23 punches, and GROVER landed 4 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grover lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 4 steps aside.
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-Grover attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover tries a uppercut to the head, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Grover with a loud roundhouse to the chest.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a pair of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach. Grover shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 26 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Grover grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grover attacks with a pair of right blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Grover with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus! Grover retreats to the far corner.
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-Grover probes with a pair of right shots to the temple, but misses.
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+Grover annoys Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 4 hammers Grover with a barrage of hard combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pounds Grover with a volley of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Grover tries a left roundhouse to the head, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Grover blocks.
+Dorkness 4 suprises Grover with a volley of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 33 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 90-81


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Grover is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 4 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Grover grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 tosses a pair of combinations to the stomach!!
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-Grover launches a flurry of blows to the face, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
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-Grover charges with a barrage of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Grover tries a series of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a straight right to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 jolts Grover with a series of heavy combinations to the solar plexus. Grover asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Grover is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 4 continue the fight! GROVER wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

GROVER wins by a technical knockout!