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(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated hahahaman by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, October 26, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Am I Fat? throws a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? pummels Hahahaman with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 11 of 23 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Am I Fat? attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Am I Fat? throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Am I Fat? lunges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
+Am I Fat? belts Hahahaman with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 11 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Am I Fat? lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Am I Fat? tries a series of blows to the eye, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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+Am I Fat? strikes with a jab to the stomach.
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-Am I Fat? fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 10 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Am I Fat? charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Am I Fat? lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? lands a series of punches to the mouth!
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-Am I Fat? fires a volley of punches to the nose, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 10 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 40-36


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

-Am I Fat? throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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-Am I Fat? attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Am I Fat? paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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+Hahahaman thumps Am I Fat? with a series of glancing punches to the eye!! Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
+Am I Fat? grazes Hahahaman with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 10 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 7 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 50-45


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

-Am I Fat? tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Am I Fat? lashes out with a jab to the face, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Am I Fat? tries a right left to the face, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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+Am I Fat? slams Hahahaman with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 12 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 9 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 60-54


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Am I Fat? catches Hahahaman with a flurry of blows to the head!
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+Am I Fat? tattoos Hahahaman with a pair of painful punches to the face. Hahahaman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Am I Fat? fires a flurry of shots to the chin, but Hahahaman escapes.
-Am I Fat? attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Am I Fat? throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 9 of 23 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 70-63


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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-Am I Fat? lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Am I Fat? throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Am I Fat? takes charge with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 10 of 23 punches, and hahahaman landed 3 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 80-72


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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+Am I Fat? drills Hahahaman with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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-Am I Fat? paws a right jab to the temple, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Am I Fat? lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Hahahaman blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 90-81


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 10

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Am I Fat? fires a series of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a right jab to the eye, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
-Am I Fat? throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Am I Fat? tags Hahahaman with a series of nice punches to the temple. Hahahaman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 100-90


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 11

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Am I Fat? attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Am I Fat? tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a series of glancing punches to the head!!
-Am I Fat? paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 24 punches, and hahahaman landed 5 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 110-99


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 12

Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hahahaman covers up.

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-Hahahaman lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Am I Fat? fires a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Am I Fat? tries a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Am I Fat? throws a barrage of off balance blows to the temple. Hahahaman quickly recovers.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 23 punches, and hahahaman landed 4 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 120-108


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 120-108

Am I fat? wins by decision!