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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lowell Hardcore by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, October 21, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Lowell Hardcore!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with Hardcore with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Hardcore with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Hardcore with a series of nice blows to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a blood spattering uppercut and Hardcore lands flat on his back!!

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Hardcore struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardcore pops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 5 jars Hardcore with a vicious straight right to the chin.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore throws a series of left blows to the head, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Hardcore nails Dorkness 5 with a powerful hook to the chin! Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardcore fires a volley of blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 11 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hardcore doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Hardcore tries a right straight right to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Hardcore with a straight right to the solar plexus!!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of blows to the stomach!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardcore backs up Dorkness 5 with a pair of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 15 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 9 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-17


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Hardcore remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Hardcore with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore attacks with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardcore hits with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 catches Hardcore with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 9 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-26


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hardcore grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Hardcore with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of blows to the chest. Hardcore beats a hasty retreat.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardcore annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore attacks with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 annoys Hardcore with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 8 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-35


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hardcore grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Hardcore paws a series of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hardcore tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hardcore throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Hardcore with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Hardcore lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Hardcore with a barrage of wild blows to the stomach.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 7 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-44


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hardcore is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Hardcore slams Dorkness 5 with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Hardcore tries to land a volley of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Hardcore with a pair of nice punches to the stomach!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Hardcore probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 7 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-53


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hardcore is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Hardcore stays away from it.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Hardcore with a quick hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hardcore probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hardcore attacks with a right uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 5 connects with a pair of nice shots to the ribs. Hardcore retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Hardcore stuns Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 9 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 70-62


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hardcore is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Hardcore probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Hardcore with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Hardcore shakes Dorkness 5 with a volley of shots to the face. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
-Hardcore attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Hardcore lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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-Hardcore tries to land a hook to the nose, but misses completely.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a cross to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 5 shakes Hardcore with a flurry of stinging blows to the chest.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 23 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 8 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 80-71


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hardcore collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Hardcore pops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of powerful blows to the nose. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hardcore throws a volley of wild blows to the jaw!
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Hardcore with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
-Hardcore paws a cross to the chin, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 5 tags Hardcore with a heavy hook to the chest.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Hardcore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Hardcore with a nice roundhouse to the chest. Hardcore sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of solid shots to the stomach. Hardcore laughs!
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 slams Hardcore with a barrage of hard blows to the ribs. Hardcore beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 5 lands a quick right haymaker and Hardcore is flattened!!

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Hardcore struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 24 punches, and Lowell Hardcore landed 6 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 90-79


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hardcore can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hardcore grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Hardcore attacks with a pair of right blows to the face, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Hardcore with a series of shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Hardcore with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Hardcore hurts Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the temple.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hardcore tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 5 pokes Hardcore with a series of heavy punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 is raining blows! Hardcore falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hardcore can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a technical knockout!