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            Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\997852.htm on local disk...(Super-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Bant ZWIP by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Tuesday, October 20, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bant ZWIP!! 
 
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. 
 ROUND 1
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly. 
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+Dorkness 2 nails Bant with a flurry of loud blows to the eye.   
+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with an illegal rabbit punch!   The referee sees it and issues a warning! 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
+Bant hits with Dorkness 2 with a low blow!   The referee sees it and issues a warning! 
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+Bant nails Dorkness 2 with a series of stiff punches to the eye.   
Bant lands a terrific left blow to the temple and Dorkness 2 falls senseless!! 
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Bant launches a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air. 
+Dorkness 2 belts Bant with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.   
+Bant tattoos Dorkness 2 with a barrage of heavy shots to the nose.   
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Bant pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of powerful combinations to the mouth!!   
+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with a pair of wild punches to the jaw!   
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+Bant tags Dorkness 2 with a volley of solid combinations to the nose.   Dorkness 2 ignores it. 
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+Dorkness 2 lands a combination to the face.   
Dorkness 2 lands a ferocious hook and Bant's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! 
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Bant struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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+Bant belts Dorkness 2 with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 19 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 26 punches. 
 
Bant ZWIP won the round 10-9 
 
Bant ZWIP is winning the fight 10-9 
 
 
Bant doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 2
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-Dorkness 2 charges with a cross to the ribs, but Bant ties him up. 
+Bant wallops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance combinations to the chin.   
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+Dorkness 2 pops Bant with a flurry of furious blows to the stomach!   
-Bant attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
+Bant pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of light shots to the eye.   
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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-Bant attempts a flurry of left blows to the temple, but to no avail. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 11 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 17 punches. 
 
Bant ZWIP won the round 10-9 
 
Bant ZWIP is winning the fight 20-18 
 
 
Bant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 3
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Bant throws a pair of shots to the nose.   
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
-Bant throws a series of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves. 
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Bant with a series of off balance blows to the chest.   
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a right jab to the ribs, but Bant ties him up. 
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of painful punches to the chest.   
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 12 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 27 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 
 
Bant ZWIP is winning the fight 29-28 
 
 
Bant grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
 
 ROUND 4
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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-Bant throws a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 2 ties him up. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Bant fires a series of mean shots to the jaw!   
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-Bant probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Bant with a series of shots to the chest.   
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bant ducks. 
-Bant launches a series of right punches to the face, but he's too slow. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with a stiff roundhouse to the stomach.   
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-Bant attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short. 
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Bant with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!   
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but Bant hides behind his gloves. 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 12 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 23 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 
 
This fight is too close to call. 
 
 
Bant is obviously tired.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
 
 ROUND 5
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but to no avail. 
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Bant punches Dorkness 2 with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.   Dorkness 2 seems wobbly! 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
+Bant throws a jab to the temple.   Dorkness 2 quickly recovers. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Bant lunges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms. 
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Bant with a left to the ribs!!   
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Bant with a nice roundhouse to the chest!!   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 11 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 22 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 48-47 
 
 
Bant is obviously tired.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
 
 ROUND 6
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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-Bant paws a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly. 
+Bant lashes out with a barrage of vicious combinations to the chin.   
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-Dorkness 2 throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Bant ducks just in time. 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
+Bant pummels Dorkness 2 with a bite to the ear!   The Ref mus be blind! 
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Bant with a loud hook to the ribs.   
+Bant lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw.   Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. 
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+Dorkness 2 lands a pair of blows to the chest.   
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-Bant paws a volley of combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 2 quickly backs away. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 11 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 25 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 58-56 
 
 
Bant is slowing down.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
 
 ROUND 7
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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+Dorkness 2 throws a series of light punches to the solar plexus.   
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-Bant lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but misses. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Bant throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 2 leaps aside. 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Bant rocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the chin.   
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+Bant scores with Dorkness 2 with a head butt!   How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior? 
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-Bant probes with a volley of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms. 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Dorkness 2 throws a hook to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with a mean jab to the ribs.   
-Bant launches a series of combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 9 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 25 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 68-65 
 
 
Bant looks exhausted.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
 
 ROUND 8
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Bant tags Dorkness 2 with a bite to the ear!   The referee sees it and takes a point away! 
-Bant probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 2 steps aside. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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+Dorkness 2 slams Bant with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.   
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
-Bant launches a hook to the temple, but he's too slow. 
+Dorkness 2 jolts Bant with a flurry of punches to the stomach.   
+Bant hits with a sweeping right to the head.   
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 7 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 22 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 78-73 
 
 
Bant collapses limply onto his stool.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
 
 ROUND 9
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
-Bant throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty. 
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Bant with a pair of light shots to the chest.   Bant grimaces in pain. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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-Bant probes with a series of left combinations to the nose, but to no avail. 
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+Dorkness 2 wallops Bant with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.   
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Bant slams Dorkness 2 with a head butt!   That was totally uncalled for! 
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+Bant fires a flurry of painful punches to the eye.   
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
+Dorkness 2 lands a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Bant ZWIP landed 6 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 24 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 88-82 
 
 
Bant receives medical attention from his trainer.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
 
 ROUND 10
  
Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.    Dorkness 2 strikes at will!  Bant's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!  
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
Bant can't remember which corner is his.  He has a bloody mouth. 
 
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
  
 
 
 
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Bant ZWIP 10-9  
Round 2: Bant ZWIP 10-9  
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8  
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
 
 
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Bant ZWIP 10-9  
Round 2: Bant ZWIP 10-9  
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8  
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
 
 
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Bant ZWIP 10-9  
Round 2: Bant ZWIP 10-9  
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8  
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9  
 
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!
 
  
         
        
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