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(Super-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Bant ZWIP by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Tuesday, October 20, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bant ZWIP!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Bant with a flurry of loud blows to the eye.
+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bant hits with Dorkness 2 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Bant nails Dorkness 2 with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
Bant lands a terrific left blow to the temple and Dorkness 2 falls senseless!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bant launches a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 2 belts Bant with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
+Bant tattoos Dorkness 2 with a barrage of heavy shots to the nose.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bant pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of powerful combinations to the mouth!!
+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with a pair of wild punches to the jaw!
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+Bant tags Dorkness 2 with a volley of solid combinations to the nose. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a combination to the face.
Dorkness 2 lands a ferocious hook and Bant's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bant struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bant belts Dorkness 2 with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 19 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 26 punches.

Bant ZWIP won the round 10-9

Bant ZWIP is winning the fight 10-9


Bant doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 charges with a cross to the ribs, but Bant ties him up.
+Bant wallops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Bant with a flurry of furious blows to the stomach!
-Bant attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bant pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of light shots to the eye.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bant attempts a flurry of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 11 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 17 punches.

Bant ZWIP won the round 10-9

Bant ZWIP is winning the fight 20-18


Bant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bant throws a pair of shots to the nose.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Bant throws a series of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Bant with a series of off balance blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a right jab to the ribs, but Bant ties him up.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 12 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 27 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Bant ZWIP is winning the fight 29-28


Bant grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bant throws a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 2 ties him up.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bant fires a series of mean shots to the jaw!
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-Bant probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Bant with a series of shots to the chest.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bant ducks.
-Bant launches a series of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with a stiff roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Bant attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Bant with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but Bant hides behind his gloves.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 12 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bant is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bant punches Dorkness 2 with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bant throws a jab to the temple. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bant lunges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Bant with a left to the ribs!!
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Bant with a nice roundhouse to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 11 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 48-47


Bant is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bant paws a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Bant lashes out with a barrage of vicious combinations to the chin.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Bant ducks just in time.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bant pummels Dorkness 2 with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Bant with a loud hook to the ribs.
+Bant lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Bant paws a volley of combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 2 quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 11 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 58-56


Bant is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 throws a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bant lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but misses.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bant throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 2 leaps aside.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bant rocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Bant scores with Dorkness 2 with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Bant probes with a volley of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a hook to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Bant with a mean jab to the ribs.
-Bant launches a series of combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 9 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 68-65


Bant looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bant tags Dorkness 2 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
-Bant probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 slams Bant with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Bant launches a hook to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 2 jolts Bant with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Bant hits with a sweeping right to the head.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 7 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 78-73


Bant collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Bant throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Bant with a pair of light shots to the chest. Bant grimaces in pain.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bant probes with a series of left combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 2 wallops Bant with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bant slams Dorkness 2 with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Bant fires a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
Bant tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 2 lands a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bant ZWIP landed 6 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 88-82


Bant receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Bant tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 strikes at will! Bant's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bant can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bant ZWIP 10-9
Round 2: Bant ZWIP 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bant ZWIP 10-9
Round 2: Bant ZWIP 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bant ZWIP 10-9
Round 2: Bant ZWIP 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!