Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\997765.htm on local disk...(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated 1.8 GB by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Monday, October 19, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is 1.8 GB!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses 1.8 Gb with an elbow! This is terrible!
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 jars 1.8 Gb with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 tags 1.8 Gb with a pair of blows to the temple.
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-1.8 Gb attacks with a volley of left shots to the temple, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb hits with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
+1.8 Gb tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
+1.8 Gb attacks with a flurry of powerful blows to the eye!!
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of hard shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 16 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
1.8 Gb doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+1.8 Gb backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus!! 1.8 Gb covers up.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 10 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 15 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
1.8 Gb doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks 1.8 Gb with a pair of punches to the stomach.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits 1.8 Gb with a flurry of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but 1.8 Gb ties him up.
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+1.8 Gb slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 9 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-27
1.8 Gb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+1.8 Gb hits with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks 1.8 Gb with a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 9 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-36
1.8 Gb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 annoys 1.8 Gb with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-1.8 Gb tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+1.8 Gb strikes with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 tags 1.8 Gb with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of glancing shots to the chest. 1.8 Gb gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of blows to the chest, but 1.8 Gb escapes.
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+1.8 Gb wallops Dorkness 1 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 9 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-45
1.8 Gb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks 1.8 Gb with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. 1.8 Gb beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-1.8 Gb lashes out with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a right cross to the stomach, but misses.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+1.8 Gb tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-1.8 Gb probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb tags Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy shots to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 7 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-54
1.8 Gb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
1.8 Gb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 annoys 1.8 Gb with a volley of nice blows to the chest. 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb rocks Dorkness 1 with a hook to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of left shots to the stomach, but 1.8 Gb quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 1 annoys 1.8 Gb with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb lands a series of hard shots to the chest.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb tries a left uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-1.8 Gb attacks with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 11 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-63
1.8 Gb is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 hammers 1.8 Gb with a barrage of furious shots to the ribs.
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-1.8 Gb attacks with a barrage of right blows to the head, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right blows to the ribs, but 1.8 Gb deftly avoits it.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels 1.8 Gb with a left to the stomach.
-1.8 Gb probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a series of blows to the head, but misses.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys 1.8 Gb with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb jolts Dorkness 1 with a furious uppercut to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 11 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 20 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 80-72
1.8 Gb is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-1.8 Gb probes with a left left to the head, but flails uselessly.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+1.8 Gb lands a volley of off balance punches to the nose! Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+1.8 Gb belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the nose. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 1 pops 1.8 Gb with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!!
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks 1.8 Gb with a loud right to the stomach. 1.8 Gb sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches 1.8 Gb with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach.
-1.8 Gb probes with a volley of blows to the head, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 pops 1.8 Gb with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 10 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 90-81
1.8 Gb is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
1.8 Gb grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys 1.8 Gb with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a straight right to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but 1.8 Gb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes 1.8 Gb with a light straight right to the solar plexus!!
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+1.8 Gb pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light blows to the jaw.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
1.8 GB landed 7 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 100-90
1.8 Gb looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
1.8 Gb is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-1.8 Gb launches a pair of left blows to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 1 shakes 1.8 Gb with a volley of shots to the ribs.
1.8 Gb tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-1.8 Gb attempts a series of right crosses to the chin, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+1.8 Gb hits Dorkness 1 with a furious uppercut to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 suprises 1.8 Gb with a solid cross to the ribs.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding cross to the jaw and 1.8 Gb goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
1.8 Gb can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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