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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated GROVER by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, October 14, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 3 inches (130 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is GROVER!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 backs up Grover with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Grover probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover paws a right left to the nose, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 4 pops Grover with a light cross to the ribs. Grover sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover lunges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
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+Grover connects with a pair of nice shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Grover with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Grover hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 25 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grover doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grover attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 4 stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 4 pounds Grover with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Grover tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Grover with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grover tries to land a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
-Grover probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 4 ducks.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 pounds Grover with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 27 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Grover doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 4 escapes.
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-Grover tries a right jab to the temple, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grover pops Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the temple. Dorkness 4 is hurt!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a jab to the solar plexus. Grover sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Grover probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 4 ducks just in time.
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-Grover paws a volley of shots to the jaw, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 23 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Grover doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of commanding punches to the stomach!
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-Grover attempts a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 staggers Grover with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
-Grover throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Grover with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 26 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grover doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Grover attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but misses.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover fires a hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grover remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover lunges with a series of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Grover throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a quick straight right to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Grover with a loud uppercut to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover attempts a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
+Grover pummels Dorkness 4 with a volley of loud blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 25 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grover remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 hits with a wild jab to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover throws a left hook to the temple, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Grover charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 22 punches, and GROVER landed 4 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grover fires a series of nice punches to the temple!
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-Grover launches a cross to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 clocks Grover with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Grover with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Grover lunges with a barrage of right blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover throws a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a vicious jab to the ribs. Grover laughs!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but falls short.
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-Grover probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Grover with a flurry of furious combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 24 punches, and GROVER landed 6 of 20 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 grazes Grover with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Grover fires a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Grover lunges with a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Grover backs out of it.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grover throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grover throws a volley of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 fires a series of mean punches to the chest. Grover quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a off balance right to the chest. Grover sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 25 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 90-81


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 4 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grover grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Grover charges with a volley of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 4 deftly avoits it.
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-Grover paws a volley of shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Grover lunges with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Dorkness 4 escapes.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Grover blocks.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Grover hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a loud left to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Grover with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 24 punches, and GROVER landed 5 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 100-90


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Grover grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 4 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Grover is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Grover smacks Dorkness 4 with a pair of quick hooks to the head.
Grover lands a terrific haymaker and Dorkness 4's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 stuns Grover with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth! Grover falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 4 lands a slow motion left hook and Grover's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Grover struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Grover throws a volley of roundhouses to the nose, but misses.
+Grover fires a volley of hooks to the eye.
Grover lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4 collapses!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 wallops Grover with a pair of mean shots to the jaw. Grover ignores it.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+Dorkness 4 whacks Grover with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
Dorkness 4 lands a tremendous right punch in the nose and Grover is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Grover can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!