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(Super-Flyweight) regional belts mean something to me defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, October 13, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is regional belts mean something to me!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Regional smashes Dorkness 2 with a heavy left to the head.
+Dorkness 2 tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Regional connects with a pair of mean punches to the chin!!
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-Regional lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Regional hits Dorkness 2 with a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 shakes his head to clear it.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Regional steps aside.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Regional with a painful uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Regional lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

regional belts mean something to me landed 20 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 25 punches.

regional belts mean something to me won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 10-9


Regional doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Regional probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Regional scores with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a left roundhouse to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a barrage of light shots to the chest!!
+Regional pummels Dorkness 2 with a stinging cross to the ribs. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Regional backs up Dorkness 2 with a flurry of light punches to the chest!! Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a uppercut to the stomach, but Regional narrowly avoids it
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

regional belts mean something to me landed 21 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 25 punches.

regional belts mean something to me won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 20-18


Regional doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Regional suprises Dorkness 2 with a light uppercut to the chest! Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
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+Regional strikes with a series of stiff punches to the chest! Dorkness 2 gets mad!
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Regional pops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 wallops Regional with a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus!
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 charges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Regional takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

regional belts mean something to me landed 19 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 22 punches.

regional belts mean something to me won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 30-27


Regional doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Regional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Dorkness 2 tags Regional with a series of loud hooks to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a right right to the ribs, but Regional hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of right uppercuts to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of wild uppercuts to the stomach. Regional laughs!
-Dorkness 2 throws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Regional steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Regional with a barrage of hooks to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Regional stays away from it.
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+Regional lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

regional belts mean something to me landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 40 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 39-37


Regional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a right hook to the stomach, but Regional steps aside and laughs.
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-Regional attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time.
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+Regional lands a flurry of punches to the stomach!
+Regional hurts Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a uppercut to the stomach, but Regional beats a hasty retreat.
+Regional smacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
+Regional hits Dorkness 2 with a series of loud punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Regional probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 2 grazes Regional with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

regional belts mean something to me landed 20 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 34 punches.

regional belts mean something to me won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 49-46


Regional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Regional is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of hooks to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of left roundhouses to the chest, but Regional stays away from it.
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+Regional strikes with a volley of nice shots to the nose.
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+Dorkness 2 tattoos Regional with a pair of furious roundhouses to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Regional stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but Regional deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Regional with a volley of stinging roundhouses to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a punch to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a right to the stomach, but Regional leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

regional belts mean something to me landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 58-56


Regional grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Regional shakes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of light punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Regional takes charge with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 wallops Regional with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 throws a hook to the ribs, but Regional hides behind his gloves.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Regional belts Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Regional attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

regional belts mean something to me landed 17 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 68-66


Regional grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Dorkness 2 tattoos Regional with a pair of mean shots to the eye. Regional gets mad!
+Regional punches Dorkness 2 with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
Regional lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 is flattened!!

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regional belts mean something to me wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Regional is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 2 looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 2 continue the fight! regional belts mean something to me wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 2: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 3: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: regional belts mean something to me 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 2: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 3: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: regional belts mean something to me 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 2: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 3: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: regional belts mean something to me 10-9

regional belts mean something to me wins by a knockout!