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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Doom is Coming V by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Tuesday, October 06, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Doom is Coming V!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 belts Coming V with a volley of solid blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a quick cross to the jaw.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 slams Coming V with a volley of punches to the chin.
Dorkness 3 lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Coming V's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Coming V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of punches to the face. Coming V sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 drills Coming V with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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-Coming V tries a left uppercut to the jaw, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Coming V throws a pair of right blows to the chin, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
+Coming V lashes out with a series of nasty shots to the head.
Coming V lands a beautiful haymaker and Dorkness 3 is flattened!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of light combinations to the nose. Coming V doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coming V hurts Dorkness 3 with a hook to the temple.
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+Coming V hits with a cross to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses Coming V with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Coming V punches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Coming V doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coming V launches a sweeping right to the chest, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
+Coming V tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coming V annoys Dorkness 3 with a hook to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of painful combinations to the chest. Coming V retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a volley of commanding combinations to the solar plexus.
-Coming V attempts a left uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 11 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 20-18


Coming V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Coming V probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 3 hammers Coming V with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Coming V throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 nails Coming V with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 clocks Coming V with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coming V hits with a right to the ribs. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coming V belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 11 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 30-27


Coming V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coming V lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Coming V belts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 tags Coming V with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Coming V launches a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 steps aside.
-Coming V charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
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+Coming V nails Dorkness 3 with a series of loud shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 11 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 40-36


Coming V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Coming V attempts a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Coming V lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
+Coming V annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of hard blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 fires a left to the solar plexus!!
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+Coming V hurts Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a left cross to the stomach, but Coming V ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 10 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 50-45


Coming V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 strikes with a jab to the chest!!
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-Coming V tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Coming V annoys Dorkness 3 with a hard combination to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coming V throws a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coming V launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 strikes with a pair of commanding combinations to the stomach. Coming V laughs!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Coming V blocks.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Coming V with a pair of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Coming V tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 13 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 60-54


Coming V is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Coming V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Coming V throws a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Coming V probes with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Dorkness 3 backs out of it.
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+Coming V annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of hard shots to the stomach!!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a mean right to the ribs. Coming V shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coming V rocks Dorkness 3 with a series of painful blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the chest!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 drills Coming V with a pair of combinations to the chest. Coming V doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 14 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 70-63


Coming V is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Coming V grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Coming V leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 rocks Coming V with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Coming V sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coming V launches a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 3 connects with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Coming V is hurt!
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-Coming V lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coming V connects with a pair of light shots to the jaw.
-Coming V probes with a series of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Coming V falls against the ropes!
+Coming V shakes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of punches to the ribs. Coming V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 13 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 22 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 80-72


Coming V is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Coming V grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 throws a series of hard punches to the chest.
-Coming V throws a right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Coming V tosses a nice right to the jaw.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Coming V throws a volley of hard combinations to the temple.
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-Coming V launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 3 narrowly avoids it
-Coming V probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
-Coming V fires a flurry of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 11 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 90-81


Coming V is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Coming V grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Coming V throws a series of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Coming V attacks with a series of heavy blows to the face.
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-Coming V lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coming V smacks Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 fires a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Coming V with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Coming V attempts a pair of right blows to the face, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Coming V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doom is Coming V landed 12 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 100-90


Coming V looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 is slowing down. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 11

Coming V is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 3 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 3 fires a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Coming V retreats to the far corner.
-Coming V probes with a pair of hooks to the temple, but Dorkness 3 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Coming V with a pair of solid punches to the stomach. Coming V laughs!
Dorkness 3 lands a cruel right uppercut and Coming V's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coming V can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!