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(Super-Flyweight) regional belts mean something to me defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, September 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is regional belts mean something to me!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)

Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Regional throws a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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+Regional tosses a series of quick punches to the nose!
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+Dorkness 2 strikes with a series of vicious shots to the chest.
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-Regional lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Regional narrowly avoids it
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-Regional probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a straight right to the stomach, but Regional ties him up.
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+Regional throws a series of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 2 stuns Regional with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 24 punches, and regional belts mean something to me landed 20 of 35 punches.

regional belts mean something to me won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Regional doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Regional pummels Dorkness 2 with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Regional fires a powerful left to the stomach. Dorkness 2 covers up.
+Dorkness 2 punches Regional with a series of furious shots to the chest.
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-Regional lunges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 ties him up.
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+Regional lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 covers up.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Regional leaps aside.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a series of wild punches to the stomach. Regional beats a hasty retreat.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Regional scores with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Regional connects with a solid jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 24 punches, and regional belts mean something to me landed 22 of 32 punches.

regional belts mean something to me won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Regional doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Regional attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Regional quickly backs away.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Regional strikes with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Regional wallops Dorkness 2 with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach!
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 2 charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 2 jolts Regional with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Regional beats a hasty retreat.
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+Regional hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Regional clocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 24 punches, and regional belts mean something to me landed 19 of 34 punches.

regional belts mean something to me won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Regional doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Regional is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of left hooks to the ribs, but misses.
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+Regional rocks Dorkness 2 with a hard cross to the nose.
-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of roundhouses to the ribs, but Regional steps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Regional covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 2 strikes with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of left crosses to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 40 punches, and regional belts mean something to me landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Regional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Regional hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Regional ducks just in time.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Regional lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
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+Regional hits with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a strong uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Regional with a pair of wild blows to the stomach.
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+Regional nails Dorkness 2 with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 35 punches, and regional belts mean something to me landed 19 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

regional belts mean something to me is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Regional grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 2 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Regional is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Regional throws a hard jab to the nose. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but Regional beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Regional deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Regional with a series of roundhouses to the ribs!!
+Dorkness 2 thumps Regional with a wild left to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Regional ties him up.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of left hooks to the solar plexus, but Regional leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 43 punches, and regional belts mean something to me landed 8 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Regional is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 2 charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Regional with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 stuns Regional with a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach!!
+Regional backs up Dorkness 2 with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a cross to the stomach, but Regional ties him up.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Regional pummels Dorkness 2 with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a series of shots to the chest, but Regional steps aside.
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Regional tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 throws a left hook to the solar plexus, but Regional deftly avoits it.
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-Regional throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Regional annoys Dorkness 2 with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 30 punches, and regional belts mean something to me landed 18 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Regional is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 2 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Regional is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Regional tosses a series of punches to the eye.
Regional lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 pounds Regional with a head butt! The audience is howling!
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+Regional belts Dorkness 2 with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Dorkness 2 laughs!
+Regional clocks Dorkness 2 with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Regional with a series of hooks to the jaw. Regional asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Regional fires a flurry of shots to the jaw. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of punches to the face, but Regional hides behind his gloves.
+Regional attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Regional jars Dorkness 2 with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth!!
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+Regional lands a pair of hard punches to the eye.
Regional lands a thundering left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
regional belts mean something to me wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Regional looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 2: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 3: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 2: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 3: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 2: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 3: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: regional belts mean something to me 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

regional belts mean something to me wins by a knockout!