Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\996317.htm on local disk...(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Duke of Dorkdom X by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Monday, September 28, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom X!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkdom X scores with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Dorkdom X with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 tosses Dorkdom X with an elbow! This is unbelievable!
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom X hits with a volley of commanding shots to the mouth.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Dorkdom X with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a right to the chin.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X throws a barrage of blows to the head, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 26 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 11 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkdom X doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X tattoos Dorkness 1 with a hook to the stomach.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Dorkdom X with a volley of wild blows to the stomach.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 16 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 9 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkdom X doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X slams Dorkness 1 with a flurry of solid shots to the ribs.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Dorkdom X with a heavy roundhouse to the ribs. Dorkdom X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 8 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom X doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 drills Dorkdom X with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Dorkdom X with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus! Dorkdom X grimaces in pain.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X paws a hook to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom X stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Dorkdom X with a volley of nice blows to the stomach!!
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-Dorkdom X attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkdom X fires a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 9 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkdom X paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a jab to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom X deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 1 pummels Dorkdom X with a series of painful shots to the stomach!
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X throws a series of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
+Dorkdom X lands a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 9 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a glancing uppercut to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Dorkdom X with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom X tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkdom X hits with a pair of blows to the chest. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom X launches a barrage of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 23 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkdom X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom X fires a right hook to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dorkdom X attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Dorkdom X with a commanding hook to the ribs. Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X lands a barrage of painful punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom X ties him up.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Dorkdom X with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkdom X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Dorkdom X backs out of it.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 pops Dorkdom X with a flurry of wild blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X launches a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Dorkdom X with a nasty roundhouse to the ribs!
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+Dorkdom X lands a series of shots to the face.
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+Dorkdom X hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 10 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkdom X is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs!
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a loud uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom X launches a series of shots to the face, but to no avail.
-Dorkdom X throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X tosses a barrage of heavy shots to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom X paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 11 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 90-81
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkdom X is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Dorkdom X throws a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom X nails Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chin!!
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Dorkdom X with a wild uppercut to the chest.
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-Dorkdom X fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Dorkdom X throws a series of nice shots to the mouth! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a right to the solar plexus. Dorkdom X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Dorkdom X with a volley of stiff blows to the chest! Dorkdom X falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkdom X throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom X landed 9 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 100-90
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkdom X is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom X is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs!! Dorkdom X doesn't notice.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific blow to the head and Dorkdom X bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkdom X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom X probes with a volley of left roundhouses to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X rocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of commanding hooks to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Dorkdom X with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Dorkdom X with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom X tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Dorkdom X with a loud hook to the ribs. Dorkdom X asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding left haymaker and Dorkdom X's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Dorkdom X can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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