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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\996021.htm on local disk...(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Day after discharge by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Monday, September 21, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Day after discharge!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Discharge punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the jaw!
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Discharge hides behind his gloves.
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+Discharge jolts Dorkness 1 with a wild left to the nose!! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Discharge with a jab to the ribs.
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-Discharge lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Discharge hurts Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious punches to the face. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Discharge hits with a strong sweeping right to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Day after discharge landed 24 of 31 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Discharge doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Discharge slams Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Discharge strikes with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Discharge whacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Discharge deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Discharge with a volley of stiff shots to the chest. Discharge quickly recovers.
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+Discharge stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of mean shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a cross to the stomach, but Discharge narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Day after discharge landed 27 of 33 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Discharge doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Discharge thumps Dorkness 1 with a nasty uppercut to the chest.
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-Discharge probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Discharge hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Discharge shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Discharge steps aside.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Discharge quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Discharge ties him up.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Discharge with a powerful straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Discharge catches Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Discharge throws a volley of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Day after discharge landed 24 of 30 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Discharge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Discharge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of right roundhouses to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Discharge grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Discharge with a barrage of crosses to the jaw.
+Discharge lands a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of left crosses to the eye, but Discharge beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Discharge beats a hasty retreat.
+Discharge grazes Dorkness 1 with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of crosses to the chin. Discharge sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 1 lands a quick haymaker and Discharge falls senseless!!
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Discharge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Discharge with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a right roundhouse to the eye, but Discharge covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of left hooks to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 37 punches, and Day after discharge landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Day after discharge is winning the fight 38-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Discharge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Discharge deftly avoits it.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge fires a pair of stiff shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Discharge ducks just in time.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Discharge with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Discharge attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach. Discharge asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Discharge tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the chest! Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Discharge steps aside.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Discharge throws a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 1 catches Discharge with a hook to the chest. Discharge backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 38 punches, and Day after discharge landed 30 of 44 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 48-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Discharge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but Discharge leaps aside.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Discharge with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Discharge ignores it.
+Discharge lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+Discharge staggers Dorkness 1 with a cross to the ribs.
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-Discharge tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Discharge ducks just in time.
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+Discharge hits with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a left straight right to the chest, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Discharge hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Discharge with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 42 punches, and Day after discharge landed 19 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 57-56
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Discharge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Discharge takes it in the forearms.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge catches Dorkness 1 with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Discharge tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Discharge catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of vicious punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Discharge stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Discharge blocks.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Discharge with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Discharge with a pair of nice blows to the ribs.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Discharge jolts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of painful shots to the solar plexus! Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 39 punches, and Day after discharge landed 26 of 41 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 67-65
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Discharge is obviously tired. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 probes with a right uppercut to the ribs, but Discharge ducks.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Discharge lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Discharge hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Discharge suprises Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of punches to the chest. Discharge doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Discharge ties him up.
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+Discharge jars Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a straight right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Discharge tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Discharge wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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-Discharge attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Discharge falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 38 punches, and Day after discharge landed 20 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 76-75
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Discharge is obviously tired. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Discharge wallops Dorkness 1 with a right to the nose. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Discharge annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chin!!
+Discharge lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Discharge with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach!
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+Discharge hits with a painful sweeping right to the temple. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Discharge suprises Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the eye!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Discharge beats a hasty retreat.
+Discharge throws a volley of wild punches to the head.
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+Discharge throws a glancing straight right to the jaw. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Discharge asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a uppercut to the chest. Discharge quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Discharge drills Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 41 punches, and Day after discharge landed 33 of 33 punches.
Day after discharge won the round 10-9
Day after discharge is winning the fight 86-84
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Discharge is slowing down. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
Discharge is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of off balance shots to the mouth!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a hook to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Discharge ducks.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a glancing right to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Discharge with a hook to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering right uppercut and Discharge hurtles to the canvas!!
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Discharge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Discharge hits with a volley of punches to the eye!! Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Discharge whacks Dorkness 1 with a solid jab to the mouth.
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+Discharge smacks Dorkness 1 with a powerful jab to the jaw. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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+Discharge backs up Dorkness 1 with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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+Discharge punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of shots to the face, but Discharge escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Discharge with a series of commanding blows to the chin!
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating hook and Discharge falls senseless!!
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Discharge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a solid hook to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Discharge escapes.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Discharge tosses a series of punches to the chin.
+Discharge throws a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Discharge hides behind his gloves.
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+Discharge staggers Dorkness 1 with a series of light blows to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 annoys Discharge with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
+Discharge pokes Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Discharge looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye.
The doctor won't let Day after discharge continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 5: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Day after discharge 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 5: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 2: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 3: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 5: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Day after discharge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!
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