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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 8 defeated Andre "Thunder" Thornton by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Monday, September 21, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Andre "Thunder" Thornton!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thunder lands a uppercut to the face.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 tosses a volley of solid punches to the eye. Thunder grimaces in pain.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 8 pummels Thunder with a pair of shots to the face. Thunder grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Thunder attempts a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Dorkness 8 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thunder lands a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Thunder thumps Dorkness 8 with a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 8 takes charge with Thunder with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 throws a pair of shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 8 wallops Thunder with a volley of punches to the temple.
Dorkness 8 lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and Thunder's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Thunder struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 14 of 22 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 15 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!

Thunder doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thunder nails Dorkness 8 with a volley of blows to the chest.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 pounds Thunder with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
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+Thunder hits with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 throws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 7 of 16 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 12 of 24 punches.

Andre "Thunder" Thornton won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 19-18


Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!

Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thunder fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 8 fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 8 solidly lands a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thunder charges with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 8 stays away from it.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 12 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 29-27


Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 smacks Thunder with a stiff straight right to the ribs.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder lashes out with a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
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-Thunder tries to land a volley of left blows to the chest, but Dorkness 8 takes it in the forearms.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thunder lashes out with a left hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 8 charges with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Thunder deftly avoits it.
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+Thunder whacks Dorkness 8 with a pair of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 12 of 22 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 39-36


Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thunder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thunder connects with a volley of shots to the stomach. Dorkness 8 doesn't seem bothered.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder punches Dorkness 8 with a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 8 paws a volley of blows to the chest, but Thunder stays away from it.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thunder tries to land a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 8 hides behind his gloves.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thunder lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 8 paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Thunder takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 11 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 49-45


Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thunder is obviously tired. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Thunder attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 8 connects with a volley of vicious shots to the chest.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder takes charge with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thunder pokes Dorkness 8 with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
-Thunder throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 8 narrowly avoids it
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hurts Thunder with a cross to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 8 probes with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Thunder backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 8 tries to land a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Thunder blocks.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 10 of 26 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 10 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 59-54


Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thunder is obviously tired. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder annoys Dorkness 8 with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 8 takes charge with a roundhouse to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 8 attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Thunder probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 8 escapes.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder tosses a flurry of off balance blows to the chest.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 wallops Thunder with a straight right to the stomach!!
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-Thunder charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 14 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 69-63


Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thunder is slowing down. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 attacks with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Thunder narrowly avoids it
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+Thunder annoys Dorkness 8 with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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+Thunder tags Dorkness 8 with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 8 pounds Thunder with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
-Thunder attempts a series of shots to the chin, but Dorkness 8 takes it in the forearms.
-Thunder throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thunder tries to land a pair of right shots to the face, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder punches Dorkness 8 with a series of light shots to the eye. Dorkness 8 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 thumps Thunder with a strong uppercut to the ribs. Thunder laughs!
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 14 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 79-72


Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Thunder looks exhausted. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 8 rocks Thunder with a hook to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 8 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Thunder paws a uppercut to the nose, but falls short.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thunder tags Dorkness 8 with a volley of quick shots to the jaw!
+Dorkness 8 throws a flurry of commanding blows to the chest! Thunder doesn't seem bothered.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Thunder pops Dorkness 8 with a series of stinging blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 12 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 89-81


Dorkness 8 is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Thunder receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Thunder connects with a pair of blows to the face.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 8 charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Thunder deftly avoits it.
-Thunder probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Dorkness 8 deftly avoits it.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a volley of light blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 8 lashes out with a barrage of loud blows to the chest!
-Dorkness 8 launches a left to the stomach, but to no avail.
Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thunder tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Thunder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 8 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Andre "Thunder" Thornton landed 9 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 99-90


Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Thunder can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thunder is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Dorkness 8 fires a cross to the ribs. Dorkness 8 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Thunder seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Thunder can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-8
Round 2: Andre "Thunder" Thornton 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-8
Round 2: Andre "Thunder" Thornton 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-8
Round 2: Andre "Thunder" Thornton 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 7: Andre "Thunder" Thornton 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a technical knockout!