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(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated J Machine W by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, September 16, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is J Machine W!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Machine W tags Dorkness 11 with a series of painful punches to the face!! Dorkness 11 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 11 paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Machine W hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Machine W jolts Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the nose.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 fires a pair of light blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 11 lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W pokes Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 11 grimaces in pain.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits Machine W with a flurry of powerful shots to the chest!
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+Machine W throws a pair of punches to the temple!
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+Machine W tosses a series of nice punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 13 of 24 punches, and J Machine W landed 29 of 29 punches.

J Machine W won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Machine W doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 11 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Machine W annoys Dorkness 11 with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Machine W punches Dorkness 11 with a series of nice punches to the stomach!
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W staggers Dorkness 11 with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Machine W ducks.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a roundhouse to the chest. Machine W shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 11 smacks Machine W with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Machine W backpedals to his own corner.
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+Machine W rocks Dorkness 11 with a roundhouse to the chest.
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+Machine W attacks with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Machine W scores with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 13 of 27 punches, and J Machine W landed 29 of 32 punches.

J Machine W won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Machine W doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Machine W throws a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 11 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Machine W connects with a vicious jab to the chest.
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+Machine W fires a mean jab to the ribs.
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+Machine W annoys Dorkness 11 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 fires a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W throws a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 11 takes charge with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Machine W beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 14 of 23 punches, and J Machine W landed 29 of 33 punches.

J Machine W won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Machine W remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 11 shakes Machine W with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Machine W hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chin!!
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a right to the chest, but Machine W steps aside and laughs.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a left hook to the chest, but Machine W backs out of it.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 tosses a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 10 of 24 punches, and J Machine W landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Machine W remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 hits Machine W with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 scores with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 smacks Machine W with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest. Machine W hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Machine W drills Dorkness 11 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Machine W nails Dorkness 11 with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a series of mean blows to the stomach.
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+Machine W wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 11 lunges with a hook to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 11 lunges with a right roundhouse to the chest, but Machine W stays away from it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 11 tries to land a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Machine W blocks.
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+Machine W slams Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Machine W solidly lands a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 20 of 42 punches, and J Machine W landed 28 of 34 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

J Machine W is winning the fight 49-47


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Machine W grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Machine W jars Dorkness 11 with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 slams Machine W with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Machine W smashes Dorkness 11 with a uppercut to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 11 suprises Machine W with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus!! Machine W doesn't notice.
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+Machine W hits with a pair of shots to the chin.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Machine W takes it in the forearms.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W hurts Dorkness 11 with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Machine W attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Machine W tosses a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Machine W strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the head. Dorkness 11 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a hook to the solar plexus. Machine W sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Machine W shakes Dorkness 11 with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 11 punches Machine W with a series of hard blows to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 21 of 38 punches, and J Machine W landed 40 of 49 punches.

J Machine W won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 59-56


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Machine W grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 11 fires a strong hook to the stomach.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 charges with a pair of shots to the chest, but Machine W escapes.
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+Machine W clocks Dorkness 11 with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs. Dorkness 11 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 11 launches a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Machine W hides behind his gloves.
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+Machine W pokes Dorkness 11 with a jab to the ribs. Dorkness 11 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a pair of stinging punches to the chest!
+Machine W fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Machine W tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 11 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W connects with a pair of solid punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 20 of 41 punches, and J Machine W landed 24 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 68-66


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Machine W is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W clocks Dorkness 11 with a series of vicious shots to the head.
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+Machine W hits with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W fires a barrage of stiff punches to the face!
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+Machine W fires a volley of punches to the nose.
+Machine W lands a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Machine W fires a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Machine W throws a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 11 attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Machine W ducks.
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+Dorkness 11 tosses a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 lands a nice straight right to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 shakes Machine W with a pair of furious shots to the chest.
-Machine W attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 deftly avoits it.
+Machine W hits Dorkness 11 with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Machine W stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 21 of 44 punches, and J Machine W landed 43 of 44 punches.

J Machine W won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 78-75


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Machine W is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 11 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 11 tosses a volley of strong punches to the jaw. Machine W doesn't seem bothered.
+Machine W thumps Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Machine W with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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+Machine W throws a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 11 probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but Machine W leaps aside.
+Machine W pops Dorkness 11 with a series of solid punches to the nose.
+Machine W smashes Dorkness 11 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 11 retreats to the far corner.
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+Machine W staggers Dorkness 11 with a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Machine W stays away from it.
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+Machine W stuns Dorkness 11 with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
-Dorkness 11 fires a right uppercut to the eye, but Machine W leaps aside.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine W solidly lands a series of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a stinging roundhouse to the face.
+Dorkness 11 tattoos Machine W with a pair of strong shots to the mouth.
+Machine W pummels Dorkness 11 with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Dorkness 11 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Machine W pounds Dorkness 11 with a series of punches to the head. Dorkness 11 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 11 attacks with a series of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 21 of 39 punches, and J Machine W landed 51 of 52 punches.

J Machine W won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 88-84


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Machine W is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 11 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Machine W is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 11 jolts Machine W with a volley of punches to the nose.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machine W attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
+Machine W hurts Dorkness 11 with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 11 fires a pair of blows to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 11 strikes with a barrage of hard shots to the eye.
Dorkness 11 lands a terrific right cross to the jaw and Machine W hurtles to the canvas!!

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Machine W struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 11 probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Machine W steps aside and laughs.
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+Machine W solidly lands a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+Machine W jolts Dorkness 11 with a series of solid punches to the temple!
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+Dorkness 11 hits Machine W with a flurry of painful punches to the temple. Machine W hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 11 annoys Machine W with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Machine W hammers Dorkness 11 with a painful jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 11 attacks with a series of mean blows to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 27 of 39 punches, and J Machine W landed 18 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-8

J Machine W is winning the fight 96-94


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Machine W is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 11 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Machine W lands a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Machine W staggers Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 nails Machine W with a barrage of nice blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 smashes Machine W with a series of stinging blows to the ribs!
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 lands a left to the chest.
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+Machine W solidly lands a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
+Machine W whacks Dorkness 11 with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Machine W hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Machine W tags Dorkness 11 with a volley of vicious blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 20 of 33 punches, and J Machine W landed 35 of 49 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

J Machine W is winning the fight 105-104


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Machine W looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 11 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Machine W is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 11 hits with a flurry of blows to the temple. Machine W gets mad!
-Machine W throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 11 tattoos Machine W with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Machine W rocks Dorkness 11 with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Machine W escapes.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 hits Machine W with a series of punches to the head. Machine W is hurt!
+Machine W nails Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Machine W fires a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Machine W wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the chin! Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 11 tries a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Machine W ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 11 connects with a series of commanding blows to the jaw. Machine W covers up.
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+Dorkness 11 tags Machine W with a volley of wild punches to the face.
+Dorkness 11 attacks with a barrage of furious blows to the mouth.
Dorkness 11 lands a brutal right cross to the jaw and Machine W collapses!!

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Machine W struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a pair of blows to the jaw!!
Dorkness 11 lands a thundering left punch in the nose and Machine W falls senseless!!

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Machine W struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Machine W lands a series of punches to the eye.
+Machine W hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
Machine W tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Machine W throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Machine W annoys Dorkness 11 with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkness 11 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 11 scores with a flurry of heavy shots to the temple.
Dorkness 11 lands a quick right blow to the temple and Machine W goes down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Machine W collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: J Machine W 10-9
Round 2: J Machine W 10-9
Round 3: J Machine W 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: J Machine W 10-9
Round 6: J Machine W 10-9
Round 7: J Machine W 10-9
Round 8: J Machine W 10-9
Round 9: J Machine W 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: J Machine W 10-9
Round 2: J Machine W 10-9
Round 3: J Machine W 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: J Machine W 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: J Machine W 10-9
Round 9: J Machine W 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: J Machine W 10-9
Round 2: J Machine W 10-9
Round 3: J Machine W 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: J Machine W 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: J Machine W 10-9
Round 9: J Machine W 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-8
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a knockout!