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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Big Little Guy by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, September 09, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Big Little Guy!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Big Little Guy takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
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+Big Little Guy tags Dorkness 5 with a series of wild shots to the nose. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 5 jars Big Little Guy with a flurry of shots to the head.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Big Little Guy smacks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy clocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Big Little Guy annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of painful blows to the face.
Big Little Guy lands a thundering left hook and Dorkness 5 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Big Little Guy pokes Dorkness 5 with a volley of glancing blows to the mouth.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion left cross to the jaw and Big Little Guy is knocked out of the ring!!

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Big Little Guy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of hard shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Big Little Guy with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Big Little Guy connects with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Big Little Guy with a pair of punches to the nose. Big Little Guy retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Big Little Guy is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Big Little Guy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 18 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Big Little Guy doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Big Little Guy probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy tosses a loud roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Big Little Guy catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a strong roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Big Little Guy probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 16 punches.

Big Little Guy won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Big Little Guy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy connects with a series of blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Big Little Guy jars Dorkness 5 with a series of furious punches to the chest!
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-Big Little Guy lunges with a uppercut to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of quick blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy thumps Dorkness 5 with a barrage of furious blows to the chest.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 clocks Big Little Guy with a hook to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 15 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 29-28


Big Little Guy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Big Little Guy takes charge with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy pounds Dorkness 5 with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Big Little Guy charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Big Little Guy with a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a right right to the solar plexus, but Big Little Guy steps aside.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 13 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37


Big Little Guy is obviously tired.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Little Guy launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Big Little Guy fires a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Big Little Guy paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 5 annoys Big Little Guy with a series of blows to the stomach.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Big Little Guy with a volley of blows to the chest. Big Little Guy laughs!
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy clocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Big Little Guy annoys Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Big Little Guy pokes Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Big Little Guy covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a series of punches to the chest, but Big Little Guy ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 16 of 36 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 49-46


Big Little Guy is slowing down.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a series of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Big Little Guy jars Dorkness 5 with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy fires a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy throws a flurry of off balance shots to the chest.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Big Little Guy with a barrage of shots to the chest. Big Little Guy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of shots to the chest. Big Little Guy falls against the ropes!
+Big Little Guy hammers Dorkness 5 with a series of strong punches to the chest.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 16 of 36 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 59-55


Big Little Guy looks exhausted.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy hurts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Big Little Guy with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest!!
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-Big Little Guy charges with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a wild sweeping right to the chest. Big Little Guy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a pair of powerful blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big Little Guy lashes out with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
-Big Little Guy attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy jars Dorkness 5 with a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
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-Big Little Guy attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 11 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 69-64


Big Little Guy receives medical attention from his trainer.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Big Little Guy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Big Little Guy hits with a volley of nasty shots to the eye.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a nice uppercut to the solar plexus. Big Little Guy doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Big Little Guy with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Big Little Guy covers up.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal right hook and Big Little Guy bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Big Little Guy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Big Little Guy with a series of shots to the stomach. Big Little Guy laughs!
+Big Little Guy hits Dorkness 5 with a quick hook to the eye. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy fires a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Big Little Guy with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Big Little Guy with a commanding straight right to the chest.
Dorkness 5 lands a crashing left uppercut and Big Little Guy bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Big Little Guy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy fires a barrage of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Big Little Guy with a hook to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 is raining blows! Big Little Guy's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Big Little Guy can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Big Little Guy 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Big Little Guy 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Big Little Guy 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a technical knockout!