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(Flyweight) Joe X defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, August 31, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Joe X!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Joe X throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Joe X tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Joe X tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Joe X annoys Dorkness 2 with a pair of wild blows to the chin!
Joe X tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Joe X stuns Dorkness 2 with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
+Joe X solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose.
Joe X lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 goes down!!

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He's Out!
Joe X wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Joe X looks exhausted. He has a fractured nose.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.





Joe X wins by a knockout!