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(Toughman) Bouncing Bernie Weinstein defeated Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli by unanimous decision: 38-37, 38-37, 38-37.

Match Saturday, August 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 730 pounds (331 kilograms) is Bouncing Bernie Weinstein!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 292 pounds (132 kilograms) is Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Weinstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Hit Like A Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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You Hit Like A Girl tries to attack, but Weinstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Weinstein paws a series of blows to the head, but You Hit Like A Girl hides behind his gloves.
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You Hit Like A Girl tries to attack, but Weinstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Weinstein charges with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but You Hit Like A Girl takes it in the forearms.
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-Weinstein charges with a series of blows to the head, but You Hit Like A Girl stays away from it.
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You Hit Like A Girl tries to attack, but Weinstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Hit Like A Girl lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+You Hit Like A Girl strikes with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+You Hit Like A Girl fires a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
+You Hit Like A Girl catches Weinstein with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+You Hit Like A Girl drills Weinstein with a series of off balance punches to the eye. Weinstein doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein landed 4 of 24 punches, and Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli landed 30 of 31 punches.

Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli won the round 10-9

Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli is winning the fight 10-9


Weinstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

You Hit Like A Girl doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Weinstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Hit Like A Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-You Hit Like A Girl paws a series of punches to the head, but Weinstein stays away from it.
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+Weinstein annoys You Hit Like A Girl with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+You Hit Like A Girl belts Weinstein with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Weinstein tries to land a right jab to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Weinstein attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+You Hit Like A Girl attacks with a straight right to the nose! Weinstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Weinstein lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
You Hit Like A Girl tries to attack, but Weinstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Hit Like A Girl tries to attack, but Weinstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Hit Like A Girl wallops Weinstein with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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You Hit Like A Girl tries to attack, but Weinstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Hit Like A Girl fires a barrage of quick shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein landed 5 of 23 punches, and Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli landed 25 of 32 punches.

Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli won the round 10-9

Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli is winning the fight 20-18


Weinstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

You Hit Like A Girl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Weinstein tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
You Hit Like A Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Weinstein attempts a flurry of left combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Weinstein attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but You Hit Like A Girl beats a hasty retreat.
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-Weinstein lashes out with a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but misses.
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+Weinstein takes charge with a series of nice punches to the temple. You Hit Like A Girl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+You Hit Like A Girl attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Weinstein attempts a right to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein landed 10 of 33 punches, and Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli landed 8 of 8 punches.

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein won the round 10-9

Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli is winning the fight 29-28


Weinstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

You Hit Like A Girl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Weinstein tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
You Hit Like A Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Weinstein throws a barrage of punches to the face, but You Hit Like A Girl takes it in the forearms.
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+Weinstein lands a pair of hard punches to the eye. You Hit Like A Girl sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Weinstein hits with a barrage of combinations to the mouth. You Hit Like A Girl quickly recovers.
Weinstein lands a lightning smash to the jaw and You Hit Like A Girl collapses!!

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You Hit Like A Girl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Weinstein throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+You Hit Like A Girl strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+You Hit Like A Girl wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
+Weinstein lands a series of glancing punches to the eye. You Hit Like A Girl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Weinstein attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but You Hit Like A Girl steps aside and laughs.
-Weinstein tries to land a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+You Hit Like A Girl punches Weinstein with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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+You Hit Like A Girl pokes Weinstein with a flurry of painful punches to the head. Weinstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+You Hit Like A Girl pummels Weinstein with a barrage of nasty combinations to the ribs. Weinstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein landed 12 of 33 punches, and Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli landed 31 of 31 punches.

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein won the round 10-8

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein is winning the fight 38-37


Weinstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

You Hit Like A Girl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli 10-9
Round 2: Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli 10-9
Round 3: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 10-9
Round 4: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 10-8

Total Score: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 38-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli 10-9
Round 2: Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli 10-9
Round 3: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 10-9
Round 4: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 10-8

Total Score: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 38-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli 10-9
Round 2: Bruno "You Hit Like a Girl" Spicoli 10-9
Round 3: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 10-9
Round 4: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 10-8

Total Score: Bouncing Bernie Weinstein 38-37

Bouncing Bernie Weinstein wins by decision!