Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\994168.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Boston Dynamite by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Wednesday, August 26, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Boston Dynamite!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dynamite hits with a flurry of strong blows to the face. Dorkness 11 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Dynamite with a flurry of stinging shots to the mouth.
Dorkness 11 lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Dynamite is knocked off his feet!!
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Dynamite struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 11 throws Dynamite with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite lands a flurry of heavy shots to the mouth.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 whacks Dynamite with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Dynamite wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
Dynamite lands a cruel punch in the nose and Dorkness 11 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 11 smashes Dynamite with a pair of furious blows to the face.
+Dynamite fires a roundhouse to the face.
+Dynamite thumps Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Dynamite lands a ferocious left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 11 goes down!!
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Dorkness 11 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a volley of commanding blows to the nose. Dynamite sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dynamite punches Dorkness 11 with a wild right to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 takes charge with a right to the jaw!!
Dorkness 11 lands a cruel right cross to the jaw and Dynamite is flattened!!
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Dynamite struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dynamite paws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dynamite grazes Dorkness 11 with a series of solid blows to the chin.
+Dorkness 11 tattoos Dynamite with a flurry of light blows to the temple. Dynamite grimaces in pain.
+Dynamite jars Dorkness 11 with a straight right to the temple. Dorkness 11 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 11 takes charge with a uppercut to the head.
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+Dorkness 11 pounds Dynamite with a volley of quick blows to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 23 of 24 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 18 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!
Dynamite doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamite connects with a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus.
+Dynamite lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus. Dynamite sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 suprises Dynamite with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 15 of 16 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 14 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dynamite remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamite probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 11 stays away from it.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite attacks with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 jars Dynamite with a flurry of strong blows to the ribs.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite pops Dorkness 11 with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamite fires a pair of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 rocks Dynamite with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 23 of 23 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 16 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dynamite grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 throws a quick left to the stomach.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite tags Dorkness 11 with a quick uppercut to the ribs.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamite hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 11 annoys Dynamite with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs. Dynamite backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 21 of 25 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 13 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dynamite is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite punches Dorkness 11 with a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 hits with a volley of hard blows to the ribs.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite pummels Dorkness 11 with a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 pops Dynamite with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 11 tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dynamite doesn't seem bothered.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamite charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 steps aside.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamite hits Dorkness 11 with a flurry of light shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 23 of 24 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 17 of 36 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired.
Dynamite is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dynamite launches a series of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 thumps Dynamite with a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 11 tattoos Dynamite with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamite fires a series of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dynamite punches Dorkness 11 with a volley of shots to the stomach.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite staggers Dorkness 11 with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 11 backpedals to his own corner.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 suprises Dynamite with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamite clocks Dorkness 11 with a series of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 24 of 25 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 17 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired.
Dynamite is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamite suprises Dorkness 11 with a straight right to the stomach.
-Dynamite lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 11 smashes Dynamite with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 11 pops Dynamite with a flurry of commanding shots to the stomach. Dynamite doesn't notice.
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+Dynamite backs up Dorkness 11 with a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 11 pokes Dynamite with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamite throws a right cross to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Dynamite with a heavy hook to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 22 of 25 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 15 of 28 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkness 11 is slowing down.
Dynamite looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of blows to the chest.
Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamite attempts a flurry of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 11 takes charge with a solid uppercut to the chest.
+Dorkness 11 wallops Dynamite with a series of solid blows to the stomach.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 stuns Dynamite with a flurry of loud shots to the ribs.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamite pummels Dorkness 11 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dynamite probes with a pair of right shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Dynamite fires a hard hook to the nose.
+Dorkness 11 wakes up the fans with a series of glancing punches to the chest. Dynamite doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 11 landed 24 of 24 punches, and Boston Dynamite landed 13 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkness 11 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dynamite receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamite grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamite tries a barrage of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 11 wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the chest.
+Dynamite fires a volley of painful shots to the face.
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-Dynamite lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 11 backs up Dynamite with a uppercut to the ribs.
Dorkness 11 lands a quick haymaker and Dynamite drops like a stone!!
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Dynamite struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 punches Dynamite with a series of glancing shots to the stomach.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamite solidly lands a volley of blows to the mouth.
+Dorkness 11 pops Dynamite with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs. Dynamite seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 11 hits with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Dynamite hits with a volley of blows to the temple.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 11 tries to attack, but Dynamite hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamite tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamite launches a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
+Dorkness 11 nails Dynamite with a pair of shots to the chest. Dorkness 11 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Dynamite is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 11 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dynamite can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a technical knockout!
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