Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\994158.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Man Man by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, August 26, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Man Man!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Man Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 tags Man Man with a volley of commanding shots to the temple.
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+Man Man whacks Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Man Man with a pair of punches to the temple!!
Man Man tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Man Man with a pair of shots to the nose. Man Man seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the temple. Man Man is hurt!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Man Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 clocks Man Man with a volley of blows to the jaw.
+Man Man strikes with a strong uppercut to the mouth!!
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Man Man with a cross to the face.
Dorkness 4 lands a quick uppercut and Man Man is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Man Man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Man Man wakes up the fans with a pair of light blows to the nose.
Man Man tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 pokes Man Man with a flurry of wild blows to the temple.
Dorkness 4 lands a crashing haymaker and Man Man is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Man Man doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!
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