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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Slick Willy X by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, August 19, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Slick Willy X!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Willy X launches a flurry of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Willy X lands a barrage of quick shots to the nose.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of hard blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Willy X hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X annoys Dorkness 4 with a volley of stinging shots to the jaw. Dorkness 4 doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 17 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 15 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Willy X doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Willy X hits Dorkness 4 with a painful left to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Willy X scores with a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs! Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Willy X with a volley of commanding punches to the chest!! Willy X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X strikes with a vicious straight right to the stomach.
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-Willy X lashes out with a left hook to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 16 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 15 punches.

Slick Willy X won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Willy X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a left roundhouse to the chest, but misses.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X strikes with a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
+Willy X hits Dorkness 4 with a uppercut to the chest.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a powerful straight right to the ribs. Willy X grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Willy X with a volley of wild shots to the ribs.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 17 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Willy X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Willy X quickly backs away.
+Willy X slams Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 annoys Willy X with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Willy X hits with a wild uppercut to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 15 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 39-37


Willy X is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X throws a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
+Willy X hits with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Willy X steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Willy X lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 steps aside and laughs.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Willy X lunges with a left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 stuns Willy X with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of stiff blows to the chest! Willy X quickly recovers.
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+Willy X annoys Dorkness 4 with a series of light blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 shakes Willy X with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Willy X leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 18 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Slick Willy X won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 48-47


Willy X is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Willy X tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X tags Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the chest. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Willy X suprises Dorkness 4 with a series of light punches to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 4 jars Willy X with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of loud blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Willy X ducks.
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-Willy X throws a left to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 escapes.
+Willy X belts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Willy X hits with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 17 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 23 punches.

Slick Willy X won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Willy X is slowing down.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Willy X fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Willy X lashes out with a pair of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 4 lands a flurry of glancing blows to the chest. Willy X doesn't seem bothered.
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-Willy X attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X connects with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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+Willy X hurts Dorkness 4 with a pair of solid shots to the ribs. Dorkness 4 laughs!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Willy X lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 19 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 67-66


Willy X looks exhausted.

Dorkness 4 is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Willy X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 backs up Willy X with a hard hook to the solar plexus!!
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X tags Dorkness 4 with a pair of shots to the eye.
+Dorkness 4 pops Willy X with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs!
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+Willy X stuns Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the face!
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X hits Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Willy X hits Dorkness 4 with a hook to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 17 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 77-75


Willy X looks exhausted.

Dorkness 4 is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Willy X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Willy X smacks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Willy X with a uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Willy X with a volley of punches to the ribs. Willy X retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Willy X throws a volley of right shots to the face, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.

Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Willy X hammers Dorkness 4 with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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Willy X tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 4 tattoos Willy X with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Willy X paws a pair of right shots to the eye, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Willy X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slick Willy X landed 12 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 87-84


Willy X receives medical attention from his trainer.

Dorkness 4 is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Willy X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 jars Willy X with a light cross to the chest. Dorkness 4 is raining blows! Willy X can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Willy X can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 4 is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 2: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 6: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 2: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 6: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 2: Slick Willy X 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!