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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Big Little Guy by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, August 12, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Big Little Guy!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy clocks Dorkness 4 with a glancing roundhouse to the mouth. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
Big Little Guy lands a slow motion left haymaker and Dorkness 4 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 belts Big Little Guy with a quick roundhouse to the nose.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 tags Big Little Guy with a volley of blows to the nose.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy clocks Dorkness 4 with a series of off balance punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Big Little Guy punches Dorkness 4 with a hard roundhouse to the mouth.
-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 4 smacks Big Little Guy with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy hits with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Big Little Guy throws a volley of loud shots to the eye.
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-Big Little Guy attacks with a series of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a pair of hard shots to the jaw. Big Little Guy doesn't seem bothered.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Big Little Guy with a nasty hook to the head.
+Dorkness 4 connects with a pair of shots to the face.
Dorkness 4 lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Big Little Guy's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Big Little Guy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a volley of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Big Little Guy with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye. Big Little Guy quickly recovers.
Dorkness 4 lands a cruel right hook and Big Little Guy is flattened!!

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Big Little Guy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Big Little Guy doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Little Guy pokes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of powerful shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a uppercut to the ribs, but Big Little Guy covers himself well.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Big Little Guy shakes his head to clear it.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Big Little Guy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 punches Big Little Guy with a barrage of strong blows to the chest!
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy nails Dorkness 4 with a flurry of nice shots to the chest.
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-Big Little Guy lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of off balance blows to the ribs.
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-Big Little Guy probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 tags Big Little Guy with a series of wild blows to the stomach.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 12 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Big Little Guy is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Big Little Guy attempts a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Big Little Guy pokes Dorkness 4 with a glancing right to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Little Guy attacks with a series of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Big Little Guy with a series of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 whacks Big Little Guy with a volley of heavy blows to the stomach!! Big Little Guy ignores it.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 10 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36


Big Little Guy looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Big Little Guy scores with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 tosses a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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-Big Little Guy probes with a left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy strikes with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Big Little Guy with a series of solid blows to the chest!
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Little Guy attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 whacks Big Little Guy with a volley of shots to the stomach! Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 8 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45


Big Little Guy collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Big Little Guy with a volley of punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a resounding haymaker and Big Little Guy goes over backwards!!

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Big Little Guy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big Little Guy drills Dorkness 4 with a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
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-Big Little Guy charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 ties him up.
+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Big Little Guy shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 belts Big Little Guy with a volley of wild shots to the chest.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Little Guy tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 4 deftly avoits it.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy throws a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Big Little Guy with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Little Guy lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Little Guy landed 5 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 60-53


Big Little Guy can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Big Little Guy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Big Little Guy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Little Guy solidly lands a pair of strong blows to the ribs! Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Big Little Guy with a series of shots to the stomach. Big Little Guy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 4 strikes with a solid hook to the stomach.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of powerful punches to the chest. Big Little Guy ignores it.
Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big Little Guy tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 pounds Big Little Guy with a furious uppercut to the chest. Dorkness 4 is hammering relentlessly! Big Little Guy falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Big Little Guy can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!