Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\993179.htm on local disk...(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Slugzilla by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, August 10, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Slugzilla!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slugzilla clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Slugzilla with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty blow to the head and Slugzilla bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Slugzilla struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugzilla pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the eye! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a solid roundhouse to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Slugzilla's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Slugzilla grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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