Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\993040.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Uber Stretch defeated Laughing Jack by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Saturday, August 08, 2015In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 244 pounds (111 kilograms) is Uber Stretch!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is Laughing Jack!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Stretch moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.
+Laughing throws a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Stretch tattoos Laughing with a pair of loud punches to the face.
+Stretch tags Laughing with a nice jab to the temple!
+Stretch hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Stretch hurts Laughing with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Stretch fires a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Laughing shakes his head to clear it.
+Stretch attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Laughing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Stretch suprises Laughing with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!
-Laughing fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but Stretch ducks just in time.
-Laughing paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Stretch covers himself well.
+Laughing pokes Stretch with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Stretch pounds Laughing with a stinging cross to the solar plexus.
-Laughing attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Stretch ducks.
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+Stretch thumps Laughing with a glancing jab to the chin. Laughing grimaces in pain.
-Laughing throws a series of right punches to the face, but Stretch ties him up.
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+Stretch strikes with a volley of punches to the chest!
-Laughing paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Laughing launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but Stretch blocks.
+Stretch fires a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
-Laughing tries to land a series of left punches to the nose, but Stretch stays away from it.
+Stretch drills Laughing with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Laughing attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Stretch ducks.
+Stretch punches Laughing with a series of wild punches to the jaw! Laughing backpedals to his own corner.
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+Stretch tags Laughing with a pair of furious punches to the head. Laughing retreats to the far corner.
+Stretch scores with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Stretch rocks Laughing with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Laughing attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Laughing lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Laughing throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Stretch escapes.
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+Stretch hits with a series of heavy punches to the head.
-Laughing tries a barrage of shots to the head, but only hits air.
+Laughing punches Stretch with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Stretch drills Laughing with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 86 of 86 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 15 of 74 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 10-9
Stretch doesn't even want to rest!
Laughing doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Stretch moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Stretch backs up Laughing with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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-Laughing probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Stretch quickly backs away.
+Stretch whacks Laughing with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Stretch throws a barrage of combinations to the head.
-Laughing paws a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Laughing annoys Stretch with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Stretch clocks Laughing with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Stretch clocks Laughing with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Stretch lands a series of punches to the jaw. Laughing seems wobbly!
-Laughing throws a barrage of left combinations to the nose, but Stretch hides behind his gloves.
+Stretch shakes Laughing with a solid jab to the chin.
+Stretch throws a volley of nasty punches to the eye!!
+Stretch throws a series of powerful combinations to the face.
-Laughing throws a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Laughing fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but Stretch ducks.
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-Laughing attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Stretch backs out of it.
+Stretch stuns Laughing with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Stretch hits Laughing with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Laughing smashes Stretch with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
-Laughing probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Stretch stays away from it.
+Stretch strikes with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw! Laughing covers up.
+Stretch hammers Laughing with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Stretch jolts Laughing with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Laughing gets mad!
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-Laughing throws a jab to the head, but Stretch steps aside and laughs.
+Stretch hits with a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
+Stretch fires a barrage of loud punches to the eye. Laughing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Stretch jolts Laughing with a series of strong punches to the face.
+Stretch rocks Laughing with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Laughing doesn't seem bothered.
+Stretch fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stretch hits Laughing with a series of heavy punches to the jaw. Laughing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 80 of 80 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 8 of 46 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 20-18
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)
-Laughing tries a barrage of combinations to the face, but Stretch covers himself well.
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-Laughing throws a volley of feints to the chin, but to no avail.
-Laughing lashes out with a volley of combinations to the temple, but Stretch ties him up.
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+Stretch pops Laughing with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Laughing paws a left feint and then a cross to the chin, but Stretch ducks just in time.
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+Stretch catches Laughing with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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-Laughing throws a volley of combinations to the chin, but falls short.
-Laughing attempts a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Stretch ties him up.
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-Laughing lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but Stretch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stretch rocks Laughing with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Laughing attempts a pair of left feints to the eye, but Stretch blocks.
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+Stretch grazes Laughing with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
+Stretch clocks Laughing with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach. Laughing ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 29 of 29 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 2 of 34 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 30-27
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Laughing throws a flurry of combinations to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Laughing probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Laughing charges with a series of combinations to the nose, but falls short.
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-Laughing fires a series of right punches to the temple, but Stretch leaps aside.
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-Laughing throws a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but Stretch blocks.
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-Laughing attempts a roundhouse to the head, but Stretch beats a hasty retreat.
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-Laughing attempts a flurry of right combinations to the face, but Stretch backs out of it.
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-Laughing paws a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Stretch hits with a volley of loud punches to the stomach. Laughing laughs!
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-Laughing tries to land a volley of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Stretch pokes Laughing with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
-Laughing throws a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Laughing throws a flurry of combinations to the head, but Stretch ties him up.
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+Stretch fires a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Laughing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Stretch hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
-Laughing tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Stretch stuns Laughing with a pair of painful blows to the ribs. Laughing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Laughing probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Stretch deftly avoits it.
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+Stretch takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
-Laughing throws a series of left combinations to the jaw, but falls short.
+Stretch solidly lands a pair of painful punches to the chest.
-Laughing lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Laughing throws a right jab to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 32 of 36 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 3 of 76 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 40-36
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 5
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Stretch wallops Laughing with a volley of punches to the chest. Laughing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stretch hits Laughing with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Laughing tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Stretch steps aside and laughs.
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-Laughing launches a series of left punches to the temple, but Stretch stays away from it.
+Stretch tosses a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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+Stretch hits with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Laughing seems wobbly!
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-Laughing tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Stretch blocks.
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-Laughing probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Stretch pops Laughing with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Stretch wakes up the fans with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
-Laughing attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Stretch hides behind his gloves.
-Laughing attempts a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 33 of 33 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 1 of 31 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 50-45
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 6
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)
+Stretch lands a flurry of furious combinations to the ribs.
-Laughing attempts a right feint and then a jab to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Laughing attempts a feint and then a cross to the temple, but goes wide.
+Stretch rocks Laughing with a volley of nice shots to the chest!
-Laughing lashes out with a feint and then a jab to the face, but Stretch hides behind his gloves.
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+Stretch pokes Laughing with a flurry of feints to the ribs!
-Laughing attempts a series of right shots to the jaw, but misses.
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+Stretch belts Laughing with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
-Laughing probes with a barrage of left feints to the eye, but Stretch hides behind his gloves.
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-Laughing probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Stretch steps aside and laughs.
-Laughing attacks with a pair of left shots to the nose, but misses.
-Laughing attempts a flurry of combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Laughing lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Stretch beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughing hits with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
-Laughing probes with a barrage of right feints to the mouth, but Stretch backs out of it.
-Laughing probes with a left jab to the face, but he's too slow.
-Laughing attacks with a pair of shots to the temple, but Stretch steps aside.
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+Stretch hammers Laughing with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Laughing tries to land a barrage of left feints to the temple, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
-Laughing throws a barrage of feints to the nose, but Stretch takes it in the forearms.
-Laughing throws a series of right blows to the nose, but Stretch hides behind his gloves.
-Laughing tries a pair of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Stretch fires a barrage of vicious blows to the chest.
+Stretch throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Laughing lashes out with a flurry of left feints to the face, but Stretch deftly avoits it.
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-Laughing fires a volley of shots to the face, but Stretch leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 29 of 29 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 5 of 68 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 60-54
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 7
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Laughing fires a volley of left combinations to the temple, but Stretch hides behind his gloves.
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-Laughing throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Laughing tries a right to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Laughing lashes out with a volley of combinations to the eye, but goes wide.
+Stretch shakes Laughing with a pair of punches to the head.
-Laughing tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Stretch blocks.
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+Stretch hits with a volley of punches to the mouth. Laughing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Laughing probes with a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but Stretch ties him up.
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+Stretch fires a volley of combinations to the face!
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-Laughing attempts a pair of left combinations to the face, but misses.
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-Laughing lashes out with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Stretch covers himself well.
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+Stretch lands a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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-Laughing attempts a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Stretch punches Laughing with a volley of commanding shots to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 32 of 32 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 2 of 55 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 70-63
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 8
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Stretch solidly lands a pair of nasty punches to the face.
-Laughing throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Stretch solidly lands a uppercut to the nose.
-Laughing throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Stretch solidly lands a flurry of punches to the temple. Laughing covers up.
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-Laughing lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Laughing lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Stretch blocks.
-Laughing fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but Stretch ducks just in time.
-Laughing tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Stretch ducks.
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+Stretch tattoos Laughing with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Laughing ignores it.
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-Laughing fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Stretch grazes Laughing with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Laughing charges with a series of right punches to the head, but Stretch covers himself well.
-Laughing paws a pair of punches to the head, but Stretch covers himself well.
-Laughing lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Stretch stays away from it.
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-Laughing tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Stretch ties him up.
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-Laughing paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but Stretch backs out of it.
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+Stretch connects with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 31 of 34 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 3 of 74 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 80-72
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 9
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
+Stretch smashes Laughing with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Laughing probes with a flurry of feints to the chin, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
-Laughing throws a volley of feints to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Stretch connects with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Laughing launches a combination to the temple, but Stretch blocks.
-Laughing throws a right left to the chin, but Stretch deftly avoits it.
-Laughing lashes out with a straight right to the mouth, but Stretch leaps aside.
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-Laughing probes with a feint and then a cross to the chin, but Stretch deftly avoits it.
-Laughing paws a right feint and then a cross to the mouth, but Stretch covers himself well.
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-Laughing attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but he's too slow.
-Laughing lunges with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Stretch deftly avoits it.
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+Stretch fires a series of combinations to the head. Laughing quickly recovers.
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-Laughing paws a combination to the chin, but Stretch ducks.
-Laughing probes with a right counter-punch to the temple, but Stretch blocks.
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+Stretch lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Laughing throws a pair of feints to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Laughing throws a barrage of feints to the face, but Stretch backs out of it.
-Laughing attempts a right jab to the temple, but Stretch ducks.
+Stretch hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Stretch catches Laughing with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Laughing throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uber Stretch landed 33 of 33 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 5 of 85 punches.
Uber Stretch won the round 10-9
Uber Stretch is winning the fight 90-81
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 10
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.
-Laughing lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Stretch hides behind his gloves.
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-Laughing probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Laughing throws a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Stretch fires a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Laughing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stretch annoys Laughing with a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Stretch hurts Laughing with a volley of mean punches to the head.
Stretch lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Laughing's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Laughing attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Stretch beats a hasty retreat.
-Laughing attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Stretch quickly backs away.
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-Laughing launches a series of punches to the jaw, but Stretch backs out of it.
+Stretch thumps Laughing with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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-Laughing probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Stretch steps aside.
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+Stretch grazes Laughing with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
-Laughing probes with a cross to the nose, but Stretch quickly backs away.
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-Laughing lashes out with a right jab to the nose, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
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+Stretch tosses a pair of light punches to the temple.
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+Stretch solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the face. Laughing retreats to the far corner.
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+Laughing connects with a barrage of mean shots to the chin. Stretch gets mad!
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BELL
Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Laughing collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.
The doctor won't let Laughing Jack continue the fight! Uber Stretch wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 2: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 3: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 4: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 5: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 6: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 7: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 8: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 9: Uber Stretch 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 2: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 3: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 4: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 5: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 6: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 7: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 8: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 9: Uber Stretch 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 2: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 3: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 4: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 5: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 6: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 7: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 8: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 9: Uber Stretch 10-9
Uber Stretch wins by a technical knockout!
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