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(Light-Heavyweight) Kumar Onyango defeated Thaarkalack The Imposter by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Friday, August 07, 2015

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 169 pounds (77 kilograms) is Kumar Onyango!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Thaarkalack The Imposter!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack feints and fakes. (feinting)

+Onyango pummels Thaarkalack with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a flurry of left feints to the nose, but Onyango quickly backs away.
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-Thaarkalack lunges with a pair of left combinations to the head, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
+Thaarkalack throws a flurry of painful feints to the jaw! Onyango sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Thaarkalack throws a left counter-punch to the mouth, but Onyango steps aside.
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-Thaarkalack lunges with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Onyango blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 9 of 32 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 10-9


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack attempts a left roundhouse to the face, but Onyango stays away from it.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Onyango backs out of it.
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-Thaarkalack tries a volley of shots to the mouth, but Onyango escapes.
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+Onyango staggers Thaarkalack with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Onyango thumps Thaarkalack with a volley of hard blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 24 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 20-18


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Onyango ducks.
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+Onyango tags Thaarkalack with a barrage of powerful blows to the nose.
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-Thaarkalack launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Onyango ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 4 of 23 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 30-27


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack probes with a right to the stomach, but Onyango deftly avoits it.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a straight right to the mouth, but Onyango ducks.
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+Onyango attacks with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Thaarkalack beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a pair of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 25 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 40-36


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Onyango steps aside and laughs.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Onyango grazes Thaarkalack with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 6 of 7 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 4 of 24 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 50-45


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thaarkalack lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Onyango throws a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Onyango leaps aside.
-Thaarkalack lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Onyango escapes.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 9 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 4 of 26 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 60-54


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Onyango pokes Thaarkalack with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a series of punches to the face, but Onyango escapes.
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+Thaarkalack fires a flurry of shots to the jaw!
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-Thaarkalack probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Thaarkalack throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Onyango beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thaarkalack throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Onyango deftly avoits it.
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+Thaarkalack fires a jab to the stomach. Onyango grimaces in pain.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Onyango ducks.
-Thaarkalack throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Onyango quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 11 of 56 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 70-63


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

-Thaarkalack attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Thaarkalack slams Onyango with a strong jab to the temple. Onyango covers up.
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-Thaarkalack attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Onyango stays away from it.
-Thaarkalack attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Thaarkalack tries a series of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Onyango ducks just in time.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a hook to the temple, but fails to score.
-Thaarkalack fires a right to the nose, but Onyango hides behind his gloves.
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-Thaarkalack fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Thaarkalack paws a pair of shots to the nose, but falls short.
+Onyango tattoos Thaarkalack with a flurry of painful blows to the temple. Thaarkalack sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 8 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 8 of 51 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 80-72


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Thaarkalack fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Onyango leaps aside.
+Onyango pounds Thaarkalack with a series of quick blows to the face.
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-Thaarkalack tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Thaarkalack probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Thaarkalack attacks with a pair of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Thaarkalack attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Onyango covers himself well.
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-Thaarkalack launches a jab to the nose, but Onyango ducks.
-Thaarkalack lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Onyango ties him up.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a straight right to the chin, but falls short.
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-Thaarkalack attempts a jab to the mouth, but Onyango covers himself well.
+Thaarkalack whacks Onyango with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Thaarkalack charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Onyango blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kumar Onyango landed 7 of 8 punches, and Thaarkalack The Imposter landed 5 of 58 punches.

Thaarkalack The Imposter won the round 10-9

Thaarkalack The Imposter is winning the fight 90-81


Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Onyango covers up.
Thaarkalack stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Onyango tags Thaarkalack with a series of mean punches to the head. Thaarkalack is hurt! Onyango strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Thaarkalack falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Kumar Onyango wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Onyango doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thaarkalack can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 2: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 3: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 4: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 5: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 6: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 7: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 8: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9
Round 9: Thaarkalack The Imposter 10-9

Kumar Onyango wins by a technical knockout!