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(Super-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated SUPER FLY SNUKEEE by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, August 04, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is SUPER FLY SNUKEEE!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Snukeee clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Snukeee hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Snukeee hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Snukeee tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 staggers Snukeee with a head butt! This is terrible!
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+Snukeee lands a flurry of quick shots to the temple. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Snukeee hits with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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Snukeee tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Snukeee tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Snukeee hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 stuns Snukeee with a series of nice blows to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of left punches to the nose, but Snukeee leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 3 strikes with a pair of quick shots to the nose!
Dorkness 3 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Snukeee goes down!!

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Snukeee struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Snukeee attacks with a volley of painful punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Snukeee hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 suprises Snukeee with a right to the jaw.
Snukeee tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Snukeee tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a furious uppercut to the mouth.
Dorkness 3 lands a beautiful left cross to the jaw and Snukeee lands flat on his back!!

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Snukeee struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Snukeee scores with a volley of furious shots to the chin.
Snukeee lands a slow motion haymaker and Dorkness 3's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Snukeee jolts Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 3 nails Snukeee with a barrage of powerful shots to the mouth.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 3 tags Snukeee with a series of stiff shots to the eye. Snukeee is hurt!
Dorkness 3 lands a thundering left haymaker and Snukeee collapses!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Snukeee doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!