Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\992725.htm on local disk...(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated fly as a kite by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, August 03, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is fly as a kite!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly As A Kite clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Fly As A Kite pokes Dorkness 1 with a pair of nice punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 1 paws a series of right punches to the head, but Fly As A Kite stays away from it.
Fly As A Kite tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fly As A Kite pokes Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging blows to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Fly As A Kite with a flurry of off balance blows to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right uppercut and Fly As A Kite's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Fly As A Kite doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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