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(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Fly ZWIP Dancer by majority decision: 114-114, 115-113, 114-113.

Match Monday, August 03, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Fly ZWIP Dancer!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer attacks with a sweeping right to the mouth.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dancer charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
+Dancer throws a powerful jab to the nose.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Dancer with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Dancer ties him up.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 19 of 32 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dancer shakes Dorkness 2 with a series of solid punches to the ribs!!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a right hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dancer lashes out with a pair of light punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dancer paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 ties him up.
-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Dancer steps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Dancer leaps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 17 of 31 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dancer tosses a hard left to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Dancer rocks Dorkness 2 with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Dancer staggers Dorkness 2 with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dancer blocks.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Dancer tries a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 22 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 17 of 34 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Dancer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 2 thumps Dancer with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but Dancer stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 5 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dancer lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 stays away from it.
+Dancer lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of blows to the ribs.
-Dorkness 2 throws a series of right blows to the chest, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dancer slams Dorkness 2 with a pair of blows to the chest. Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
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+Dancer hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 punches Dancer with a series of glancing punches to the ribs. Dancer doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Dancer with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Dancer launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dancer stuns Dorkness 2 with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 40 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 19 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 48-47


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dancer hits Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 lunges with a jab to the chest, but Dancer leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dancer tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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+Dancer solidly lands a volley of blows to the chest. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dancer backs out of it.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dancer throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancer strikes with a flurry of wild blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Dancer with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dancer smacks Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a series of solid shots to the stomach. Dancer doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 39 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 2 jolts Dancer with a barrage of loud shots to the ribs!
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancer leaps aside.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 2 launches a right right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer tattoos Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a left uppercut to the chest, but Dancer ducks.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Dancer with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 36 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 5 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 67-66


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dancer lands Dorkness 2 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer paws a series of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Dancer with a furious hook to the ribs. Dancer backpedals to his own corner.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 clocks Dancer with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a series of left shots to the chest, but Dancer ties him up.
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+Dancer clocks Dorkness 2 with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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+Dancer catches Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the nose. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 42 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 15 of 29 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dancer launches a right cross to the head, but fails to score.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of glancing shots to the stomach. Dancer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but Dancer escapes.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dancer covers himself well.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Dancer stays away from it.
+Dorkness 2 slams Dancer with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Dancer fires a barrage of light punches to the head. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
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+Dancer lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the nose! Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer wallops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
-Dancer fires a series of punches to the head, but Dorkness 2 stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 45 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 16 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 87-84


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dancer hits Dorkness 2 with a volley of shots to the chin.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 whacks Dancer with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Dancer solidly lands a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+Dancer hits with a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkness 2 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of painful shots to the stomach. Dancer gets mad!
-Dancer tries a volley of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 2 stays away from it.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a right straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer throws Dorkness 2 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 2 attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Dancer ducks just in time.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 38 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 16 of 35 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 97-92


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dancer paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 2 shakes Dancer with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer hits with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dancer shakes Dorkness 2 with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Dancer leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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+Dancer punches Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Dancer takes charge with a nice jab to the temple.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 2 pokes Dancer with a barrage of punches to the chest.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer suprises Dorkness 2 with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dancer leaps aside.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a hook to the ribs, but Dancer blocks.
-Dancer tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time.
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-Dancer attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 41 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 25 of 55 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 106-102


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 2 is brawling. (inside)
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dancer hits with a series of punches to the nose. Dorkness 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 2 paws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Dancer ducks.
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+Dancer wakes up the fans with a glancing jab to the eye. Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a series of light blows to the head. Dancer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Dancer wallops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
+Dancer lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye!
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-Dancer throws a series of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dancer throws a volley of punches to the face, but Dorkness 2 blocks.
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+Dancer shakes Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Dancer punches Dorkness 2 with a right to the eye! Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Dancer with a barrage of hard blows to the nose.
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+Dancer hits with a barrage of shots to the head.
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+Dancer smacks Dorkness 2 with a series of strong punches to the face.
+Dancer connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 40 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 45 of 57 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 115-112


Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancer is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 115-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 114-113

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by decision!