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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\992718.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 8 defeated "Dynamic" Danny DeVito by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Monday, August 03, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Dynamic" Danny DeVito!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dynamic clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic hits Dorkness 8 with a pair of nasty shots to the nose.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 punches Dynamic with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic tosses a powerful left to the eye.
+Dorkness 8 tosses a right to the nose.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dynamic lashes out with a series of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the mouth.
-Dorkness 8 paws a barrage of right blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 10 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 10-9
Dynamic doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 8 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dynamic clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamic throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dynamic fires a series of right blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 8 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic pounds Dorkness 8 with a volley of stinging blows to the chest. Dorkness 8 covers up.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic hits with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 5 of 16 punches.
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dynamic doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dynamic clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic tosses a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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-Dynamic tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 8 fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Dynamic escapes.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 pounds Dynamic with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 10 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 29-28
Dynamic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dynamic clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but misses completely.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic thumps Dorkness 8 with a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 8 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 8 tries a pair of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 hits Dynamic with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Dynamic doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dynamic probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 8 hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 8 probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
+Dorkness 8 throws a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 10 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 39-37
Dynamic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dynamic clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dynamic attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 tags Dynamic with a uppercut to the stomach. Dynamic backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dynamic tosses a straight right to the stomach. Dorkness 8 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic nails Dorkness 8 with a light hook to the solar plexus! Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 8 lunges with a pair of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 8 launches a series of blows to the chest, but misses.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dynamic probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 49-46
Dynamic grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dynamic clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 nails Dynamic with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 whacks Dynamic with a volley of stinging blows to the ribs.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic catches Dorkness 8 with a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 8 attacks with a right cross to the stomach, but Dynamic hides behind his gloves.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dynamic hits Dorkness 8 with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 8 throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dynamic throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 8 tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 9 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 9 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 58-55
Dynamic grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 8 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dynamic clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic stuns Dorkness 8 with a barrage of loud shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 nails Dynamic with a pair of solid punches to the ribs!
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dynamic hides behind his gloves.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 11 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 10 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 68-64
Dynamic grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dynamic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dynamic launches a flurry of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 lands a hard hook to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 8 attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 8 hammers Dynamic with a volley of painful shots to the chest.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dynamic punches Dorkness 8 with a off balance right to the face.
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+Dynamic lands a volley of loud blows to the temple.
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-Dynamic tries a volley of left blows to the face, but Dorkness 8 escapes.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 12 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 13 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 78-73
Dynamic is obviously tired.
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dynamic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 8 tries to land a barrage of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dynamic tosses a flurry of loud punches to the head.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dynamic tries a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Dorkness 8 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 lands a volley of loud punches to the chest!
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 grazes Dynamic with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Dynamic sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 11 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 88-82
Dynamic is slowing down.
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Dynamic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dynamic attempts a right right to the face, but Dorkness 8 ducks just in time.
-Dynamic charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 8 ducks.
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-Dorkness 8 fires a volley of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dynamic tries a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Dorkness 8 ties him up.
-Dorkness 8 paws a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 8 throws a volley of loud punches to the chest. Dynamic beats a hasty retreat.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 drills Dynamic with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dynamic tattoos Dorkness 8 with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 8 tries to attack, but Dynamic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 staggers Dynamic with a quick uppercut to the solar plexus. Dynamic gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Dynamic" Danny DeVito landed 9 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 98-91
Dynamic looks exhausted.
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dynamic is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 8 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 8 throws a volley of crosses to the solar plexus. Dynamic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 8 lands a cruel right blow to the temple and Dynamic is flattened!!
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Dynamic struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dynamic smacks Dorkness 8 with a series of loud punches to the chin.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dynamic probes with a volley of left hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
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Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 8 connects with a series of blows to the stomach. Dynamic retreats to the far corner.
Dynamic tries to attack, but Dorkness 8 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 8 attempts a right left to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dynamic lunges with a volley of left roundhouses to the jaw, but Dorkness 8 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 8 connects with a volley of loud blows to the chest.
Dorkness 8 lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Dynamic bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dynamic can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 2: "Dynamic" Danny DeVito 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 2: "Dynamic" Danny DeVito 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 2: "Dynamic" Danny DeVito 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a knockout!
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