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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Will E. Getup by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, July 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Will E. Getup!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Getup clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Getup hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Getup fires a volley of stiff blows to the nose.
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+Getup punches Dorkness 4 with a series of quick blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 4 drills Getup with a flurry of furious shots to the nose. Getup laughs!
Dorkness 4 lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Getup falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Getup grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!