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(Heavyweight) Humo Squid defeated Uber Stretch by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-114, 116-114.

Match Saturday, July 18, 2015

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 233 pounds (106 kilograms) is Humo Squid!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 244 pounds (111 kilograms) is Uber Stretch!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Stretch lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Stretch attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Stretch wallops Squid with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
+Squid scores with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Stretch charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Squid hides behind his gloves.
+Squid punches Stretch with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
+Stretch thumps Squid with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Stretch wallops Squid with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Stretch catches Squid with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Squid backpedals to his own corner.
+Stretch thumps Squid with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Stretch hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Squid backs up Stretch with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple!!
+Squid lands a volley of stinging punches to the eye. Stretch grimaces in pain.
+Stretch scores with a volley of nice punches to the chin!
+Stretch nails Squid with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Squid throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
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-Squid fires a series of punches to the face, but Stretch stays away from it.
-Stretch charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Squid ties him up.
-Squid attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Stretch attacks with a jab to the chest, but Squid blocks.
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-Stretch lashes out with a volley of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Stretch attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Stretch smashes Squid with a flurry of painful punches to the chest!
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+Stretch staggers Squid with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
+Squid scores with a commanding jab to the eye.
-Squid attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Stretch thumps Squid with a series of mean punches to the head.
-Squid attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Stretch paws a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Squid backs out of it.
+Stretch pummels Squid with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 39 of 70 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 51 of 86 punches.

Uber Stretch won the round 10-9

Uber Stretch is winning the fight 10-9


Squid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stretch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stretch slams Squid with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Squid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Squid tries a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Stretch backs out of it.
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-Squid probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Squid fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but Stretch ducks just in time.
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-Squid paws a cross to the ribs, but falls short.
-Stretch tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Squid hides behind his gloves.
+Squid nails Stretch with a hard jab to the nose.
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-Stretch throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Squid stays away from it.
-Squid fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
-Stretch attacks with a series of punches to the head, but Squid steps aside.
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-Squid lunges with a series of right blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Stretch tries a jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Stretch fires a flurry of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Stretch wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the chest!
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+Squid hammers Stretch with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Stretch solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the chin. Squid seems wobbly!
+Stretch lands a pair of furious punches to the face.
+Stretch punches Squid with a glancing cross to the stomach.
+Stretch punches Squid with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Squid fires a series of punches to the chin.
+Squid wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the temple! Stretch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Squid lashes out with a series of punches to the temple.
-Stretch attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Squid paws a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Squid throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Stretch blocks.
+Squid slams Stretch with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. Stretch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stretch stuns Squid with a nice jab to the face.
-Stretch tries to land a jab to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Squid lands a series of light blows to the nose.
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+Stretch fires a series of punches to the stomach!!
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-Squid lunges with a series of right punches to the chin, but Stretch quickly backs away.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 36 of 77 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 44 of 88 punches.

Uber Stretch won the round 10-9

Uber Stretch is winning the fight 20-18


Squid doesn't even want to rest!

Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stretch probes with a left to the stomach, but Squid stays away from it.
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-Stretch probes with a jab to the stomach, but Squid quickly backs away.
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+Squid throws a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Squid throws a volley of off balance punches to the ribs!
-Squid paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Stretch charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Stretch shakes Squid with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Squid quickly recovers.
-Squid probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Squid lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Squid probes with a left jab to the chin, but Stretch ties him up.
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+Stretch tattoos Squid with a barrage of painful blows to the chest.
-Squid fires a series of left punches to the chest, but Stretch beats a hasty retreat.
+Squid connects with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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+Squid connects with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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+Squid fires a pair of light punches to the head.
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+Squid connects with a loud jab to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 36 of 75 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 13 of 31 punches.

Humo Squid won the round 10-9

Uber Stretch is winning the fight 29-28


Squid doesn't even want to rest!

Stretch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Squid catches Stretch with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Stretch clocks Squid with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Squid connects with a volley of punches to the chin!!
+Stretch whacks Squid with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Stretch slams Squid with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stretch connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Squid is hurt!
-Stretch attempts a barrage of right blows to the head, but Squid ducks.
+Squid hurts Stretch with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Squid attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Stretch steps aside.
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-Squid tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Stretch attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Squid attempts a right straight right to the eye, but Stretch ducks just in time.
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-Squid tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Squid jolts Stretch with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Stretch retreats to the far corner.
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-Stretch throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Squid deftly avoits it.
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+Stretch tattoos Squid with a flurry of quick punches to the chin!
-Squid charges with a left jab to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Stretch throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Squid quickly backs away.
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-Squid tries a series of right punches to the head, but Stretch beats a hasty retreat.
+Stretch solidly lands a series of wild punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Squid wallops Stretch with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw!
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+Stretch whacks Squid with a furious straight right to the stomach.
-Squid throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Stretch deftly avoits it.
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-Stretch paws a series of left punches to the chest, but Squid hides behind his gloves.
-Squid throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 27 of 74 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 32 of 65 punches.

Uber Stretch won the round 10-9

Uber Stretch is winning the fight 39-37


Squid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stretch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stretch tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but Squid ties him up.
+Squid smashes Stretch with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
-Squid launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Squid attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Squid probes with a left to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stretch probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Stretch belts Squid with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Squid launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Squid hammers Stretch with a flurry of wild punches to the nose!! Stretch backpedals to his own corner.
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+Squid connects with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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-Stretch attempts a straight right to the chest, but Squid leaps aside.
-Stretch attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Squid quickly backs away.
+Squid solidly lands a volley of punches to the face.
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-Squid attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Stretch ties him up.
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-Squid attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Stretch pounds Squid with a series of furious punches to the stomach. Squid doesn't notice.
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+Squid attacks with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Squid throws a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Stretch ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 30 of 74 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 14 of 34 punches.

Humo Squid won the round 10-9

Uber Stretch is winning the fight 48-47


Squid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stretch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Stretch throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Squid takes it in the forearms.
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-Stretch paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Squid leaps aside.
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+Squid tags Stretch with a series of off balance blows to the chin.
+Stretch pops Squid with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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-Stretch lashes out with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Squid steps aside and laughs.
+Squid thumps Stretch with a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
-Squid fires a volley of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Squid tattoos Stretch with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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-Stretch attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Squid backs out of it.
+Squid clocks Stretch with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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+Squid wallops Stretch with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Stretch connects with a volley of punches to the head. Squid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Squid tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Squid attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Stretch steps aside and laughs.
-Stretch paws a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Squid probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Squid attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Squid tattoos Stretch with a barrage of punches to the chest. Stretch retreats to the far corner.
+Squid fires a pair of punches to the stomach!!
-Stretch charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Squid fires a pair of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Stretch tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
-Squid lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Stretch stays away from it.
-Squid fires a left roundhouse to the eye, but Stretch stays away from it.
+Stretch rocks Squid with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Squid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 33 of 80 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 30 of 64 punches.

Humo Squid won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Squid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stretch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Stretch throws a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Squid throws a quick left to the mouth. Stretch retreats to the far corner.
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+Stretch lands a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
+Stretch fires a series of nice punches to the chin.
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+Stretch lands a series of loud punches to the temple.
-Stretch attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Squid deftly avoits it.
+Squid tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the face. Stretch doesn't seem bothered.
+Squid attacks with a series of quick punches to the nose.
-Stretch throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Squid ducks just in time.
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+Squid punches Stretch with a pair of commanding punches to the head. Stretch grimaces in pain.
-Squid attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Stretch ducks.
-Squid throws a jab to the face, but to no avail.
+Squid hurts Stretch with a series of heavy punches to the mouth. Stretch quickly recovers.
-Stretch attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Squid ducks just in time.
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-Stretch throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Squid steps aside.
-Stretch attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Squid takes it in the forearms.
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-Stretch launches a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Squid throws a series of punches to the head, but Stretch ducks.
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+Stretch jolts Squid with a roundhouse to the nose.
-Stretch attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Stretch pounds Squid with a powerful jab to the nose.
+Stretch annoys Squid with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Stretch grazes Squid with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
-Squid tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Squid lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Stretch blocks.
-Stretch probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Squid hides behind his gloves.
+Squid hits with a flurry of quick punches to the chest. Stretch grimaces in pain.
+Stretch punches Squid with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Squid attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Stretch deftly avoits it.
-Squid throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Squid lands a roundhouse to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 35 of 73 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 43 of 96 punches.

Uber Stretch won the round 10-9

Uber Stretch is winning the fight 67-66


Squid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stretch is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Stretch probes with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Squid throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Stretch lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Squid steps aside and laughs.
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+Stretch scores with a powerful jab to the nose. Squid covers up.
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+Stretch hits with a right to the chin.
-Squid tries to land a roundhouse to the ribs, but Stretch backs out of it.
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+Stretch grazes Squid with a left to the chest. Squid beats a hasty retreat.
-Stretch attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but Squid ducks just in time.
+Squid smacks Stretch with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Stretch lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Stretch probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Squid charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Stretch probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Squid probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Stretch leaps aside.
-Squid launches a flurry of right punches to the head, but Stretch leaps aside.
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+Squid takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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+Squid hits with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Squid annoys Stretch with a flurry of hard punches to the head. Stretch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Stretch hits with a strong jab to the ribs.
-Squid probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Squid hits with a pair of solid punches to the chin!!
-Squid probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
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-Squid launches a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 29 of 74 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 25 of 71 punches.

Humo Squid won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Squid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stretch is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Squid hits with a solid straight right to the chest. Stretch laughs!
-Stretch probes with a jab to the head, but only hits air.
+Squid connects with a jab to the nose.
-Stretch attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Squid stays away from it.
-Stretch launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Squid stays away from it.
+Stretch tags Squid with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Stretch fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Squid attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Squid tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but Stretch ducks just in time.
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-Stretch attacks with a flurry of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
-Stretch paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Squid stays away from it.
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-Stretch lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Squid backs out of it.
+Stretch tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Stretch pummels Squid with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Squid punches Stretch with a series of punches to the temple!
-Stretch fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Squid fires a volley of heavy punches to the temple!
-Squid paws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Stretch steps aside and laughs.
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-Squid launches a right left to the eye, but to no avail.
-Stretch throws a left cross to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Stretch clocks Squid with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
-Squid charges with a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Stretch attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Stretch charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Squid leaps aside.
+Stretch shakes Squid with a series of vicious punches to the eye. Squid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Stretch shakes Squid with a pair of punches to the face.
-Stretch attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Squid hides behind his gloves.
+Stretch wakes up the fans with a series of mean punches to the face. Squid is hurt!
-Stretch throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Squid tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Stretch steps aside.
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-Squid attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Stretch blocks.
+Squid stuns Stretch with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 32 of 65 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 31 of 80 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Squid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stretch is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Squid probes with a straight right to the head, but Stretch takes it in the forearms.
-Stretch throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Squid takes it in the forearms.
+Stretch connects with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Squid charges with a right cross to the ribs, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
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-Stretch fires a left jab to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Squid probes with a series of punches to the face, but Stretch ducks.
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-Squid probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
-Stretch tries a right roundhouse to the nose, but goes wide.
+Squid pounds Stretch with a volley of punches to the ribs. Stretch is hurt!
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+Stretch catches Squid with a jab to the temple.
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-Squid probes with a right jab to the chest, but Stretch steps aside.
-Stretch tries a left jab to the chin, but Squid narrowly avoids it
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-Stretch attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Squid quickly backs away.
-Squid attempts a right jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stretch takes charge with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
-Stretch probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
+Stretch thumps Squid with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Squid wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the mouth. Stretch shakes his head to clear it.
+Squid lashes out with a vicious sweeping right to the nose.
+Stretch slams Squid with a painful jab to the ribs! Squid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Stretch paws a series of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Squid suprises Stretch with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
-Stretch charges with a series of punches to the face, but Squid ducks.
-Stretch attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Squid steps aside and laughs.
-Squid attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Stretch stays away from it.
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-Squid charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses.
-Stretch charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Squid covers himself well.
-Squid probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Squid tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Stretch tags Squid with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
+Squid fires a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 30 of 77 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 31 of 86 punches.

Uber Stretch won the round 10-9

Uber Stretch is winning the fight 96-95


Squid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stretch is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stretch launches a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Squid covers himself well.
-Stretch throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Squid covers himself well.
+Squid hits with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Stretch whacks Squid with a solid roundhouse to the mouth.
-Squid tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Squid belts Stretch with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Stretch attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Squid narrowly avoids it
+Squid lands a series of loud punches to the eye.
-Squid throws a volley of punches to the head, but Stretch takes it in the forearms.
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-Stretch tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but Squid beats a hasty retreat.
+Squid scores with a strong cross to the stomach. Stretch ignores it.
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+Stretch hits with a volley of stinging punches to the head. Squid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Stretch tags Squid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Squid tries a volley of right punches to the head, but misses.
-Stretch launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Stretch attempts a right right to the jaw, but Squid takes it in the forearms.
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-Stretch tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Squid hits Stretch with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Stretch charges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Stretch smashes Squid with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Squid paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Stretch covers himself well.
+Squid tattoos Stretch with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
+Stretch hits with a volley of stinging punches to the head!
+Squid fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Stretch lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Stretch attempts a jab to the temple, but misses completely.
+Squid punches Stretch with a flurry of punches to the temple. Stretch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Squid throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Stretch backs out of it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 36 of 65 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 31 of 78 punches.

Humo Squid won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Squid is obviously tired.

Stretch looks exhausted.



ROUND 12

Squid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stretch throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Squid jolts Stretch with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
+Squid jars Stretch with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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-Squid lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Stretch beats a hasty retreat.
+Stretch punches Squid with a pair of light crosses to the mouth.
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+Squid lands a nasty roundhouse to the temple.
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+Squid hits Stretch with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Squid throws a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
-Stretch attempts a barrage of left crosses to the face, but he's too slow.
-Stretch charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Squid deftly avoits it.
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-Stretch launches a volley of left roundhouses to the head, but Squid ties him up.
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+Squid tattoos Stretch with a glancing roundhouse to the jaw. Stretch is hurt!
-Stretch launches a volley of right shots to the chin, but Squid ducks just in time.
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+Stretch hits with Squid with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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+Squid smacks Stretch with a barrage of hard hooks to the jaw.
-Stretch lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the head, but Squid stays away from it.
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-Squid lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Squid wallops Stretch with a commanding uppercut to the head!
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-Squid tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stretch narrowly avoids it
+Stretch lands a barrage of blows to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Humo Squid landed 53 of 75 punches, and Uber Stretch landed 11 of 38 punches.

Humo Squid won the round 10-9

Humo Squid is winning the fight 115-114


Squid is obviously tired.

Stretch looks exhausted.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 2: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 3: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 4: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 5: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 6: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 7: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 8: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 9: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 10: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 11: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 12: Humo Squid 10-9

Total Score: Humo Squid 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 2: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 3: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 4: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 5: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 6: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 7: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 11: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 12: Humo Squid 10-9

Total Score: Humo Squid 116-114


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 2: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 3: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 4: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 5: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Uber Stretch 10-9
Round 8: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 9: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Humo Squid 10-9
Round 12: Humo Squid 10-9

Total Score: Humo Squid 116-114

Humo Squid wins by decision!