Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\991471.htm on local disk...(Lightweight) Army of Dorkness 12 defeated Master Pai Mei by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, July 15, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 12!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Master Pai Mei!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 12 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Master covers up.
+Dorkness 12 tosses a barrage of solid roundhouses to the chin. Master doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkness 12 lands a decisive punch in the nose and Master is knocked off his feet!!
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Master struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Master catches Dorkness 12 with a pair of shots to the mouth.
+Dorkness 12 fires a series of crosses to the face. Master sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkness 12 drills Master with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Dorkness 12 punches Master with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Dorkness 12 attempts a left to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 12 connects with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth! Master doesn't notice.
Dorkness 12 lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Master goes over backwards!!
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Master struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 12 probes with a barrage of crosses to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 12 tags Master with a barrage of uppercuts to the temple. Master gets mad!
Dorkness 12 lands a cruel right uppercut and Master is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 12 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 12 doesn't even want to rest!
Master remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Army of Dorkness 12 wins by a knockout!
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