Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\991354.htm on local disk...(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Tom "Two Tone" Thompson by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 13, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Tom "Two Tone" Thompson!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 is brawling. (inside)
Two Tone comes out fighting.
+Two Tone backs up Dorkness 2 with a flurry of shots to the nose. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
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+Two Tone tattoos Dorkness 2 with a barrage of light blows to the nose. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkness 2 staggers Two Tone with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 2 fires a pair of right shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of shots to the eye.
Dorkness 2 lands a crashing hook and Two Tone goes down!!
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Two Tone struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
+Two Tone nails Dorkness 2 with a pair of heavy shots to the face.
Two Tone lands a vicious blow to the head and Dorkness 2 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Two Tone lands a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 pokes Two Tone with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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+Two Tone pokes Dorkness 2 with a cross to the nose.
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+Dorkness 2 wallops Two Tone with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Dorkness 2 scores with a series of blows to the mouth. Two Tone shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 2 lands a devestating right hook and Two Tone staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
Two Tone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!
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